Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

[raison de arizona]

To be clear, Lindsey Graham said that Boebert should shut up. Then Pelosi said that she agreed with him. FWIW.

[northland10]

That's Corporal Captain to you.

[qbawl]

To be clear, Lindsey Graham said that Boebert should shut up. Then Pelosi said that she agreed with him. FWIW.

Well to be honest that clip seems to be selectively edited (ended). Most anyone else but her or EmptyGee I would give the benefit of the doubt positing that she corrected herself immediately. But given the source; 'Yeah, what a maroon'.

[bill_g]

Maybe she meant sergeant major. She'd still be wrong.

[bill_g]

And she claims to be reading from a parent's letter. If true, the mother was incorrect, or has really bad handwriting.

Bobo needs her tech crew to work on the her cam focus. The 60's were nice and all, but playback quality was poor at best.

[Gene Kooper]

It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.

[qbawl]

It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.

[Estiveo]

Here's her full monologue. Definitely not deceptively edited, and I don't know how she got to lieutenant corporal, but I suspect some combination of dishonest (& failed) rank fluffing, stupidity, out and out lying, and reading at a 3rd grade level.

[Phoenix520]

Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?

Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.

[Frater I*I]

That's Corporal Captain to you.

and I was coming here to post that....

[Gene Kooper]

Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?

Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.

My impression of 'lil Lauren Boebert's new voice and style is that she recently watched an old movie starring Lauren Bacall. All she needs to complete the look is to add a Chesterfield cigarette. Of course, Boebert parted her hair on the right instead of the left like Bacall because she got confused looking in the mirror while parting her hair.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it because she really is that stupid!!

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[Gregg]

It sounded to me that she couldn't pronounce colonel (can't spell it either) so eventually her tongue came out with corporal.

Words are hard.

[Gregg]

Is it me or has she adopted a new breathiness to her speaking voice to go along with the softer hair style?

Good actresses stay on top of the innovations in their field.

My impression of 'lil Lauren Boebert's new voice and style is that she recently watched an old movie starring Lauren Bacall. All she needs to complete the look is to add a Chesterfield cigarette. Of course, Boebert parted her hair on the right instead of the left like Bacall because she got confused looking in the mirror while parting her hair.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it because she really is that stupid!!

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You are in serious trouble for making that comparison. Bacall and the cigarette is one of the sexiest scenes ever filmed and you ruined it by putting the image of a low rent Onlyfans model in the same room.

[Gene Kooper]

Hey, HEY, HEY, Greg.

I would never make that comparison.

I merely made an attempt (perhaps a horrid attempt) as a geologist to explain what MIGHT be floating around in the vug that resides inside her brainbone!!

[Gregg]

[Estiveo]

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[Gene Kooper]

Perfect Estiveo

[raison de arizona]

[bill_g]

Oh, he'll get major corporal punishment for that.

Or is that general punishment?

[Estiveo]

Took her 8 hours & 16 minutes to find a plausible out.

[Gene Kooper]

Shit, I underestimated her stupidity, once AGAIN!

There needs to be an investigation into who took the GED exam for her the fourth time!! Even Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies could cipher and read better than her.

[Suranis]

I'm surprised she didn't say Lieutenant Commander Data.

[Gene Kooper]

I'm surprised she didn't say Lieutenant Commander Data.

Her first thought would be why did you stupidly capitalize the word data. That isn't necessary to describe a roster of Lieutenant Commanders.

[raison de arizona]

Are you perhaps a member of Congress, but don't know the difference between a lieutenant and a corporal? Here you go.

Leave Lauren Boebert alone. A lieutenant corporal is a rank in the gazpacho police.

[noblepa]

I'm surprised she didn't say Lieutenant Commander Data.

Her first thought would be why did you stupidly capitalize the word data. That isn't necessary to describe a roster of Lieutenant Commanders.

OT, but since the word "data" is plural, shouldn't Brent Spiner's character have been called "Datum", since he was one of a kind?

I'll show myself out.