Gregg, we watched the IRA (Inflation Reduction Act) debate on the Senate cam last night & fell asleep to it. Right before falling asleep, out of the corner of my eye, I'd swear I saw dachshunds on the Senate floor looking sternly at GOP senators, paws up and cracking a whip. Of course getting a comment out of the 699th is nearly impossible, but please pass along to Lt Col Root Beer and Lt Biscuit that America is grateful. Respectfully, they deserve a battlefield promotion, an advancement in military rank after this win for the American people. People are saying Root Beer should be an O-6 and Biscuit at least an O-3 but preferably an O-4.
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Schumer and Manchin said to let the 699th know their staff purchased the last 9 cases of Pup-Peroni on Amazon, they respectfully said to contact them through the usual channels which address to use. Praying the 699th doesn't mind I mentioned their suites including the Presidential at the Four Seasons. Clearly, they've checked out already which is why I said anything, but one of the 699th's messengers can stop by to pick up the Pup-Peroni if that's the preferred place.
Thankfully the $18,500 per night cost for Root Beer and Biscuit's suite, along with blocked rooms for security and the retinue was included yet carefully hidden in the IRA package.
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Behold, the most expensive hotel suite in Washington, D.C. At $18,500 a night, this suite totals 4,000-square-feet with the added bonus of a 1,000-square-foot outdoor terrace with a firepit. While the suite is listed online with one bedroom and one-and-a-half bathrooms, the corridor is customizable to the point where you can add five additional bedrooms to your stay. One of the most unique features is that the corridor to the suite has closed caption security cameras. It is also the only suite in Washington, D.C. that is equipped with bullet-resistant windows, according to Director of Public Relations of the Four Seasons Hotel Liliana Baldassar. While the Royal Suite is not allowed for parties or cocktail receptions, the suite does come with a closed off area for an office and a room that can function as both a dining room and a business meeting area. For those who hate to walk through the lobby of the hotel, the suite offers a private entrance from M Street NW. Despite the Four Seasons Hotel opening in Washington, D.C. in 1979, the Royal Suite was not added until 2009. The space that the suite is located in was formerly leased for office space and was designed by Principal of Anderson Miller Ltd. Pamela Anderson. Take a tour of the Four Seasons' Royal Suite by browsing through the photo gallery below. Be warned, though. You might fall so hard from house love that you'll consider disowning your own home—for a hotel room, no less.
https://dc.curbed.com/2015/7/21/9939724 ... georgetown
The GOP was clearly
TERRIFIED by the 699th, knew they had lost and didn't dare to try to push it. At one point, Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton started trying to make a move, but Mitch McConnell warned them they would, "hear the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend and it would be the final things they see and hear" and they folded like cheap suits, backed the fu*k down and apologized.
A grateful nation is clamoring for these to be awarded, they are working on pup sizes and can't say any more about that. Thank you for Justice with Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker!
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