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- Sam the Centipede
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Oh, that is so neatly executed!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin π
Pumpkin π
Tim Walz’ Golden Rule: Mind your own damn business!
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Q. Why did the Wise Men bring frankincense and myrrh?
A. They were men; by the time they got around to Christmas shopping that's all that was left on the shelves.
A. They were men; by the time they got around to Christmas shopping that's all that was left on the shelves.
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at her: your phone is probably not on top of your car anymore!
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Wife: Babe... If I die, will you remarry?
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Husband: Yeah
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Wife: Will she sleep in our bed ?
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Husband: Yeah, she can't sleep in the kids bed.
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Wife: Lord, I suppose she'll use my golf clubs too....
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Husband: No, she's left handed
(May be a repeat, but…..)
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Husband: Yeah
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Wife: Will she sleep in our bed ?
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Husband: Yeah, she can't sleep in the kids bed.
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Wife: Lord, I suppose she'll use my golf clubs too....
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Husband: No, she's left handed
(May be a repeat, but…..)
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One of our favorite jokes. We do variations on this all the time. Like today. We had lunch from the Instant Pot and dinner will be from the crockpot.pjhimself wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:08 pm Wife: Babe... If I die, will you remarry?
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Husband: Yeah
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Wife: Will she sleep in our bed ?
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Husband: Yeah, she can't sleep in the kids bed.
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Wife: Lord, I suppose she'll use my golf clubs too....
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Husband: No, she's left handed
(May be a repeat, but…..)
W2: If you were gone, Those would be gone.
W4: You’d never cook like that?
W2: no, my next wife already has her own small appliances.
Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes foolishness.
—Theodore Roosevelt
—Theodore Roosevelt