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Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) packed her own bullhorn for a Wednesday trip to George Washington University, where protesters continue to occupy a “liberation camp” they erected in support of Gazans nearly a week ago.

But she didn’t pack her running shoes—otherwise she might have been able to get away from the heckling students repeatedly shouting “Beetlejuice” at her.

The jeers, of course, were in reference to the time that Boebert got kicked out of a September performance of the musical Beetlejuice in Denver for vaping, singing along, and feeling up her date. (The budding relationship did not survive the gleeful public shaming that followed.)

Boebert was filmed being led through the D.C. campus by her security team as members of the crowd sang Darth Vader’s theme from Star Wars and chanted “Beetlejuice.”

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I kinda like the name "Beetleboob" I heard on the intertubes a while back.
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“It’s time that Mayor [Muriel] Bowser gets aggressive in keeping safety here on this campus and the surrounding perimeter,” she said.
Same person/party who doesn’t care about school shootings.
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pipistrelle wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 11:43 am
“It’s time that Mayor [Muriel] Bowser gets aggressive in keeping safety here on this campus and the surrounding perimeter,” she said.
Same person/party who doesn’t care about school shootings.
Imagine her reaction to armed students expressing their 2A rights.
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Tyler Boebert still hasn't gotten a lawyer for his theft case: 'I've gotten a lot closer on working things out'

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May 9, 2024, 7:33 PM CEST
  • Tyler Boebert, son of GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, says he still doesn't have a lawyer for his criminal case.
    The 18-year-old faces multiple charges in connection to car break-ins and thefts in Colorado.
    The teen told a judge Thursday that he applied for a public defender "only a couple days ago."
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert's teenage son, Tyler Boebert, appears to have dragged his feet in getting a lawyer to represent him in his criminal case.

During an appearance Thursday at Colorado's Garfield County Courthouse, the 18-year-old told a judge that he had only sent in the paperwork to sign up for a public defender days earlier.

"I've sent it in. I haven't gotten a message back, but it was very recently. It was only a couple days ago," Tyler Boebert, wearing a dark-colored suit and tie, told Ninth Judicial District Judge John Neiley.

However, the teen said, "I've gotten a lot closer on working things out with the lawyer to get that figured out, so it seems like I do have options, but I am still waiting to get the 100%."

Tyler Boebert then asked the judge to postpone the court date so he could "get that finished up."


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Taking a page from the OSG - delay, delay, delay.
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Mama Bear priorities.
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No red tie?
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egads!
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:01 pm Just be thankful there isn't a mirror above the sinks!
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Alex Cole @acnewsitics wrote: How do you screw up something as simple as making the sign of the cross? Boebert?
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Ewwwwww, getting a real vampire / succubus vibe sucking the life from their victim with that caricature.... :sick: :eek:
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raison de arizona wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 2:35 am
Alex Cole @acnewsitics wrote: How do you screw up something as simple as making the sign of the cross? Boebert?
Silly bunny thats not the "Spectacles -Testicles - Wallet - Watch" cross check.

Its the rehearsal check before the matinee..... "Mouthwash - No panties - Impkant 1 - Implant 2 - Grips good" ready to screw......
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Mr brolin wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 3:00 am
raison de arizona wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 2:35 am
Alex Cole @acnewsitics wrote: How do you screw up something as simple as making the sign of the cross? Boebert?
Silly bunny thats not the "Spectacles -Testicles - Wallet - Watch" cross check.

Its the rehearsal check before the matinee..... "Mouthwash - No panties - Implant 1 - Implant 2 - Grips good" ready to screw......
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So, she's Catholic now. :Spockeyebrow:
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bill_g wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 8:02 am So, she's Catholic now. :Spockeyebrow:
Yeah, it's something non-Catholics do to be cute, like she's trying to be here. But she can't even do a simple cross (even out of order) and ends up with a weird triangle. Flippant.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 8:53 am
bill_g wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 8:02 am So, she's Catholic now. :Spockeyebrow:
Yeah, it's something non-Catholics do to be cute, like she's trying to be here. But she can't even do a simple cross (even out of order) and ends up with a weird triangle. Flippant.
Well, she seriously needs to work on her Jesus swag.
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bill_g wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 8:02 am So, she's Catholic now. :Spockeyebrow:
Or Episocopalian
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I'm not Catholic, and I can see that's wrong.
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