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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:51 pm
by RTH10260
I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:56 pm
by p0rtia
RTH10260 wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:51 pm I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.
My understanding is that they did not cross the border illegally, but are asylum seekers, who were duly processed and let into the country pending status hearings.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 10:26 pm
by noblepa
p0rtia wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:56 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:51 pm I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.
My understanding is that they did not cross the border illegally, but are asylum seekers, who were duly processed and let into the country pending status hearings.
It true, how does Texas think that they have the right to load them into busses and ship them to other states? It seems to me that states have no legal standing in this matter.

Is this why I read that some Congress critter is asking the DOJ to investigate these events as possible kidnappings?

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:12 pm
by sad-cafe
check out

fix your tie ted

I can't repost twitter but you gotta check out this

@Nathan_V88

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:27 pm
by much ado
sad-cafe wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:12 pm check out

fix your tie ted

I can't repost twitter but you gotta check out this

@Nathan_V88
I think this is it...


Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:40 pm
by sad-cafe
yes
thank you


and the guy says "fix your tie" and blindly turd crud does it

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:57 am
by sugar magnolia
Literal "shifty eyes."

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:05 pm
by raison de arizona
What a piece of crap Cruz is. Kudos to WH for calling him out on voting against it.
The White House @WhiteHouse wrote: Senator Cruz voted against this.
Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz wrote: The Ports to Plains highway will run from Laredo all the way up to North Dakota and into Canada.

This project will bring jobs to Texas and millions of dollars to the state.

A great bipartisan victory!

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:24 pm
by jez
They've been talking about this highway for years. And there is already a highway that goes from Canada to Laredo. It's called US 83. Ok, it stops in Minot, but you can pick up US 52 easily.

If you want Interstates, then it's I-29 and pick up I-35 in KC. Takes you right into Laredo.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:32 pm
by raison de arizona
:lol:
Mike Sington @MikeSington wrote: Audience laughs out loud at Ted Cruz when he criticizes Biden speech, conveniently forgetting all the outrageous speeches Trump has given. The moderator tries to save Cruz, tosses him a lifeline.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 7:11 pm
by p0rtia
The above clip is must-see. The audience laughs--at cruz--when he, referencing Biden's on democracy under assault, disparagingly claims he's never seen anyone else ever give an unhelpful speech bathed in red lights calling out half the country. Cruz realizes his line didn't land, and reaches for his water bottle.

NOTE: Just before he drinks, be betrays the "I'm lying to y'all aint I" tell: the pulling up of the side of his mouth. This asshole knows exactly what BS he's shoveling. Of course, we knew that, but this is a keeper, because he let's on.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:53 pm
by Kendra

Great news for Democrats. Ted Cruz begins his 17-state ‘Truth & Courage’ bus tour across the country to campaign for MAGA candidates.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:28 pm
by Ben-Prime
Kendra wrote: Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:53 pm
Great news for Democrats. Ted Cruz begins his 17-state ‘Truth & Courage’ bus tour across the country to campaign for MAGA candidates.
You know how in fairy tale/folktale literature, the magic is always created by mixing together rare or impossible things like the footfalls of a cat and the roots of stones? Yeah, I think we can add "the political coattails of Ted Cruz" to the modern versions.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:36 pm
by sugar magnolia
The NHTSA says the more miles you travel by vehicle, the higher your chances of being in a wreck.

Just sayin'.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:12 pm
by RTH10260
"Truth" - is that a product placement for a certain social platform :?:

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:54 pm
by Gregg
"I truthfully had the courage to run away to Cancun"

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 12:40 am
by Ben-Prime
I want a picture of just the bus, in its entirety.

Because then someone can add in a Matchbox version and caption it "Actual scale of Ted Cruz's truth and courage."

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:23 am
by Tiredretiredlawyer
:rotflmao:

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:45 pm
by raison de arizona
Nothing to see here, just Cruz blatantly and openly lying again.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:55 am
by raison de arizona
Cruz got a warm welcome at the Yankees game last night.
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They really loved him. It was a love fest.
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Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:34 pm
by Kendra

Cruz: This book is the first inside account of what happened on January 6. I take the reader through the events of 2020 election, up to January 6. I take them through the evidence of election fraud in November 2020…

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:44 pm
by Ben-Prime
raison de arizona wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:55 am Cruz got a warm welcome at the Yankees game last night.

They really loved him. It was a love fest.
I hoped in my heart of heart that I would log on to someone sharing this. I are not disappoint.

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:45 pm
by Ben-Prime
Kendra wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:34 pm
Cruz: This book is the first inside account of what happened on January 6. I take the reader through the events of 2020 election, up to January 6. I take them through the evidence of election fraud in November 2020…
So, back up, Ted ... you have actual hard evidence that you have not brought to the authorities?

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:50 pm
by Dr. Ken

Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 6:33 pm
by raison de arizona
Aaron Rupar @atrupar wrote: Ted Cruz says Republicans should impeach Mayorkas and Merrick Garland right after they take power