Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Thanks Poppy - her tweet is here (I know you already saw it but for those who didn't).
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
My hubster, who’s a registered R, got this the other day. He wasn’t interested in opening it, but I did because I like to share her nonsense. An unstamped donation envelope was also provided. The entire mess is going into the recycling bin.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
NO! Send the envelope back to them so they have to pay for it!
Put in a Pizza Delivery Menu or something, but send it back!
If they tell you I fell off the bed and hung myself, I didn't.
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
There are those who put in as much heavy weight as the envelope will hold. Newspaper stock, blown in cards from magazines, cut strips of fashion magazines (that's the really heavy paper, the glossy stuff).
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Ha! I didn't think of that and I will do it!
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I used to put in pieces of stainless steel back when I had access to the scrap bin in my company's sheet metal shop.
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Crazy stuff. I have a confession too. Mrs. Reeve was a registered Republican until about a year ago. She is now Indy. Hates Trump but not all in on Biden (although she voted for him last time cuz she HATES Trump).
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
If unstamped and without reply postage guaranteed, affix a one or two cent stamp*. No return address. It will be delivered postage due.bill_g wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:27 am
I think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
*Yes, you can still purchase small denomination stamps.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
In that case, be sure to sprinkle a tbsp of baking soda in the bottom too. That'll get their attention.Azastan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:01 amIf unstamped and without reply postage guaranteed, affix a one or two cent stamp*. No return address. It will be delivered postage due.bill_g wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:27 am
I think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
*Yes, you can still purchase small denomination stamps.
(on second thought, don't)
(or at least don't write THIS IS NOT ANTHRAX on the outside of the envelope)
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Would sending Bubbles a can of air be considered a thoughtful or thoughtless gift?
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Yes, the envelope is unstamped and there's no return address so I'll put her home address in that spot. Plus I have a bunch of 1 cent stamps left over from the days before the forever stamps came into being.Azastan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:01 amIf unstamped and without reply postage guaranteed, affix a one or two cent stamp*. No return address. It will be delivered postage due.bill_g wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:27 am
I think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
*Yes, you can still purchase small denomination stamps.
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I have to admit, writing "This envelope contains no Anthrax" when sending a lump of steel has its appeal.
I mean, you just told the truth. They cant book you for that, and its technically not your fault they panicked.
I mean, you just told the truth. They cant book you for that, and its technically not your fault they panicked.
Hic sunt dracones
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I missed that. I thought it was prepaid. Dont waste your money.bill_g wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:27 amI think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
If they tell you I fell off the bed and hung myself, I didn't.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I will use one penny stamp, but that's my limit.keith wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:47 pmI missed that. I thought it was prepaid. Dont waste your money.bill_g wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:27 amI think you wrote it was an unstamped envelope. So, you get to pay the postage on anything you mail back. If they had sent a prepaid postage envelope (as successful candidates often do), then you can load 'em up, and whittle at their campaign funds while offering the USPS a bit of revenue.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
The berserker in all of us wants to do it, but prep that letter in a clean room, and mail it from another city. There is nothing the FBI loves better than a good fox hunt.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
I would never do that because I would shirley get caught. Plus it's way too much work and bubbles ain't worth that much effort. I might tape some nasty old pennies rejected by CoinStar to an index card just to add weight.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Exactly. She is not worth going to jail for threatening a poli candidate through the USPS.poplove wrote: ↑Sun Dec 19, 2021 1:52 pmI would never do that because I would shirley get caught. Plus it's way too much work and bubbles ain't worth that much effort. I might tape some nasty old pennies rejected by CoinStar to an index card just to add weight.
Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
Also the envelope may have hidden identifiable information embedded (barcode, invisible ink, seemingly random one pixel dots in the margins, etc) which can be traced to the mail-merge sequence number.
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Re: Michele "Bubbles" Fiore, Poot Adjacent Las Vegas Nitwit
While you’re at it, include a hat pin.
That’s all I can think of when I see her in her tight clothes and holster - one of these days those things are going to explode! Duck!!
That’s all I can think of when I see her in her tight clothes and holster - one of these days those things are going to explode! Duck!!