Donald J. Trump 2024

[pipistrelle]

I think the stomach bump was in previous photos and was commented on IIRC.

[MN-Skeptic]

Art Candee has put out a very long tweet recapping Trump's rally in Las Vegas last night. For your evening entertainment -

https://x.com/ArtCandee/status/1835061041639645250

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Art Candee
@ArtCandee

Donald Trump hosted a rally in Las Vegas, Nevada last night and of course it was full of lies and he was totally unhinged.

Let’s recap it:

He showed up late. Again. He has zero respect for these people’s time.

He looks like isht. His face is sweaty and gross, and he missed some chunks of his face with the orange paint.

He bragged about Rasmussen polls having him up by 6%. I always laugh when MAGA brings up Rasmussen, because the owner of the company’s pinned post on here calls MAGA sheep.

He said VP Harris doesn’t have any plans or policies. Bro who said he has “concepts of a plan” says what now?

He claims she offers nothing but “falsehoods and hoaxes” when he’s literally pushing fake news and debunked lies every friggin’ day of the week.

He said VP Kamala Harris "can’t talk.”

Meanwhile he had issues saying “making,” “fraudulently,” “Venezuelan,” “sneaked,” “bite,” “ignored,” “additionally,” “seniors,” “settle,” and “class.” All basic words.

He said “yesterday night” instead of “last night.”

He pushed the debunked hoaxes that VP Harris “got the questions and the answers” for the debate and that she was wearing an earpiece. Why would he be saying this if he’s the “winner?”

He said VP Harris “had a big word salad.” Utterly laughable from a man who has the attention span of a gnat who rambles like an escapee from a loony bin when he rants about nonexistent issues.

He’s lying about Venezuelan gangs with “AK47 supremes” taking over Aurora, Colorado. If he thought Venezuelans were such bad news, then why did he pause their deportations as one of his last executive orders in office? Riddle me that, MAGA.

He’s demonizing Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio like a good little racist Russian stooge some more.

He says he cares about young women being raped, but crickets about how his radical Supreme Court has now enabled states to force them to carry their rapists’ babies.

He praised himself for attending the 9/11 ceremony where he brought a 9/11 conspiracy theorist with him.

He calls a woman in the audience “cute,” and says he’s “not allowed to say that.” Bro is a creepy perv.

He asks the audience if he should read his favorite song lyrics from “The Snake.” He says people love it. There was barely any applause.

He takes another poll as to whether or not he should call President Biden “Sleepy Joe” or “Crooked Joe.” He really doesn’t seem to remember who he’s running against.

He claims pollsters that have him leading don’t actually go out and poll the 200 people they say they do for the $200k he pays them. This may be the only accurate thing he said.

He’s back to praising himself for visiting a fire station on 9/11. I've never heard a man praise himself so much.

He calls VP Harris “weird.” He said that Democrats calling him and JD Vance weird was “another soundbite they made up...we’re very solid people…we’re not weird.” No. You guys are effin’ weird.

He called Tim Walz “the Vice President” again. Twice. Freudian slip again. Bro knows Tim will be the next VP.

He’s whining about being fact checked about crime by David Muir during the debate.

He’s trying to insult Muir’s hair when his looks like he’s wearing a Temu toupee.

He’s making up fake numbers about crime based on DOJ data that doesn’t exist. He got these figures from an article of a publication founded by a North Korean cult leader. No joke.

He thinks David Muir owes him an apology because of what that article said. Please hold your breath on that one.

He claimed that “thousands of terrorists are coming into our country.” I just did a search and saw videos of Sarah Huckabee Sanders (when she was the press secretary) and Mike Pence saying that “4000” terrorists came into our country in 2018 when Donald was POTUS.

He started literally screaming into the microphone about the border. Unglued.

He said he did a “great job in 2016 on the border and we solved the problem very, very quickly.” Only problem is that he didn’t take office until January 20th of 2017. Bro’s deeply unwell.

He claims the border is 20x worse right now than 2016. Straight up baloney.

He claims “we’re pretty close to not having” a country anymore. Mkay.

He thinks people don’t know who VP Harris is. He’s gonna find out that we do in November.

He calls VP Harris a “Marxist, Communist, Fascist person.” He clearly doesn’t know that those are all totally different from each other, does he?

He said “apartment houses.” Uh. It’s either “apartment” or “house.” Pick one.

He’s whining about The New York Times and the Washington Post: “will you just fail already?” The world is asking the same thing about you, dude.

He claimed gangs in Colorado “got a green light to shoot the cops.” WHAT IN THE EFF?!

He said he’s going to create an “a special task force of elite federal law enforcement” to tackle gangs. That’s already a thing. It’s called The Violent Gang Safe Streets Task Force made up of federal, state, and local law enforcement officers. Also, it’s kinda funny he says this when he wants to disband federal law enforcement entirely.

He’s going to have “ICE, DHS, and other federal officials to go in and liberate Aurora” Colorado. There isn’t anything to liberate, bro. You’re pushing debunked fake news.

He slips and says “it’s a great way to get elected.” His strategy is to push fake news.

He claims he’s on the “Forbes 400” list of the wealthiest people. He was dropped from it last year and the list for 2024 hasn’t come out yet. He claims he hasn’t heard about the list “in a long time.” He’s so salty about being kicked off of it.

He whines about the immigration app CBP One…HIS ADMINISTRATION launched the app in 2020 but he calls it “Kamala’s phone app.” His senility is strong.

He’s talking about a migrant who was deported under his administration who was arrested for stabbing. I guess deporting people doesn’t work after all, but he wants costly mass deportations anyway.

He once again asks if people want to hear “The Snake” and the crowd barely cheers. He then screams it into the mic. It's bad enough listening to Trump talk, but a screeching Trump is unbearable.

The daughters of the song's author, Oscar Brown Jr., have repeatedly said they don’t want him reading their father’s song, but he continues to do so. They should sue him!

He claims immigrants come “through Snake Mountain.” Sir, that is a children’s toy. It’s also a place in Vermont that’s 80 miles from the Canadian border and there are precisely ZERO articles about migrants there.

He said Sam Brown has “given up more than anybody who has ever run for the United States Senate.” Welllll… David Colbert Broderick was shot and killed while in office in a duel. Edward Dickinson Baker died during the Battle of Ball's Bluff while guarding fords along the Potomac River in Virginia. Huey Long was assassinated while in office. Robert F. Kennedy was also assassinated while running for office. Methinks his son may have words about DonOLD’s statement. Other members of the Senate were wounded in office, too. We all know Donald knows absolutely jack isht about history.

He called Sam Brown a “businessmen.” Methinks Sam is just one man. Dementia Don strikes again!

Sam Brown comes up to speak. The crowd is looking at their phones, shifting, talking to each other, and are otherwise bored AF.

Speaking of the crowd, I actually think I recognize someone! He was my old roommate’s ex who dodged paying child support. Zero shock that he’d be a Trump supporter. WILD!

Sam Brown says he wants to be the “Border Senator” despite Nevada not even being on the border.

Donald Trump is back saying that Sam Brown “wants to put his life on the line” to be a Senator.

He claims immigrants and migrants are “coming through here more than anyplace else right now.” Again, Nevada isn’t on the border.

He praises conspiracy theorist Kash Patel.

He wonders if he can beat Henry Cejudo, a UFC champion, in a fight and he butchers his name multiple times. I'd pay good money to watch him try.

He misgendered singer Nicky Jam , a man, and says “she’s hot.” Donald doesn’t know what a woman is… This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen at a Trump rally. I’m dead.

He invites YouTuber/TikTok personality Bryce Hall on stage. I thought MAGA doesn’t need celebrity endorsements? I didn’t even know who he was before I googled him.

He’s bragging about Dana White, the UFC guy who punched his wife in the face multiple times at a club in Cabo.

He invited Tulsi Gabbard on stage but two randoms went up on stage instead. One of the guys complained about the tax on Zyn, a nicotine pouch.

The other guy came up and dropped the F-bomb. Classy.

Donald came back and said “these are young guys but they have plenty of cash.” Weird thing to say. Did they pay him to come up on stage or something? Wouldn't shock me in the least.

He’s now tripled the amount that he usually says that inflation is costing the American people. He usually says $7000 but tonight it’s $28k. Bro is making up numbers on the fly again.

He claimed Biden lost almost 500k jobs in August. Fake news. Unemployment actually went down by .1%.

He whines that cars are being made in China. Perhaps he should have a word with his buddy Leon Munsk.

He’s now claiming "over a million" jobs were lost last month. Bro can’t even keep his lie straight. FFS.

He’s pushing the Black jobs thing again, “Black workers are losing their jobs to these people.” “Hispanics,” too. Yikes Bro clearly hasn’t learned his lesson on this one.

Again with “she was the head of the Defund the Police movement.” My eyes are rolling in the back of my head.

He claimed VP Harris redefined child rape as “nonviolent crime.” What an utter load of crap!

He’s again pushing the they’re transing the kids at school before parent pickup and says states “perform sex change operations on them without their parents’ consent.” I can’t believe MAGA buys this utter BS.

He lies and says Tim Walz signed a bill in Minnesota to “execute babies after birth.” He’s a shameless liar.

He says he’ll make us produce more oil and gas here than Saudi Arabia and Russia. We’re already outproducing both countries…by a lot.

He wants to sell off federal land for large scale housing developments. Land isn’t the issue, bro. We have plenty of non-federal land to build on, but hey let's sell off Yosemite to his developer buddies...

He slipped up and called tariffs what they are, “a tax.”

He claims “our people have no idea what they’re doing.” Good thing he’s acknowledging team Trump is full of imbeciles.

He calls President Biden’s infrastructure investments “fake.” Mkay. I'd love to see him saying that while standing on an actual bridge.

He claims nobody cares or talks about the environment.

He says that Biden wants buildings with no windows. He’s insane.

He said he’d go to war with Russia “if necessary.” Uh…I thought he was the anti-WWIII candidate?

He claims that Ukraine is going to “give up the whole thing” to Russia. Only if Donald becomes president and hands it over to Putin, which is pretty much a guarantee.

He says he’ll keep the dollar as the world’s reserve currency but yet he announced yesterday that he’s starting a crypto sh*tcoin.

Again saying that a woman who brought three apples to the checkout and put one back because she couldn’t afford it. I’ll take things that never happened for $1000.

He said the Algerian boxer in the Olympics “is a man” and spread more vile lies about this poor woman and the boxer from Taiwan. I hope they both sue him.

-Fin

Sorry this one was late. I couldn't bring myself to listen to that man last night with a migraine.

He's migraine-inducing enough without one, and he managed to bring mine back.

There’s an obvious reason why Donald Trump flip flopped on his entire political party. They’re dumb enough to believe his lies.

And woooocooboy, the lies were flowing today!

Bro was just making stuff up again, per usual.

We all know the media didn’t cover any of this…because they’re incapable of actually, you know, reporting on the news and fact checking these sad little lie fests.

[bill_g]

https: //twitter.com/LuisMorenolg/status/1835058483047067695?s=19

"Kristallnacht."

Thankfully so few showed up. If Srpingfield PD can't deal with them, I think the general public will handle these peckwoods just fine.

[RTH10260]

From Jim Wright of Stonekettle Station.

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"It was all done. I had the, Department of, Commerce, at the time believe it or not they're the ones that rule on this particular issue, so you have million of water pouring down from the north, with the snowcaps, in Canada, and, all pouring down, and they have a, essentially, a very, large, facet and you turn the facet, and it takes one day to turn it, it's massive, it's as big as the wall of the building right there, behind you, and you turn that, and all of that water goes in the, aimlessly into the Pacific, and if they turned it back all of that water would come right down here and right into Los Angeles, they wouldn't have to, have people, not use more than 30 gallons, in 32 gallons, they wanna to that, you know, they're trying to do that, and, you have so much water, and all those fields that are right now barren, the farmers would have all the water they needed and you could revert water up into the hills where you have all the dead forests, where the forests are so brittle, because no, no place is like California..."

That was Donald Trump, verbatim, in California yesterday explaining how water works to people who've been dealing with water in California for over a hundred years now.

[Dr. Ken]

[Chilidog]

Asshole

[bill_g]

Never back down.
Never admit failure.
Never apologize.

[bill_g]

Another win for artists protecting their work: The BBC reports Trump loses Electric Avenue song legal fight

From the 2020 election - Former US President Donald Trump has been found liable to pay damages to London singer and songwriter Eddy Grant for using his song Electric Avenue without permission.

No discussion on damage amounts awarded.

So much winning.

[Dr. Ken]

[bill_g]

Taylor Swift was spray painted her face inside his brainskullbucket.

[Foggy]

He hates Taylor but he loves Laura. We have entered the 3rd grade portion of the election.

[neonzx]

It's just DonOLD trying to create another distraction for the media so they won't talk about Project 2025, etc.

Laura Loomer is a distraction, too.

[Foggy]

Who else do you hate, Señor Trump? Do share with the class.

It is real, I double-checked.

[Sam the Centipede]

Another win for artists protecting their work: The BBC reports Trump loses Electric Avenue song legal fight

From the 2020 election - Former US President Donald Trump has been found liable to pay damages to London singer and songwriter Eddy Grant for using his song Electric Avenue without permission.

No discussion on damage amounts awarded.

So much winning.

Off Topic

Fun facts time: Electric Avenue refers to a street of that name in the Brixton suburb of south London. The street was so called because it was an early user of electric light for its market. (per Wikipedia)

Other people who have lived in Brixton include David Bowie, Charlie Chaplin and, perhaps more surprising, Vincent van Gogh.

[Dr. Ken]

Now he's going to commit terrorism in person.

[Foggy]

I was thinking last night, Harris should go to Springfield.

[Dr. Ken]

Trump is going to try to milk this

[RTH10260]

What's missing: " ... two Haitians ... "

[tek]

Martin County sheriff presser at 4pm, according to local teevee.
Maybe I'll watch.

[Resume18]

What's missing: " ... two Haitians ... "

That'll be the claim shortly. He and his campaign do nothing but lie and gaslight and deflect now. I hate him and them.

[Volkonski]

News stories about this popping up all over quoting the Trump campaign.

[MN-Skeptic]

Latest on Twitter now is that the only shots fired were by the Secret Service at the suspect. The suspect fled, but is now in custody.

[neonzx]

Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg

Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor!

Like the last season before a show gets canceled for getting over-the-top and, at the same time, boring.

This election is about jobs, wages, climate, health care, abortion. Not his show. Your life.
11:49 AM · Sep 15, 2024

https://x.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1835345080955105370

[Dr. Ken]

Already fundraising off it

[RVInit]

Martin County sheriff presser at 4pm, according to local teevee.
Maybe I'll watch.

Martin County is a deep deep red county in Florida.