trump spawn

[Slim Cognito]

I think mine was direct deposited within the week.

It's not like we had mail service.

[Volkonski]

Our home was flooded by hurricane Harvey. I reported our recovery step by step on Oldbow.

We had Federal flood insurance. Immediately after we filed our claim we got a several hundred dollar check for immediate expenses from FEMA. After a FEMA inspection of our house we filed a detailed list of damages. We soon got a high 5 figure payment which pretty much covered our losses.

These $750 payments are just step 1.

I do not know what folk w/o flood insurance will get but these first emergency payments are just that. A first payment.

[Frater I*I]

Fuck Hannity to hell and back.

Damn I absolutely love how the Fogbelle's profanity has increase over the last few years...

The Aviation Mechanic and Marine Infantryman in me APPORVES!!!!

[poplove]

Fuck Hannity to hell and back.

Damn I absolutely love how the Fogbelle's profanity has increase over the last few years...

The Aviation Mechanic and Marine Infantryman in me APPORVES!!!!

I dropped the f-bomb in front of some car mechanics the other day and apologized. Told them I was in the military, I speak sergeant. They were all younger guys and they just laughed.

[Mr brolin]

Fuck Hannity to hell and back.

Damn I absolutely love how the Fogbelle's profanity has increase over the last few years...

The Aviation Mechanic and Marine Infantryman in me APPORVES!!!!

I dropped the f-bomb in front of some car mechanics the other day and apologized. Told them I was in the military, I speak sergeant. They were all younger guys and they just laughed.

I picked up the habit, when in the UK, after hearing a colleague, of compounding...... So much more satisfying and if used in frail company more easily laughed off...... "ShitFuckTossWankBollocks" works particularly well if you have just hit the thumb with the hammer and are doing the Sweary Dance Of Owie.

[Slim Cognito]

The swearie dance of owie. Ima steal that

There's a scene in the Long Kiss goodnight, after Gina Davis' character's amnesia passes and She reverts back to her let's say original rough persona. Samuel L Jackson then states, " You used to be like, phooey, I burnt the muffins. Now you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come running out."

I always related to that scene.

* And, yes, it was a rip off of the Bourne Identity.

[Frater I*I]

The swearie dance of owie. Ima steal that

There's a scene in the Long Kiss goodnight, after Gina Davis' character's amnesia passes and She reverts back to her let's say original rough persona. Samuel L Jackson then states, " You used to be like, phooey, I burnt the muffins. Now you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come running out."

I always related to that scene.

* And, yes, it was a rip off of the Bourne Identity.

I was gonna quote that bit in my original post, but I was wine silly and thought I'd screw it up...

[Slim Cognito]

The swearie dance of owie. Ima steal that

There's a scene in the Long Kiss goodnight, after Gina Davis' character's amnesia passes and She reverts back to her let's say original rough persona. Samuel L Jackson then states, " You used to be like, phooey, I burnt the muffins. Now you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come running out."

I always related to that scene.

* And, yes, it was a rip off of the Bourne Identity.

I was gonna quote that bit in my original post, but I was wine silly and thought I'd screw it up...

I relate to that as well.

[sad-cafe]

fuck all the trumps

[p0rtia]

Seconded.

[neonzx]

offs!

Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
Eric Trump was just appointed as a Deputy Sheriff for St. Lucie county by a controversial Sheriff up for election who was recently appointed by Desantis. Eric said it was his lifelong dream to be a cop, now he has a real badge to prove it.

[zekeb]

Yesterday I couldn't even spell cop and now today I are one.

[RTH10260]

[p0rtia]

[Kendra]

Ugh. What kind of training is required for that position? Did he take a written test? And what exactly are his duties? Patrol car? Desk job?

Can you even imagine him chasing down and tackling a car prowler?

[zekeb]

Ugh. What kind of training is required for that position? Did he take a written test? And what exactly are his duties? Patrol car? Desk job?

Can you even imagine him chasing down and tackling a car prowler?

In Oregon he would need to be certified. This includes several weeks at the law enforcement academy. Apparently some states aren't so picky.

[Rolodex]

Doesn't he already have a job?

It's probably "honorable" and they conveniently left that part out.

[neonzx]

Doesn't he already have a job?

It's probably "honorable" and they conveniently left that part out.

"honorary". But what happens if he tries use his "badge" to detain or maybe even arrest someone?

[Kendra]

I humbly request that SNL does a skit on this, maybe Adam 12 with Eric playing Jim Reed.

[Slim Cognito]

Approved!

[Kendra]

There's always Dragnet. Or what was the show that Shatner starred in, that might be fun too

[Frater I*I]

There's always Dragnet. Or what was the show that Shatner starred in, that might be fun too

TJ Hooker...

[Kendra]

There's always Dragnet. Or what was the show that Shatner starred in, that might be fun too

TJ Hooker...

That's it.

[poplove]

There's always Dragnet. Or what was the show that Shatner starred in, that might be fun too

TJ Hooker...

That's it.

Thomas Jefferson Hooker. Here's a funny SNL spoof with Shatner:

[Kendra]

Thanks poppy, I don't recall seeing that one before