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Michael Parsons "Ambassador of the Pop-A-Squat Nation"

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I initially didn't resurrect this thread from the old forum because Parsons is in federal prison until [checks notes] 04NOV25 [he's lost good time credit 3 times] and LoneDummy had all communication cut off by the BoP. It now seems Parsons has conned someone into passing on messages to LoneDummy so here we go down the rabbit hole again...

His latest pathological lying...errr harrowing tales....



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My youtube channel, featuring him defending himself in state and federal court, as well as several insane ranting calls to LoneDummy

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Thanks, I just read that crap from Parsons and he has been abused more than any prisoner has ever been abused if one believes him (I don't).
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Just finished reading the ambassador's tales of woe :crying: :violin: I would love to have heard that call between the crazy cat lady and the ambassador - hopefully the cat lady will post the recording online somewhere. What is puzzling to me is that the ambassador, with all his sanctions, was moved to a minimum security prison - the only thing I can figure is that he was causing trouble in Memphis and they needed to move him and that was the nearest place that had room.
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Michael in Houston wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 2:28 am Just finished reading the ambassador's tales of woe :crying: :violin: I would love to have heard that call between the crazy cat lady and the ambassador - hopefully the cat lady will post the recording online somewhere. What is puzzling to me is that the ambassador, with all his sanctions, was moved to a minimum security prison - the only thing I can figure is that he was causing trouble in Memphis and they needed to move him and that was the nearest place that had room.
I don't know how they make such decisions of course but I would guess that a review of Parsons ineptitude probably entered into consideration as well. He may intend to cause all manner of trouble and certainly thinks of himself as a major threat to "the system" but he's of incredibly negligible resources, fewer wits and the one or two friends he has left are as impoverished and slow witted as he is. Realistically I don't think he could easily escape a damp cardboard box, so I can see them deciding he isn't worth the resources of a more secure facility.
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I'd write and encourage him to do something, but I don't think he'd like it... :twisted:
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roadscholar wrote: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:39 pm I'd write and encourage him to do something, but I don't think he'd like it... :twisted:
I'd be more than happy to send him a rubber hack saw...if it would help. Probably take him 3 years to figure out it won't cut metal.
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If we send him an aluminum one, and the steel bars are somewhat rusty, maybe he’ll set off a thermite reaction. Just enough to scare the crap out of him.

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roadscholar wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:01 pm If we send him an aluminum one, and the steel bars are somewhat rusty, maybe he’ll set off a thermite reaction. Just enough to scare the crap out of him.

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The "Ambassador" is upset his wife isn't getting released from the chain gang and will have to quarantine for 2 weeks because she refuses the jab.

What Pop-A-Squat fails to realize is that she isn't being released free and clear, she's going to a half way house to finish her time.

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Mrs. Pop-A-Squat is now at her half way house according to LoneDummy...

Some of those that "liked" the post are known to us...

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Um, a halfway house is not being freed. It is a step toward that. That step would not be unexpected now anyway since she was sentenced to 5 years and, by my count, she is finishing year 4. Assuming she picked up some good time credit, it would probably be about time to send her to a halfway house and prepare for eventual release.

I realize this is obvious, but Rudy is an idiot.
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Well Pop-A-Squat has popped his head back up in federal court, filing a habeas plea...

It seems like Chief Justice Crazy Cat Lady is all booked up at the moment, so she got another fake Chief Justice from another fake native tribe, the Anishinabke Soutrean Metis Indigenous Nation, lead by Grand Chief and Chief Justice Wabiska Mukwa AKA Zane Bell, to write it up and submit it to the court on the Ambassador's behalf....

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cnyi1s67fgii ... fhENa?dl=0

Personally I think he's got a strong case :thumbsup: I'll be checking on a bi-weekly basis and keep the folder updated.

Mrs. Pop-A-Squat started her 2 years of supervised release on 24MAY22.
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The ambassador's release date is now 12-28-2025. :clap:
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Checking notes from above, it looks like he lost more good time credit. Last fall it was November 2025.
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His original release date was July 19, 2025. It is amusing that at the same time the federal prison sentence time rules are made more beneficial to the inmates, the ambassador is being defiant and losing good time and will not get one bit of benefit from the new rules.
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Michael in Houston wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:06 pm His original release date was July 19, 2025. It is amusing that at the same time the federal prison sentence time rules are made more beneficial to the inmates, the ambassador is being defiant and losing good time and will not get one bit of benefit from the new rules.
But Mrs Parsons is at a half-way house, and since their society is a matriarchal society, and she's the matriarch, he's not really necessary to the proper functioning of the Pop-a-Squat Nation.
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northland10 wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 7:49 am Checking notes from above, it looks like he lost more good time credit. Last fall it was November 2025.
Twice, first pushed back to 01DEC25, and now back to 28DEC25.
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Azastan wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:47 pm
Michael in Houston wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:06 pm His original release date was July 19, 2025. It is amusing that at the same time the federal prison sentence time rules are made more beneficial to the inmates, the ambassador is being defiant and losing good time and will not get one bit of benefit from the new rules.
But Mrs Parsons is at a half-way house, and since their society is a matriarchal society, and she's the matriarch, he's not really necessary to the proper functioning of the Pop-a-Squat Nation.
She was released to supervised release on 24MAY22.
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Frater I*I wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:13 pm
Azastan wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:47 pm
Michael in Houston wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:06 pm His original release date was July 19, 2025. It is amusing that at the same time the federal prison sentence time rules are made more beneficial to the inmates, the ambassador is being defiant and losing good time and will not get one bit of benefit from the new rules.
But Mrs Parsons is at a half-way house, and since their society is a matriarchal society, and she's the matriarch, he's not really necessary to the proper functioning of the Pop-a-Squat Nation.
She was released to supervised release on 24MAY22.
Well then he certainly doesn't need to be released! As the matriarch, she runs the place, not him.

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Frater I*I wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 6:13 pm
Azastan wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:47 pm
Michael in Houston wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:06 pm His original release date was July 19, 2025. It is amusing that at the same time the federal prison sentence time rules are made more beneficial to the inmates, the ambassador is being defiant and losing good time and will not get one bit of benefit from the new rules.
But Mrs Parsons is at a half-way house, and since their society is a matriarchal society, and she's the matriarch, he's not really necessary to the proper functioning of the Pop-a-Squat Nation.
She was released to supervised release on 24MAY22.
In Lone Dummy's weekly gaggle of goofballs call, he said that Pat was living in a motel with the possibility of moving back to the halfway house because she was running out of money and that she was looking for an RV. Neither Lone Dummy nor his slow-witted participants asked any of the painfully obvious questions: why can't she look up RV dealers in Memphis, why can't she move back to the mobile home on the farm, why can't she move in with any of her or the ambassador's relatives, how is she going to afford to buy an RV, where is this RV going to be parked, why not sell the farm and live off that money, what about the rest of her 401K money, and on and on. I wonder if her and the ambassador's relatives just don't want her living with them and/or they are well aware of the financial situation and are not going to let her leach off them when she is fully capable of providing for herself.
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I see that the district court judge in Tennessee didn't get the privilege of handling this important case, since Parsons filed it in the wrong state. Off to Arkansas.

(Presumably Parsons knew that it would be insta-dismissed if he filed it under 2255 in the usual way, because he previously tried and failed with that approach. So he filed it under 2241, which means it will be insta-dismissed for slightly more complicated reasons. But he forgot that 2241 cases need to be filed in the district where he's confined, not the district where he was convicted.)
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Michael in Houston wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:30 pm
I wonder if her and the ambassador's relatives just don't want her living with them and/or they are well aware of the financial situation and are not going to let her leech off them when she is fully capable of providing for herself.
I'm voting for this solution.
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Pop-A-Squat Update: JUSTICE HAS BEEN OBSTRUCTED.

Our intrepid ambassador filed a document claiming that the prison has obstructed justice twice.

First, the prison allegedly failed to deliver a certified copy of his petition that the court mailed to him in April.

Second, the prison allegedly failed to pay the $5 filing fee from his account as he requested, forcing him to have his wife hand-deliver the payment.

If true, these are obviously Bad Things, and prisons need to be careful to avoid them.

However, his own affidavit points out two possible sources of at least some of these problems. First, although prisons generally have special systems for the filing and handling of legal mail, Parsons proudly insists on labelling all of his envelopes as "Diplomatic Correspondence" instead of "Legal Mail" or "Special Mail". Second, as with many a proud warrior before him, he insists on playing silly buggers with his address: "Ambassador Mike Parsons; Tsilhqot'in Nation-Country of Chilcotin; c/o FCC-FORREST CITY LOW, #30237047; PO Box 9000. Forrest City, Arkansas [72236]."

The docket is available on RECAP.
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Looking at the commissary account - it looks like his mother is still funding his commissary and I am betting those other deposits are from Pat who is living in a motel and running out of money. :roll: I note that the ambassador has filed the $5 fee petition as opposed to the last petition that resulted in a $400 assessment against him (the fact that he has a commissary balance shows the courts did collect that fee).
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