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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:22 pm
by bill_g
No. Bobo is nowhere near Katie Porter's abilities.


Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:24 pm
by bill_g
Let's not forget Bobo had to get her GED to qualify to run for her office.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:33 pm
by raison de arizona
You know what's hot? Not being a friggin' idiot. That's hot. That puts Boebert nowhere NEAR hot.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:03 pm
by Resume18
Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:35 pm
Are we sure someone isn't just trolling her? Because she's not the smartest tool in the six-pack. Also, not hot, IMO.


ETA: I ask because it reminds me of the frame Seiko certificate on Michael Scott's office wall. It would be so sweet if it were a troll.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:21 pm
by Gregg
So which Klavern gave her that award?

Did she sleep with anyone to get it?

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:29 pm
by Kriselda Gray
Resume18 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:03 pm
Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:35 pm
Are we sure someone isn't just trolling her? Because she's not the smartest tool in the six-pack. Also, not hot, IMO.


ETA: I ask because it reminds me of the frame Seiko certificate on Michael Scott's office wall. It would be so sweet if it were a troll.
Real or troll, that certificate is all kinds of screwed up. There's a random line of text going through the non-centered title, another one set at an angle in the lower left corner, her name is not just spelled wrong but they put it too far to the right to get all of it on there.... Yeah, something I'd really want to show off there...

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:48 pm
by RTH10260
Hottest woman? Yeah - left in a hot bath tub too long - short of turning deep red like a lobster :twisted:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:02 pm
by RTH10260
Kriselda Gray wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:29 pm
Resume18 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:03 pm
Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:35 pm https:// twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1492141912668704772
Are we sure someone isn't just trolling her? Because she's not the smartest tool in the six-pack. Also, not hot, IMO.


ETA: I ask because it reminds me of the frame Seiko certificate on Michael Scott's office wall. It would be so sweet if it were a troll.
Real or troll, that certificate is all kinds of screwed up. There's a random line of text going through the non-centered title, another one set at an angle in the lower left corner, her name is not just spelled wrong but they put it too far to the right to get all of it on there.... Yeah, something I'd really want to show off there...
IMHO totally trolled and the lady fell for it. As you mentioned, name spelled wrong. --> But it's worse: someone used a sharpie to overwrite the 'A' to an 'E'! The lady is so full of it, she doesn't even recognize that she is being played for the dimwit she is. Any congress person of average intelligence would have rejected such a pathetic "document", except it came with a letter claiming "my four year old did it".

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:31 am
by Foggy
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:22 pm No. Bobo is nowhere near Katie Porter's abilities.
Which is what I meant. Katie is the hottest woman in Congress. IMHO. :lovestruck:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:40 am
by bill_g
Foggy wrote: Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:31 am
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:22 pm No. Bobo is nowhere near Katie Porter's abilities.
Which is what I meant. Katie is the hottest woman in Congress. IMHO. :lovestruck:
No worries. I knew that. That's why I linked a quick Porter primer video for those unfamiliar with the distinguished representative from California. She has her own approach, and it's very effective.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:01 am
by RVInit
I didn't think this "award" Boebert received could get any weirder, but here we are. The idea that a four year old has any concept of "hottest" that doesn't have anything to do with temperature...come on. I think "my four year old made it" is code for "I did such a lousy job on it I have to think of something quick to say to hide my embarrassment". I can also believe someone is just trolling her though.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:59 pm
by humblescribe
RTH10260 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:48 pm Hottest woman? Yeah - left in a hot bath tub too long - short of turning deep red like a lobster :twisted:
No disrespect to all you decent distaff types, but Mickey Gilley did once sing, "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time."

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 6:15 pm
by RVInit
humblescribe wrote: Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:59 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:48 pm Hottest woman? Yeah - left in a hot bath tub too long - short of turning deep red like a lobster :twisted:
No disrespect to all you decent distaff types, but Mickey Gilley did once sing, "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time."
Drunken stupor definitely would explain that certificate, come to think of it.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:30 pm
by raison de arizona
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:51 am
by bill_g
A flattering picture for both of them, and one of his most sincere smiles I've ever seen. Remarkable. Moving on.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:16 pm
by Foggy
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:51 am ... one of his most sincere smiles I've ever seen.
I smile like that when a lady grabs my ass, too also. I hate to even think where her right hand might be. :oopsy:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:17 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
Foggy wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:16 pm
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:51 am ... one of his most sincere smiles I've ever seen.
I smile like that when a lady grabs my ass, too also. I hate to even think where her right hand might be. :oopsy:
Pics or it didn't happen! :mrgreen:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:18 pm
by raison de arizona
Foggy wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:16 pm
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:51 am ... one of his most sincere smiles I've ever seen.
I smile like that when a lady grabs my ass, too also. I hate to even think where her right hand might be. :oopsy:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 4:12 pm
by humblescribe
Foggy wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:16 pm
bill_g wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:51 am ... one of his most sincere smiles I've ever seen.
I smile like that when a lady grabs my ass, too also. I hate to even think where her right hand might be. :oopsy:
Or his left hand.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:15 pm
by Gregg
Worst Prom picture ever.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:38 pm
by raison de arizona
Question: Why ISN'T President Biden going to be terribly depressed at the SOTU?

Answer:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:58 pm
by Gregg
raison de arizona wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:38 pm Question: Why ISN'T President Biden going to be terribly depressed at the SOTU?

Answer:
Well, I'll take it, but I was hoping for something to do with maybe a windshield taste test.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:02 pm
by p0rtia
Gregg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:58 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:38 pm Question: Why ISN'T President Biden going to be terribly depressed at the SOTU?

Answer:
Well, I'll take it, but I was hoping for something to do with maybe a windshield taste test.
She's such a fool.
Pelosi Opens Biden State of the Union Speech to Full House

Despite the pandemic, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has announced that all members of Congress are invited to attend President Joe Biden’s upcoming State of the Union address in the House chamber.
https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/ar ... full-house

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:06 pm
by raison de arizona
:lol: that's hilarious.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:52 pm
by keith
humblescribe wrote: Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:59 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:48 pm Hottest woman? Yeah - left in a hot bath tub too long - short of turning deep red like a lobster :twisted:
No disrespect to all you decent distaff types, but Mickey Gilley did once sing, "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time."
And there's the Dusty Chaps song "Drunken Mistake" ... 'I saw her through the bottom of an empty glass, and boy she sure looked pretty...'