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by roadscholar
Thu Sep 19, 2024 6:01 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Poor Ol' Rooster
Replies: 1892
Views: 130032

Poor Ol' Rooster

Oh, fuck off, moron. Don't post in my thread, thanks. What a fundamentally stupid thing to say. You're still here but you chased Luke away by being a stupid asshole all the time. I'm not happy about that either. If you respond to this with anything but silence you will be suspended for six months t...
by roadscholar
Thu Sep 19, 2024 1:55 pm
Forum: Science
Topic: Titan Submersible Vessel
Replies: 268
Views: 29628

Titan Submersible Vessel

So, it failed exactly as lots of his peers and engineers said it would.

Shocker.
by roadscholar
Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: Science
Topic: Titan Submersible Vessel
Replies: 268
Views: 29628

Titan Submersible Vessel

Newly minted Law of Human Nature, in honor of Trump and Rush:

"Sometimes thinking you are a genius can make you stupid."
by roadscholar
Sun Sep 15, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

All of which proves that the Trumpists know she “spanked that ample ass.”
by roadscholar
Sun Sep 15, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris
Replies: 53
Views: 2229

Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris

I don’t. I can’t name a single Swift song.

I watch Jeopardy every night, and any category about popular culture post-1990, I got nothin’.
by roadscholar
Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Flying the Unfriendly Skies
Replies: 443
Views: 70531

Flying the Unfriendly Skies

Where did that third paragraph come from? :think:

Cleanup on aisle R!
by roadscholar
Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:21 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Hijack This Thread
Replies: 7681
Views: 1011951

Hijack This Thread

Oh, man. Dreadful news, Zeke. Lo siento mucho, mi amigo. :bighug:
by roadscholar
Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:19 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris
Replies: 53
Views: 2229

Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris

I am gratified that Gary G. uses capital letters unconventionally like I do to accentuate important phrases like “Installation By Others” or “Hardware Not Included” in my formal proposals.

I’ve heard it’s a German language practice, no?
by roadscholar
Fri Sep 13, 2024 11:39 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Hijack This Thread
Replies: 7681
Views: 1011951

Hijack This Thread

Mah favorite cartoonist, ever. :P
by roadscholar
Fri Sep 13, 2024 9:13 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Hijack This Thread
Replies: 7681
Views: 1011951

Hijack This Thread

“Friday the thirteenth comes on a Friday this month.” ——Pogo Possum
by roadscholar
Thu Sep 12, 2024 8:23 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

Anyone got the de-bunk on that yet?
by roadscholar
Thu Sep 12, 2024 7:45 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

Those numbers are purely proctological.
by roadscholar
Wed Sep 11, 2024 6:45 pm
Forum: Worst of the Right-Wing Pieholes
Topic: Project 2025
Replies: 86
Views: 7341

Project 2025

“Project 2025” sounds so harmless… I’m calling it the Trumpist Manifesto.
by roadscholar
Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:52 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

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by roadscholar
Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:17 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

p0rtia wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:39 pm And Democrats in limbo hiding their heads
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here.
Henry V?
by roadscholar
Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:15 pm
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: Political Toons
Replies: 7135
Views: 1080739

Political Toons

northland10 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:13 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 2:08 pm
poplove wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:45 pm
Needs mustard.
Ketchup.
BLASPHEMY!!!!!
:explode:
I know, right? He's not even a foot long!
by roadscholar
Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:51 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Cats!
Replies: 1355
Views: 272638

Cats!

My tortie Banji wolfs down her food and then barfs it up partially digested. I got her a bowl that forces her to eat her kibble one at a time, so hopefully we can break that cycle. But it’s like a knife in my heart watching her struggle to eat. She hasn’t figured it out yet; she just drags the bowl...
by roadscholar
Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:39 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 281
Views: 9713

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

I can’t watch. Maybe highlights tomorrow.

It’s not that I’m worried, it’s just that Trump speaking is to my brain what unseen Lego blocks in the dark are to bare feet.
by roadscholar
Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: Political Toons
Replies: 7135
Views: 1080739

Political Toons

I saw it as Trump having seized and kidnapped the R party (the elephant).
by roadscholar
Sat Sep 07, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Sovcit nutz
Replies: 1564
Views: 553617

Sovcit nutz

I’m sure those motivators exist, but don’t underestimate the more banal reasons… for some, the SovCit pseudo-reality is just a lazy-ass pipe-dream, sort of like how we alcoholics sometimes at first try to avoid complete sobriety, looking for “an easier, softer way” (which always involves somehow con...
by roadscholar
Sat Sep 07, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Sovcit nutz
Replies: 1564
Views: 553617

Sovcit nutz

I hear Australia is infested with them too. Yeesh.
by roadscholar
Sat Sep 07, 2024 12:30 am
Forum: Whatever Doesn't Fit Elsewhere
Topic: Woodworking
Replies: 51
Views: 5772

Woodworking

Having been around 2X4s for 50 years, I must say they don’t seem to have gotten smaller. They were, and still are, 1-1/2” x 3-1/2”. I have , however, noticed them getting gradually shittier. We do run across salvaged pre-war structural timbers that are true rough-cut 2X4s, 3X8s, 4X10s, etc. because ...
by roadscholar
Thu Sep 05, 2024 2:08 pm
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Orly's Latest Poopies
Replies: 310
Views: 151821

Orly's Latest Poopies

"If I Only Had a Brain" --as sung by Orly "the Menacing Dentist" Taitz (with apologies to Harold Arlen & Yip Harburg) I would quit my basesless cases Go back to fitting braces Pretending I was sane I could take a vacation Resurrect my reputation If I only had a brain... I'm a...
by roadscholar
Mon Aug 26, 2024 2:45 pm
Forum: Elections 2022
Topic: “I don’t control Laura [Loomer]. Laura has to say what she wants. She’s a free spirit."
Replies: 879
Views: 222307

Laura Elizabeth Loomer - 2X Loser #FL11 #FL21

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by roadscholar
Sat Aug 24, 2024 11:54 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3388
Views: 781578

Donald J. Trump 2024

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Only a matter of time…

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