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When he visited a small town here in Alabama after a tornado, he signed Bibles. But WTAF
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
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For the low low price of $59.99 plus tax and shipping and handling.
https://godblesstheusabible.com/
https://godblesstheusabible.com/
This Bible also features a copy of:
Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
The US Constitution
The Bill of Rights
The Declaration of Independence
The Pledge of Allegiance
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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If you buy five, you get a free pair of gold sneakers. Act now!
"Hey! We left this England place because it was bogus, and if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too!" -- Thomas Jefferson
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It's like a theocrat starter kit. The more advanced versions will have everything in one book.
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Missing - the Scousen abridged shirt pocket version of the Constitution ![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
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Featuring Two Corinthians
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castigat ridendo mores.
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
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trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
Do the Trump Bibles have passages on his cruci-fiction?
trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
It would not surprise me if the Skousen version is the one that comes with this theocracy kit.
“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.”
— Demetri Martin
— Demetri Martin
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Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
Edit: Yes, I remember that from before.
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Large print, slim design? Did they leave out some parts, like the ones about feeding my sheep and loving thy neighbor and thou shalt not commit adultery?Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time. This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
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trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
This might be the version that includes the 12th commandment "You Shall Honor Your Favorite President by Never Touching Him with Matters of Court." Or something.northland10 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:39 pmLarge print, slim design? Did they leave out some parts, like the ones about feeding my sheep and loving thy neighbor and thou shalt not commit adultery?Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time. This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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There will never be a bottom.
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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northland10 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:34 pmTwo Corinthians walk into a bar...
Edit: Yes, I remember that from before.
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If you haven’t watched this, it is laugh out loud funny. tfg talks about it being his favorite book, etc.
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
They had a fun chat on this on Deadline WH, and also noted a clapback from Liz Cheney. Anyone on Twitter want to find it and post the link here?
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trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
Happy Holy Week?
Diana Butler Bass wrote:Also, "Happy Holy Week" is pretty much the most theologically ignorant thing it is possible to say.
You say, "I wish you a meaningful Holy Week" or "a blessed Holy Week." But never, never "Happy."
"Happy" doesn't happen until Easter.
So he's not read the book he's grifting
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I love Diana Butler Bass. She has a good blog as well as being a good follow on twitter.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
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It was a Good Friday. It was a GREAT Friday. The best Friday Jesus ever had. Believe me, I know! And the dinner! They had the most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen.
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trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)
Yeah, someone wrote a song about a Great Friday...
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"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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Oy, brain reboot required
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Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet