https://www.theonion.com/defiant-aaron- ... 1848024134Defiant Aaron Rodgers Says He Can’t Get Vaccinated Because He Only 4 Years Old
GREEN BAY, WI—Lashing out at those who had criticized his decision to refuse the Covid-19 shot, a defiant Aaron Rodgers told reporters Tuesday that he can’t get vaccinated because he’s only 4 years old. “I’m not old enough to get the shot yet—maybe in kindergarten though,” said Rodgers, who attributed his unvaccinated status not to any political ideology or anti-vaccine beliefs, but to his young age, stating he was “this many” as he held four fingers up in the air. “My pediatrician says I have to wait until next year, when I’m a big boy. Just ask my mom, okay? Everyone stop yelling at me. I’m still just a little kid!” At press time, Rodgers was hiding from reporters under a table and had refused to come out.
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High noon that child protection services show up at his home and put him in a juvenilve facility.
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Change approved.
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Who's on first? (For those not in the know, there is a show on Netflix called "You." Ingraham is clearly unaware of it, and unable to grok.
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Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.
That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.
That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.
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Are we allowed to slap people?W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:40 pm Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.
That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.
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Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:21 pmAre we allowed to slap people?W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:40 pm Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.
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Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old rooster
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Oh, nice! I just happen to have some bananas on hand...W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 12:13 amGlad you appreciate my joke! (and yes, I'm the original author)
Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old roosterI guess you could throw fruit at me. I'm allergic to bananas.
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Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 2:50 amOh, nice! I just happen to have some bananas on hand...W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 12:13 amGlad you appreciate my joke! (and yes, I'm the original author)
Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old roosterI guess you could throw fruit at me. I'm allergic to bananas.
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That's a very happy crescent moon.
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Yup - free to choose - like death - not suicide by cop but suicide by virus ![Black Eye :blackeye:](./images/smilies/blackeye.gif)
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Good one. I just saw the movie.
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Republicans: "Dr. Fauci and the Democrats overhyped COVID-19."
Also Republicans: "I'm in the hospital with COVID-19, please GoFundMe."
Also Republicans: "I'm in the hospital with COVID-19, please GoFundMe."
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Derp.
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jemcanada2 made me do this!!!!!!!
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