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[raison de arizona]

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[northland10]

That's like the benefits of being a musician.

On the girls, I've seen them flock.

We organists get all the fame, money, and girls.

That is why they stick us up in the loft or in some corner at the front so this won't happen at church.

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It's true. really.. I saw it on the internet. After I typed it.

[noblepa]

I remember one Sunday evening in 1964, my dad and I were coming home from a Boy Scout meeting or something. We walked in the door, and there was my older sister, kneeling in front of the 18 inch TV, with her face about 4 inches from the screen. She was screaming.

The Beatles were making their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show.

A few years ago, I was with my sister and her daughter when somehow the subject came up. I told the above story and my niece looked very incredulous and asked me "Mom?????!!!!". My sister was not thrilled with me for bringing it up.

[raison de arizona]

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[northland10]

Pastrami on Rye vs a dripping wet Italian Beef

I had Italian Beef twice during Italian Beef Week.. Yum.

[neonzx]

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[raison de arizona]

Mullet is optional, but it is business in the front, party in the back.

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[MN-Skeptic]

That reminds me of a story from my husband's high school days. One of his friends was fixing up a car and had taken the front seat out of it - to replace or repair? Whatever. Anyway, they wanted to take it for a spin so they put a couple of large pails upside down in the front to sit on while driving. It worked fine until they turned a corner.

[tek]

That reminds me of a story from my husband's high school days. One of his friends was fixing up a car and had taken the front seat out of it - to replace or repair? Whatever. Anyway, they wanted to take it for a spin so they put a couple of large pails upside down in the front to sit on while driving. It worked fine until they turned a corner.

This is why we smarter teenagers used a crate of some sort. Much more stable.

[bill_g]

[MsDaisy 2]

[raison de arizona]

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[bill_g]

I have to giggle at that one.

[Mrich]

That reminds me of this one - From the New Yorker:

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[RTH10260]

Readers reply: what are the best examples of genuine irony?
The long-running series in which readers answer other readers’ questions on subjects ranging from trivial flights of fancy to profound scientific and philosophical concepts

Sun 16 Jun 2024 15.00 CEST




for you to read at https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... uine-irony

[sugar magnolia]

Readers reply: what are the best examples of genuine irony?
The long-running series in which readers answer other readers’ questions on subjects ranging from trivial flights of fancy to profound scientific and philosophical concepts

Sun 16 Jun 2024 15.00 CEST




for you to read at https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... uine-irony

When my son was about 5 he fell out of a tree so we took him to the Dr. They took an x-ray and sent us back to the waiting room while they read them. While we were still in the waiting room, he fell off the chair, and yep, broke his damn arm. The initial x-rays showed no break.

[Foggy]

[sugar magnolia]

At the 5th visit to the shoulder-to-fingertip ortho specialist the nurse had a hand-made "frequent flier" sticker for him. He was about 8 at the time.
Still better than the time my oldest sprained her ankle and the x-rays showed she'd actually broken a bone in her leg months ago and it was already healed. She never knew it was broken.

[bill_g]

Trump campaign chief predicts that by election day, membership in Blacks for Trump will be over 50% African-American.

[Sam the Centipede]

Trump campaign chief predicts that by election day, membership in Blacks for Trump will be over 50% African-American.

Good news! It already is 50% African-American … if one averages the 100% American and 0% African.

[RTH10260]

[bill_g]

[RTH10260]

BUT... But... but... does it do burnouts

[qbawl]

BUT... But... but... does it do burnouts

Makes great donuts though!

[bill_g]

It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars...