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By the way, here in the People's Republic of Ohio, we have a new law that prohibits Schools requiring vaccines.

And another that includes the schedule of vaccines that are required by law for children to attend public schools.

Keep electing those 3rd time GED legislators!

Gregg wrote: ↑Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:00 pm By the way, here in the People's Republic of Ohio, we have a new law that prohibits Schools requiring vaccines.

And another that includes the schedule of vaccines that are required by law for children to attend public schools.

Keep electing those 3rd time GED legislators!

Yeppers, we gots ourselves some bright bulbs in DoHio. A product of their own lernin. Now we wait as the governor prepares to sign the "Rootin' tootin' Arm our Teachers" bill. People don't want Black History taught but they are perfectly fine with armed teaches and GAWDAMNED don't ask if my kid is vaccinated or I'll sue ya for HIPPA.

Gregg wrote: ↑Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:58 pm But Republicans think making people die is just another good way to own the libs.

And, of course, THEY won't be the ones dying.. until they are.

Ted Cruz gets heckled and harassed by a right winger at TX State GOP Convention, who calls him a coward and a globalist, asks him how he can like Trump after he called his wife ugly, then finished with Cancun.

Flying monkeys sent to get anyone who might run against the once and future king.

Hay nao, America had its chance to make Ted Cruz our president in 2016, but we elected Trump instead.

Alternative history.

The thought that America would have been better off with President Ted Cruz makes me want to go drown myself in a bowl of oatmeal.

Just think, if TX does secede, we'd have no Ted Cruz in the Senate

Kendra wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 1:17 pm Just think, if TX does secede, we'd have no Ted Cruz in the Senate

Goober is already leaving so a split would not help that.

I would imagine that TX leaving could put a bit of a pinch on Texas joining the SEC and A&M remaining in the SEC. It would be back to the SW Conference, sans Arkansas but with Texas taking all broadcast cash through their Longhorn network.

They really have not thought this through.

They'd have no Medicare and stuff like that. How happy that would make them

They'd have to finish their wall all alone and it would be a lot longer.


And built to keep people in.

Ted Cruz says Democrats are calling for violence after Roe was overturned: “I think there’s a real risk of violence. We’ve seen multiple Democrats .. encouraging violence.”

Someone should start a go-fund-me to pay some muscle to fly to Cancun and break his kneecaps.

Kendra wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 5:48 pm

Ted Cruz says Democrats are calling for violence after Roe was overturned: “I think there’s a real risk of violence. We’ve seen multiple Democrats .. encouraging violence.”

They have to keep the rubes terrified and glued to their set.

Which reminds me, you ever notice we are deluged with "Bad guys putting twist ties on wiper blades" and "If you ever see a bottle on y our tire, do this" posts on social media?

Ever see one that was actually true? Do you check, cause I do. I make it a habit to copy a sentence to google search and every damn time, its a10 year old debunked urban legend. You can spot them as not true just by what they don't tell you, like the city, or any names at all, or any way to verify that a sweet innocent affluent white teen girl went to the mall, noticed a plastic bag on her passenger side mirror, and when she went to remove it was almost PULLED INTO A SPEEDING WHITE VAN and KIDNIPPAED.....PASs ON TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLEASE!!!"

That's what its about, keeping the rubes terrified that outside their safe little bubble that THEY are going crazy, kidnapping kids every day at the mall (do kids even go to malls anymore, are there such things as malls anymore?) women are getting shoved in vans to be sold into white slavery every day just down the street, mysterious strangers are passing out gummy drugs that look like candy to get your kids hooked on the pot outside every elementary school in America and you need to watch right here so we can keep you updated, keep you safe, keep you sedated until we need you worked up for Tucker Carlson and the White Power Hour....

I honestly believe that the Russian troll farms, or places like, plant these stories, just to keep people scared and make us not trust anyone or anything.


And the same people who are terrified of twist ties on wiper blades just skim on by this weeks mass shooting in a school. That's just fake news, probably crisis actors. Tucker would cover it if it was important.

Cruz is on another rampage against Sesame Street. Apparently Elmo advocated for childhood vaccination without citing scientific evidence.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Thanks, @sesamestreet for saying parents are allowed to have questions!

You then have @elmo aggressively advocate for vaccinating children UNDER 5.

But you cite ZERO scientific evidence for this. Learn more:

https://cruz.senate.gov/newsroom/press- ... d-toddlers

Sesame Street @sesamestreet wrote: It's okay to have questions about COVID-19 vaccines for children! Elmo's dad Louie talked to their pediatrician, and learned that Elmo getting vaccinated is the best way to keep him and his whole neighborhood safe and healthy! #CaringForEachOther

As a side note, the line in conservative media these days is that "the left" has abandoned science, and that conservatives are the party of science now. It wouldn't be a big deal if I didn't know that there were millions eating it up.

We were gonna cite all kinds of science why vaccines are such a bad idea, but out science guy died of small pox before he got around to it.

This one should really set Ted off.

Another Elmo PSA

Elmo should move to TX and run for Senate

New Turtle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 30, 2022 3:00 pm Elmo should move to TX and run for Senate

Texas has enough puppets in Congress.

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:19 pm

New Turtle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 30, 2022 3:00 pm Elmo should move to TX and run for Senate

Texas has enough puppets in Congress.

"I am not going to turn a bunch of howling lesser primates loose on the local planetary justice system .... they have too many of those already." -- Me, as then Commander Akeen Ghorev, uttered during a Star Trek RPG session 16 years ago, and still quoted by my playgroup today.

(In context, the local planet was a breakaway colony of xenophobic pre-Federation humans, who hated the ideals of Starfleet, but kept accepting help from it, but then would do things like refuse to negotiate with the Betazoid CO and Andorian XO, so we kept having to let junior officers negotiate with them for us, so, yeah, Ghorev may have been a bit tetchy when a junior officer asked to beam some space-monkeys squatting in a local abandoned building out of said building and directly into some local government offices as an animal-rights activism play, but in his defense, he did refuse the request)

Spot on