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:dance: For Wohl watchers -- Zach saw my tweet and gave the link to the full Jakey/Jack hearing in Michigan. It starts around 1:06:00 :P







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Burkman's attorney apparently thinks showing up in a sweatshirt is just fine for Zoom court.

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Burkman’s attorney - if I were on the jury I’d have a hard time not disliking his clients because of him.
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Mikey likes him (Jakey and his sidekick) getting his ass handed to him (my middle name is Michael).
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If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Uninformed wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:17 pm @NewYorkStateAG
A judge has granted our motion to intervene in a lawsuit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman for harassing and intimidating Black communities from voting by mail in the 2020 elections.

We will work to hold these individuals accountable.
And they are seeking $2.5 Million from Jacob and Jack. :boxing: :popcorn:
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neonzx wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:21 pm
Uninformed wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:17 pm @NewYorkStateAG
A judge has granted our motion to intervene in a lawsuit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman for harassing and intimidating Black communities from voting by mail in the 2020 elections.

We will work to hold these individuals accountable.
And they are seeking $2.5 Million from Jacob and Jack. :boxing: :popcorn:
Maybe they should start charging for the Donuts at the 1599 Project pressers. :rotflmao:
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Jakey on DL2XIT's advisors: :lol:
JACOB WOHL, [23.06.21 14:16]
Who wants to hang around Mar A Lago (a sleepy retiree venue infested with sleazy con-men) all day long for $150K/year.

Do you? Possibly. That’s fine.

But the smartest, most capable people in the world do not.

That’s why Trump’s current batch of advisors are such dumb, incapable, unremarkable losers.

Jakey posted this on Telegram from Cernovich:

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The GOP is in total chaos. Just wait until the audits fail. Hoo boy.
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Nothing on Jakey's Telegram about any of this.

Zachary Petrizzo @ZTPetrizzo 9h
Blundering right-wing operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are slated to reveal a 12-foot Ashli Babbitt statue tomorrow morning, but now they claim to know little about the event they planned - as Wohl appears this morning for a criminal hearing in California.

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Lots to unpack.. did they make the statue themselves? Will it look anything like her? Is the macaroni going to survive the elements?

Zachary Petrizzo @ZTPetrizzo 9h
apparently, it's been in the works for three weeks -- but now it seems like the big reveal has been put on ice! unclear what the statue is (??) made out of or if there is even a statue!

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Proposed, so it ain't a done deal yet, but still...
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Jakey had better get to friggin work and show that peen on OnlyFans before they cut porn off in October... $5M is a lot of memberships!





Redid the tweet to make sure it was clear it was PROPOSED. Credited Cristiano Lima (he actually did some birther reporting back in 2016, think he was at Politico then). Small world.



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WOW!!!! Jakey and the Burke made the big time, $5M in fines and widdle Jakey facing possible jail time over his CA shenanigans. Couldn't happen to two more deserving low lives.
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But wait, there's more!

There's a full FCC press release -- converted it to Word.

Media Contact:
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For Immediate Release

FCC PROPOSES $5 MILLION ROBOCALLING FINE AGAINST JACOB WOHL AND JOHN BURKMAN
In First Case Under TRACED Act’s TCPA Revisions, Parties Apparently Made Unlawful Robocalls to Voters’ Wireless Phones Without Prior Consent
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WASHINGTON, August 24, 2021—The Federal Communications Commission today proposed a $5,134,500 fine against John M. Burkman, Jacob Alexander Wohl, and J.M. Burkman & Associates LLC for apparently making 1,141 unlawful robocalls to wireless phones without prior express consent in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. This is the largest TCPA robocall fine ever proposed by the Commission. It is also the first action where the FCC was not required to warn robocallers before robocall violations could be counted toward a proposed fine, per Congress’s recent amendment of the TCPA.

The FCC’s Enforcement Bureau investigation found that the calls in this case were apparently prerecorded and made to consumers’ wireless phones without the required prior consent.
Subject to narrow exceptions, the TCPA prohibits making prerecorded voice calls to wireless phones without the consent of those receiving the calls – regardless of the content of the calls. The robocalls in this case, made on August 26 and September 14, 2020, used messages telling potential voters that, if they vote by mail, their “personal information will be part of a public database that will be used by police departments to track down old warrants and be used by credit card companies to collect outstanding debts.” The Commission began its investigation following consumer complaints and concerns raised by a non-profit organization.

The Enforcement Bureau worked with the Ohio Attorney General’s Office to identify two dialing service providers that provided subpoena responses confirming the robocall campaigns and identifying the clients who had hired them for this service. The Bureau used the subpoenaed call records and recordings of the calls to determine that the calls apparently went to wireless phones and the message was prerecorded. The consumers who agreed to speak with the Bureau about the calls confirmed they had not provided prior consent to the callers.
The subpoenas also produced email exchanges between the dialing service vendors and Wohl and Burkman about the call campaigns – including choosing which zip codes to target and “the tape we want to go out.”

The calls themselves identified Wohl and Burkman by name and used Burkman’s wireless phone number as the caller ID. Wohl and Burkman also both admitted under oath to their involvement in the creation and distribution of the robocalls, with Burkman stating in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, “That is our call, yes, yes” with confirmation from Wohl.

The Pallone-Thune Telephone Robocall Abuse Criminal Enforcement and Deterrence (TRACED) Act of 2019 amended the TCPA so as to make inapplicable a provision of the law that previously had required the Commission to issue citations to non-FCC-regulated parties that apparently violated the TCPA. These citation requirements did not apply to the Truth in Caller ID Act, which established caller ID spoofing limits and under which the agency has issued numerous, large fines.

The proposed action, formally called a Notice of Apparent Liability for Forfeiture, or NAL, contains only allegations that advise a party on how it has apparently violated the law and may set forth a proposed monetary penalty. The Commission may not impose a greater monetary penalty in this case than the amount proposed in the NAL. Neither the allegations nor the proposed sanctions in the NAL are final Commission actions. The parties will be given an opportunity to respond and the Commission will consider the party’s submission of evidence and legal arguments before acting further to resolve the matter.

The Notice of Apparent Liability for Forfeiture is available at: https://docs.fcc.gov/public/attachments/FCC-21-97A1.pdf

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Media Relations: (202) 418-0500 / ASL: (844) 432-2275 / Twitter: @FCC / www.fcc.gov

This is an unofficial announcement of Commission action. Release of the full text of a Commission order constitutes official action. See MCI v. FCC, 515 F.2d 385 (D.C. Cir. 1974).
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orlylicious wrote: Tue Aug 24, 2021 6:58 pm But wait, there's more!

There's a full FCC press release -- converted it to Word.
THANK YOU. I was just coming to this thread to ask the usage of the word "Proposes" and where it goes now before it becomes FINAL!
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Sure Neon! And posted another tweet with that legal link to the 11 page Notice -- it's $4,500 per call. Looks like the new Act passed in 2019, the Notice explains it -- they're going to make an example of Jakey and Jack to warn others not to do it. Rough luck for them.


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Legal: #FCC's Proposed Forfeiture for #JacobWohl & #JackBurkman is $4,500 per Robocall. They placed 1,141 calls: $5,134,500. 2019 TRACED Act Telephone Robocall Abuse Criminal Enforcement & Deterrence Act covers NOTICE OF APPARENT LIABILITY FOR FORFEITURE: https://docs.fcc.gov/public/attachments/FCC-21-97A1.pdf



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One more about Jakey, this is so funny and true:


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orlylicious wrote: Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:09 pm Sure Neon! And posted another tweet with that legal link to the 11 page Notice -- it's $4,500 per call. Looks like the new Act passed in 2019, the Notice explains it -- they're going to make an example of Jakey and Jack to warn others not to do it. Rough luck for them.


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:lol: their dear leader the twice impotus must have signed it :daydreaming:
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Yeah like the disgraced loser had a clue what was going on and being passed. :towel:







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I'm still working on why they thought Warren boffing a Marine boy toy would be a scandal? Lack of true imagination I'm thinking.

Well, Jakey and the Burke finally got what they wanted, national attention, they made one of the national feeds I watch, just not the kind I think they wanted. :point: :violin:
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notorial dissent wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2021 3:18 am Well, Jakey and the Burke finally got what they wanted, national attention, they made one of the national feeds I watch, just not the kind I think they wanted. :point: :violin:
Apparently not looking for THAT much national attention if they are ignoring a journalist's calls.


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Gave blundering right-wing activists Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman both a ring regarding the FCC recommending a $5 million fine be imposed on the duo over their illegal robocall scheme - Burkman hung up on me, and Wohl didn't respond.
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Except this wasn't the kind of attention they wanted.
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Burkman's fly could not be reached for comment. Sources reported it had come down with something.

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Yeah, you and Frater |*| can stop showing yourselves out now, because I love your sense of humor!
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Yes, agree with Foggy, please keep that humor up!

Jack & Jake are at it again.





And Ali Akbar promotes Jakey. Ali's had a crush on Jakey forever. It's a half-hour show, we're about to watch it. Jakey gets top billing!

JACOB WOHL, [08.09.21 20:15]
[Forwarded from ALI ALEXANDER 🇺🇸]
WATCH: @JacobAWohl has a new series out. He's catching predators in DC!


PREDATOR DC EP. 1 — PILOT
Sign up to see weekly episodes at PredatorDC.com. We are using aggressive investigative journalism and hidden camera sting operations to expose predators in our nation's capital.




https://jacobawohl.substack.com/p/premi ... ing-series (https://jacobawohl.substack.com/p/premi ... ource=copy)


Big ETA: Wow. We watched it, it's pretty slickly produced. It's pretty standard reality TV fare. It's a disaster for the guys involved. NOT using their names for this post. Standard sting operation... fake teen on Tinder and these stupid guys sent and received X pix and went to meet the girl. Who knows if the "transcripts" were doctored, but it's still more than sketchy. There were three: First was a 45-year-old Environmental Health Specialist from MD, he left right away and there was no footage of him doing anything with the fake girl.

The second was a Trump appointee, 60 years old, has been a Field Director 2016, then Sr Advisor, and now a Commissioner of Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) which is a big deal. While they showed texts and we heard him talking on the phone (even about his son in school, in the texts he names the school). :brickwallsmall: We never see him show up.

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The last guy, DOD with TS clearance, stayed and answered questions which was horrible. WTH was he thinking? He gave the name of the defense contractor, his boss, the Fort where he works...he was sweating bullets. And he was from Kabul so of course, Burkman went too far with his narrative (while Afghanistan was collapsing, this analyst was trolling Tinder...). But how could he be so stupid when the girl typed "100% legal". Damn.

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For heaven's sake, what were these guys thinking? Even allowing for the lying of Jakey and Jack, the fact is two of these guys showed up at the sting house. Maybe the CFTC guy was faked but they have his voice on tape talking about his son and making peach cobbler and it's crazy.

For all the blundering hoaxes these guys have failed at, this actually could have some merit. In the next episode, they tease a CIA guy and other high-level officials. Pilot is free, the rest is $10/Mo. Jakey knows how to promote and it's all over his Telegram channel at https://t.me/JacobAWohl. If this stops some of these guys and makes them think, can't fault that.
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So they're gonna release their own sex tape?
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