Assault on the Capitol (DC)

[neonzx]

Well, there is still a fence ... but not that awful one with the coiled barbed/razor wire at the top.
Major improvement. I think the insurrectionists are done.

[Chilidog]

I think there may be some nonsense at the SOTU address. That's why it hasn't been scheduled yet.

[raison de arizona]

https://twitter.com/BonnieBlueBell1/sta ... 81794?s=20

ALERT: FBI has arrested a suspected US Capitol Insurrectionist at JFK airport in New York.

Isaac Sturgeon is accused of picking up a metal police barricade, pushing it into officers and crawling under to access the Capitol Building

A little more on Sturgeon, who fled to Kenya and was sent back.

[neonzx]

Yes, fleeing to Kenya!



Who had that on their insurrectionist bingo card?

[zekeb]

Yes, fleeing to Kenya!



Who had that on their insurrectionist bingo card?

It's in the Draft Kings parlay. Spent $5 and get back $250.

[northland10]

It must be Obama's fault that Kenya deported him. See what happens when we allow a Kenya-born Obama Acorn to become President? Now the left is persecuting true patriots who try to run off to Kenya.

[Kendra]

A suspected member of the Oath Keepers militia who provided security for Roger Stone on the day the Capitol was attacked has been arrested in connection with the riot.

[tek]

Off Topic

Roger Stone looks like the perfect cartoon villain in that photo.

[neonzx]

It must be Obama's fault that Kenya deported him. See what happens when we allow a Kenya-born Obama Acorn to become President? Now the left is persecuting true patriots who try to run off to Kenya.

Everything is Obama's fault, you know that.
I don't know what this guy was thinking, but most people who are trying lay-low don't go somewhere they stick out like a sore thumb.

It's been more than an hour since I read the report and I still bust out in laughter.

[dan1100]

Al Watkins and horn wearing guy took a judicial beating.

[Foggy]

Oh, ouchy.

[pipistrelle]

Insulting the court’s intelligence is a strategy.

[Estiveo]

Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.

[raison de arizona]

Al Watkins and horn wearing guy took a judicial beating.

https://twitter.com/alex_mallin/status/ ... 6488790025

The more I see excerpts from this, the more I want to find a link to the full thing.

Denying the QAnon Shaman's request for relief, the judge wrote: "The court finds none of his many attempts to manipulate the evidence and minimize the seriousness of his actions persuasive."

[dan1100]

Full opinion on Al Watkins and horn wearing dude's judicial beatdown.

https://assets.documentcloud.org/docume ... 2-_ocr.pdf

[Frater I*I]

Damn, I think that's what they call a benchslap....

[raison de arizona]

Full opinion on Al Watkins and horn wearing dude's judicial beatdown.

https://assets.documentcloud.org/docume ... 2-_ocr.pdf

Muchas gracias!

[SuzieC]

Ouchie.

[Chilidog]

"fuckin’ a."

[northland10]

Al Watkins and horn wearing guy took a judicial beating.

Pro tip.. don't get horny and then go commit insurrection.

[Wanderinglord]

I guess Dances with Karens is not happy to become dances with Bubba

[sad-cafe]

every day we find more crap from fatnixon layers and layers of crap

You win the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!

aw-thank you but I can't take credit for that. I saw it somewhere. I just don't remember where.

[pipistrelle]

They show that defendant entered the Capitol building on January 6th not to ponder Statuary Hall, but with an intent to disrupt the functions of our government by means of force.

Whoever wrote that is trolling.

[slq]

Given the conversaation upthread about his clueless mother, I especially enjoyed this part:

Finally,defendant's plan to return to his mother's house would not mitigate his risk of flight. In the March
4, 2021 interview with 60 Minutes+, defendant's mother repeatedly stated that her son did nothing
wrong on January 6th. 60 Minutes+ Interview, supra at 13:23–13:40, 17:40–17:52. Instead, she
said, her son merely “walked through open doors" and was "escorted into the Senate." Id.
Defendant's mother further stated that she believes defendant to be "innocently sitting in a prison
cell." Id. at 17:44. The Court is not persuaded that defendant's mother will ensure his compliance
with any conditions of release imposed, and defendant identifies no other custodian.

[FiveAcres]

Well, at least the judge didn't say "She obviously needs a keeper as much as he does."