Flash Poll: What will be the #AZAudit Result?

[Luke]

Well, after only six months, at 4pm EDT Friday it's #AZAudit Day!

From Jeremy Duda: @ElectionInnov Executive Director @beckerdavidj: "This partisan effort in Arizona is ending, it appears to be ending as it begun," with "highly biased, incompetent individuals running the process." Becker noted that the findings are being unveiled at 4pm EST. “Nobody has ever released what they think to be good news at 4 p.m. on a Friday afternoon in the history of the United States or any other place on earth. So it’s clear how they view the credibility of the report.” I'll add that the actual report won't be released to the public until after tomorrow's presentation is over. So we'll have very little time on a Friday afternoon to fact-check any of the actual findings.

Will it be a FRIDAY SMACKDOWN? Or the beginning of the Lindell Prophesy that the twice-impeached, disgraced loser will be changing the curtains back to gold in the Oval?

All their little hopes and dreams and millions of Telegram messages, bogus excuses, flat out lies and total delusions are about to be popped like a pimple,

Jerry Gilmore, [23.09.21 12:20]
[In reply to GirlyQ]
This is not a remote possibility. If you follow the key players closely, you already know that the fraud to be exposed is massive, blatant and deeply rooted. If the Attorney General is not compromised badly there will be multiple indictments post audit release. Pay attention to Jovan Pulitzer, Wendy Rogers, Karen Fann, and Ben Cotton.

So here's a Flash Poll -- what does everybody think will happen tomorrow?

[neeneko]

I am going with 'other' in that I predict it will be a bit of a rorschach test.. so meandering and vague that people will read whatever they think it is into it.

[Jim]

I am going with 'other' in that I predict it will be a bit of a rorschach test.. so meandering and vague that people will read whatever they think it is into it.

I'm not going to vote...it's going to be another My Pillow farce and a waste of time.

[Slim Cognito]

Routers! Routers! Routers!

If we just coulda gotten the routers!

[LM K]

Other: "Inconclusive because the MCBOS and DOJ are a bunch of boogers.".

[neeneko]

Now, if we were living in a more exciting alternative universe, this would be the moment that lavoy finicum reveals he has been alive this whole time, working with jfk junior, and is in charge of a patriotic militia that storms the AZ Senate to begin the revolution.... just as a jewish space laser vaporizes the capital so that the dark secrets found by the audit never get out.

[RVInit]

I'll pull a guess straight out of my ass but based on entirely on the fact that I believe these people to be pure evil.

They are going to announce that they found widespread fraud, ballot stuffing, more ballots than voters, etc etc etc. And the reason they will announce it after 3 but before 5 PM on a Friday is because it has time to hit the nightly news without time for anyone to debunk it. The fact of the day and time of the announcement is exactly what leads me to believe they are going to lay it on thick with wild and crazy claims. They found absolute irrefutable evidence that the putrid bag of pus won the Arizona election and it was evil Democratic shenanigans of every sort that caused the election to be stolen from said putrid bag of pus.

[p0rtia]

How will it end? It will never end. It will only have alternating seasons of exaltation and humiliation.

[noblepa]

These votes aren't being tabulated by Dominion voting machines, are they?

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

I vote for neeneko's Rod Serling version.