Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
To be clear, Lindsey Graham said that Boebert should shut up. Then Pelosi said that she agreed with him. FWIW.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
That's Corporal Captain to you.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Well to be honest that clip seems to be selectively edited (ended). Most anyone else but her or EmptyGee I would give the benefit of the doubt positing that she corrected herself immediately. But given the source; 'Yeah, what a maroon'.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:16 pm To be clear, Lindsey Graham said that Boebert should shut up. Then Pelosi said that she agreed with him. FWIW.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Maybe she meant sergeant major. She'd still be wrong.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
And she claims to be reading from a parent's letter. If true, the mother was incorrect, or has really bad handwriting.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.
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Mr. Gneiss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:47 pm It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Here's her full monologue. Definitely not deceptively edited, and I don't know how she got to lieutenant corporal, but I suspect some combination of dishonest (& failed) rank fluffing, stupidity, out and out lying, and reading at a 3rd grade level.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?
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Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
and I was coming here to post that....
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
My impression of 'lil Lauren Boebert's new voice and style is that she recently watched an old movie starring Lauren Bacall. All she needs to complete the look is to add a Chesterfield cigarette. Of course, Boebert parted her hair on the right instead of the left like Bacall because she got confused looking in the mirror while parting her hair.Phoenix520 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:18 pm Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?
Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it because she really is that stupid!!
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Words are hard.qbawl wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:00 pmMr. Gneiss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:47 pm It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.![]()
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Mr. Gneiss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:43 pmMy impression of 'lil Lauren Boebert's new voice and style is that she recently watched an old movie starring Lauren Bacall. All she needs to complete the look is to add a Chesterfield cigarette. Of course, Boebert parted her hair on the right instead of the left like Bacall because she got confused looking in the mirror while parting her hair.Phoenix520 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:18 pm Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?
Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it because she really is that stupid!!
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You are in serious trouble for making that comparison. Bacall and the cigarette is one of the sexiest scenes ever filmed and you ruined it by putting the image of a low rent Onlyfans model in the same room.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Hey, HEY, HEY, Greg.
I would never make that comparison.
I merely made an attempt (perhaps a horrid attempt) as a geologist to explain what MIGHT be floating around in the vug that resides inside her brainbone!!
I would never make that comparison.
I merely made an attempt (perhaps a horrid attempt) as a geologist to explain what MIGHT be floating around in the vug that resides inside her brainbone!!
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Oh, he'll get major corporal punishment for that.
Or is that general punishment?
Or is that general punishment?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Took her 8 hours & 16 minutes to find a plausible out.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Shit, I underestimated her stupidity, once AGAIN!
There needs to be an investigation into who took the GED exam for her the fourth time!! Even Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies could cipher and read better than her.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I'm surprised she didn't say Lieutenant Commander Data.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom wrote: Are you perhaps a member of Congress, but don't know the difference between a lieutenant and a corporal? Here you go.
Leave Lauren Boebert alone. A lieutenant corporal is a rank in the gazpacho police.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
OT, but since the word "data" is plural, shouldn't Brent Spiner's character have been called "Datum", since he was one of a kind?Mr. Gneiss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 7:49 pmHer first thought would be why did you stupidly capitalize the word data. That isn't necessary to describe a roster of Lieutenant Commanders.![]()
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