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"Ken Buck" spelled Colorado wrong. :fingerwag:
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To kill joy: @BuckForColarado isn't even a parody account; it doesn't exist. (The fake tweet also says, "Parody.")
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I haz been deceived!

<< shame>>
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Do we need to change the thread title to

"Lauren Boebert - Vapin’ Yankin’ Carpetbaggin' Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts"

:?:

(the bold bit is just to attract you attention to my suggestion, not for the actual title)
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Woah! Harsh, dude!



I’ll allow it.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:51 am Woah! Harsh, dude!



I’ll allow it.
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bob wrote: Wed Dec 27, 2023 10:59 pm To kill joy: @BuckForColarado isn't even a parody account; it doesn't exist. (The fake tweet also says, "Parody.")
I'll still allow it.
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The horse’s mouth.
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I cannot put into words how grateful I am for everyone who has steadfastly stood alongside me over the past year and beyond. I am going to do everything in my power to represent the 3rd District well for the remainder of this term as I work to earn the trust of grassroots conservative voters in the 4th District to represent them in 2025.
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I love y’all so much I’m leaving! Bye!
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"For completeness," Colorado doesn't require representatives to live in the districts they represent.

IIRC, Boebert lives/lived in a small town in Western Colorado. CO-4 is Eastern Colorado.
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Boebert currently lives in Silt, which is next door to Rifle.
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just for fun, Buck ought to say hell no you ain't getting my seat and stay one more cycle
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Maybe she had a hand in his decision to retire.
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bill_g wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:22 pm Maybe she had a hand in his decision to retire.
Neon saw what did there.
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Boebert faults Ryan Reynolds, Barbra Streisand for her district switch

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4384 ... press.coop
Boebert accused Hollywood stars of “trying to buy” her current congressional district by donating to her Democrat opponent, Adam Frisch, in an interview on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast Saturday. She said the reason for switching from the state’s 3rd Congressional District to the 4th Congressional District was about “how we can best defend and advance conservative principles.”

“But we need a strong voice there and we have to shut down the Hollywood elites who are trying to buy my current district,” she said. “There has been close to $10 million poured into this district to buy the seat, and Colorado 3rd District is not for sale.”

Boebert announced her district switch last week, meaning she will be avoiding a rematch with Frisch. She narrowly defeated Frisch in the 2022 midterms by about 546 votes. Since then, Frisch has outraised Boebert, with $7.7 million for his campaign compared with her $2.2 million.

Boebert has repeatedly said she “will not allow dark money” to “steal this seat.” She echoed that sentiment in the recent interview, again reiterating that her opponents are being funded by Hollywood.

“It’s coming from Hollywood when you have Barbra Streisand coming in and donating to the Democrat, when you have Ryan Reynolds coming in and donating to the Democrat,” she said. “It shows you that Hollywood is trying to buy their way into Congress.”

According to Federal Election Commission filings, Streisand donated $1,000 to Frisch’s campaign in April, while Reynolds donated $500 in March.
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So she’s fighting Hollywood by turning tail and running.

What is she going to do when Streisand and Reynolds start sending money to the Democrat in her new district?

Cause you know Reynolds is going to do that.
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I'm going to laugh my ass off when their money just follows her to the Dem candidate in her new district. Not like they can't afford it.
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  • "Nearly $10 million" is $7.7 million.
  • The combined contribution of the Hollywood people mentioned is $1,500. Yuge. (Pocket change.)
  • It's not "dark money" when anyone can see who and how much.
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I interested to know why she specifically singled out Streisand and Reynolds by name. Do the MAGAs have reason to hate them?
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neonzx wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 6:03 pm I interested to know why she specifically singled out Streisand and Reynolds by name. Do the MAGAs have reason to hate them?
I can't say about Streisand but maybe they got their knickers in a bunch because Dead Pool was too woke.
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I'll bet Bobo could do a super hero landing.

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bill_g wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 6:57 pm I'll bet Bobo could do a super hero landing.
Yeah, but so can a squirrel.
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Shared those squirrels IRL, everyone loves them. Thanks Estiveo! My mother-in-law is the biggest Marvel fan you will ever find!
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The Democrat challenger in CD-4 has somerhing to say

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classy.


qbert will look like trailer trash next to her and she will do her best to drag her down too
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