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- Flatpoint High
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The account associated with Discount Randy Quaid (Nick Searcy) "no longer exists," which is Twitterspeak for deleting your account.
So, from my perspective, Searcy woke up, decided to angrily troll a bunch of randos over January 6, realized his folly, and deleted his account in shame.
- Phoenix520
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My cousin had that exact same haircut… when he was 6 years old.
- Tiredretiredlawyer
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
- RTH10260
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stumbling thru space
- Flatpoint High
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
- MN-Skeptic
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My 75-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
Tim Walz’ Golden Rule: Mind your own damn business!
- raison de arizona
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Irony is truly dead.
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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New York Timems Pitchbot wins the Internets today.
If you're not familiar with Pitchbot, they do spoofs of media headlines (some of which are so spot on that they later are used unwittingly by the media).
If you're not familiar with Pitchbot, they do spoofs of media headlines (some of which are so spot on that they later are used unwittingly by the media).
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A great homage to Robbie Robertson. He would be proud.
- Tiredretiredlawyer
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https://mymodernmet.com/national-park-s ... x-twitter/
National Park Service’s Tweets Are So Funny That You’ll Learn About Nature Without Noticing
Social media allows anyone to share their personality, but some accounts are unexpectedly hilarious. Thanks to savvy social media managers, there are some brands that have shown themselves to be quite entertaining and at times sassy. The latest to join the ranks of clever social media accounts is the National Park Service (NPS). Not only does the person behind this account keep people updated in real time, but they are also building engagement in a heartfelt manner. The wonderfully witty content is at times silly but can also be highly informative.
Earlier this year, the NPS gained anttention after telling people to “never push a slower friend in a bear attack…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.” This clever way to make people aware of the precautions they needed to have during the bear season is just a sliver of their endless humor, envisioned by social media specialist Matt Turner.
Thousands of different species call the National Parks home, which means that anyone can get their chance in the spotlight. For example, the NPS has shared how the dread of Monday weighs across the animal world, whether you're a bear or a mink. Of course, there are also seasonal stars, like an intimidating Thanksgiving turkey. However, these animal spotlights are also sprinkled with useful information for park visitors, like this message calling for patience when encountering a bison.
Whether you're a frequent park visitor or simply wish to make your days better with some nature puns and funny pictures, the NPS Twitter account is an absolute treasure. If Instagram is more of your thing, the pictures they post there can give the Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards a run for its money.
The National Park Service (NPS) Twitter account is not only highly informative, but also tremendously fun.
Their clever warnings are just a taste of their endless humor, envisioned by social media specialist Matt Turner.
Thousands of different species call the National Parks home, which means that anyone can get their chance in the spotlight.
Whether you're a frequent park visitor or simply wish to make your days better with some nature puns and funny pictures, the NPS Twitter account is an absolute treasure trove of good times.
"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
- raison de arizona
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brilliant
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
- Tiredretiredlawyer
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
- raison de arizona
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Video is young ladies imitating dancing chickens. That’s the best I got.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
- MN-Skeptic
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Tim Walz’ Golden Rule: Mind your own damn business!
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Oh that was not staged at all! lol
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Dang, but someone has a wicked sense of humor!
Tim Walz’ Golden Rule: Mind your own damn business!
- MN-Skeptic
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Tim Walz’ Golden Rule: Mind your own damn business!