Covid Humor

[RVInit]

[raison de arizona]

Defiant Aaron Rodgers Says He Can’t Get Vaccinated Because He Only 4 Years Old

GREEN BAY, WI—Lashing out at those who had criticized his decision to refuse the Covid-19 shot, a defiant Aaron Rodgers told reporters Tuesday that he can’t get vaccinated because he’s only 4 years old. “I’m not old enough to get the shot yet—maybe in kindergarten though,” said Rodgers, who attributed his unvaccinated status not to any political ideology or anti-vaccine beliefs, but to his young age, stating he was “this many” as he held four fingers up in the air. “My pediatrician says I have to wait until next year, when I’m a big boy. Just ask my mom, okay? Everyone stop yelling at me. I’m still just a little kid!” At press time, Rodgers was hiding from reporters under a table and had refused to come out.

https://www.theonion.com/defiant-aaron- ... 1848024134

[RTH10260]

High noon that child protection services show up at his home and put him in a juvenilve facility.

[RVInit]

[bill_g]

Change approved.

[raison de arizona]

Who's on first? (For those not in the know, there is a show on Netflix called "You." Ingraham is clearly unaware of it, and unable to grok.

[RVInit]

She's so self-absorbed she couldn't even understand when he said a "show called You on Netflix"

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.

That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.

[Dave from down under]

[RVInit]

[raison de arizona]

[Kriselda Gray]

Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.

That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.

Are we allowed to slap people?

[Kriselda Gray]

That's beautiful!

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Scientists have been studying the rate at which new variants of concern have been developing, and are predicting the next one will emerge in just over 3 weeks.

That's right, we'll have pi for Christmas.

Are we allowed to slap people?

Glad you appreciate my joke! (and yes, I'm the original author)

Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old rooster I guess you could throw fruit at me. I'm allergic to bananas.

[Kriselda Gray]

Glad you appreciate my joke! (and yes, I'm the original author)

Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old rooster I guess you could throw fruit at me. I'm allergic to bananas.

Oh, nice! I just happen to have some bananas on hand...

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Glad you appreciate my joke! (and yes, I'm the original author)

Foggy, isn't it high time you got a Gibbs slap smilie? (referring to NCIS) While we wait for the old rooster I guess you could throw fruit at me. I'm allergic to bananas.

Oh, nice! I just happen to have some bananas on hand...

[jemcanada2]

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

That's a very happy crescent moon.

[poplove]

Yep.

[RTH10260]

Yup - free to choose - like death - not suicide by cop but suicide by virus

[AndyinPA]

Good one. I just saw the movie.

[bill_g]

Republicans: "Dr. Fauci and the Democrats overhyped COVID-19."

Also Republicans: "I'm in the hospital with COVID-19, please GoFundMe."

[Estiveo]

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[bill_g]

Derp.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

jemcanada2 made me do this!!!!!!!