Anyway, my brother in law posted this on facebook about Super Mario Brothers.
Where to start...
Super Mario "brothers" movie....
Luigi.
basically replaces Peach as the " damsel In distress" shoulda just stuck him in a dress and given him a wig.
Wussin around the whole film, spends most of it in a cage. Weak, beta-male.
A real Disservice.
Pathetic.
Mario.
Useless, incompetent, gets womansplained at by super Peach / wonder-woman the whole movie,
Gets beaten up, fails repeatedly gets the piss ripped out of him for being too short and the voice acting.... Meh.
Side charachter.
Peach.
Or princess Bond, Jason Peach..
Does everything perfectly, first time....
Strong, fearless, Mario is the silly sidekick.
He's not needed. She defending her city.
Mario's only there to save his idiot brother.
I mean I'm sick to the bollix of this trope..
She hulk, mario, willow, ghost busters, star wars, the list goes on and on.
Men are useless, women are great.
Stop forcing this shite down our kids throats 24/7.
Of COURSE women are great....
BUT SO ARE MEN!
Bowser
A simp to peach.
Disturbing.
What's with the piano and singing.
Ps the song was AWFUL
Not funny.
Not intimidating.
Weak.
Donkey Kong
Seth rogen is shit.
Little blue Nihilistic luma
weird suicidal vibes
Disturbing to be selling this to kids.
Plot.
What plot.
Animation
Good.
Overall.
Fuckin awful
Total Disservice to the franchise
Unfunny, clichéd, shoehorned 80s music,
Woke, awful.
Now go away please.