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Kendra wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:23 pm
This worked out as well for Ted as saying locked school doors was also the answer.
According to the Texas Tribune, 376 law enforcement officers responded to the shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. They hung out for over an hour while the gunman killed 19 kids, until the Border Patrol finally decided to risk their lives and do what we pay them to do, running towards the gunfire and taking the shooter out.

By Ted's logic, we should have had 752 officers protecting the 600 students in Robb Elementary, along with armed teachers and administrators, and every student having a gun in their bulletproof backpack. Princeton and Harvard must be so proud of such brilliance.
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I''d love to see Nicolle Wallace's reaction to Cruz today. She was on fire :torches:
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johnpcapitalist wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:57 pm
Kendra wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:23 pm
This worked out as well for Ted as saying locked school doors was also the answer.
According to the Texas Tribune, 376 law enforcement officers responded to the shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. They hung out for over an hour while the gunman killed 19 kids, until the Border Patrol finally decided to risk their lives and do what we pay them to do, running towards the gunfire and taking the shooter out.

By Ted's logic, we should have had 752 officers protecting the 600 students in Robb Elementary, along with armed teachers and administrators, and every student having a gun in their bulletproof backpack. Princeton and Harvard must be so proud of such brilliance.
The Police are literally afraid to protect people because the criminals have better weapons. :biggun:
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Gregg wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:10 pm The Police are literally afraid to protect people because the criminals have better weapons. :biggun:
So... More arms for the police? Perhaps they could tap the military.

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Who knew Cruz was such a lil insurrectionist?

Oh wait. We all knew.
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Seems there’s tape or video of nearly all of the seditionists plotting sedition. We just have to locate it all.

I believe there will be a tipping point at which it’s clear the jig is absolutely up. At that tipping point the underbussing will begin in earnest. Everyone with recordings will try to save their adzes by implicating someone else.
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Unlike the GOPers adzes are useful tools. :boxing:
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What “commission?” That sounds like treasonous bullshit
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This
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🤡 is breathlessly reporting that I “secretly” said in a phone call…the EXACT same thing I said on national television the next morning!

And then said again on the Senate floor four days later. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ah yes, the ol' I Did It Out In The Open And Said It Out Loud So It Is Ok trick, learnt from tfg.

https://www.cruz.senate.gov/newsroom/pr ... tuberville
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Cruz undoubtedly was alluding to the Hayes-Tilden Election Commission, which essentially did what he advocated following the disputed 1876 election.

Which was such a success the next Congress voted for the Electoral Count Act, to ensure there would never be any more dog-and-pony commissions in the future.

The Electoral Count Act that, Vice President President of the Senate Pence said he was compelled to follow.
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I’m running for U.S. Senate because Texans deserve a Senator whose team is Texas. Ted Cruz only cares about himself.

Join our campaign today: http://colinallred.com
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‘We don’t have to be embarrassed by our Senator. We can get a new one.” — Colin Allred
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:wave: hi Guppy
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1655212110194917376
Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: The Left’s first objective: Delegitimize the Supreme Court.

The Left’s second objective: Attack Justice Clarence Thomas personally because they hate him because he dares to be a conservative.

It’s condescending and completely racist.
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JFC

cruz is such an idiot.

I hope Collin Allred wipes the floor with him and he shrivels up into a little ball and cries on his 3 day podcasts
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Party of small government?
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Our friends over the pond have it kinda right. Most let their 10,12,14 adolescents drink a bit but not to excess, so they know what it is.


BUT OH MY GOD, drinking Bud Light is going to turn them into gay transsexuals!!! :panic:
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now the f'n slime thinks he is an expert on MLK jr

Bernice King is once again defending the legacy of her father, Martin Luther King Jr., against people who she says are misusing his name and legacy.

This time, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz invoked the iconic civil rights leader while criticizing a travel alert issued by the NAACP for the state of Florida. The civil rights organization recently warned the BIPOC and LGBTQ communities to avoid travel to Florida due to the state's "unrelenting attacks on fundamental freedoms."

"The travel advisory comes in direct response to Governor Ron DeSantis' aggressive attempts to erase Black history and to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion programs in Florida schools," the organization said in a press release for the travel advisory, which calls Florida "openly hostile toward African Americans, people of color and LGBTQ+ individuals."

Cruz responded to the statement on Twitter, calling it "bizarre" and "utterly dishonest."

"In the 1950s & 1960s, the NAACP did extraordinary good helping lead the civil rights movement. Today, Dr. King would be ashamed of how profoundly they've lost their way," the junior Texas senator tweeted.

Within a few hours, Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter, Bernice King, penned a response to Cruz.

"What my father would be deeply concerned about is the harmful, discriminatory legislation in Florida," King tweeted, along with a photo of her late father.

In a later tweet, King noted that many people "are getting #MLK wrong."


Rafael, giving us yet another reason why CRT should be taught in schools.

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Harvard phucking Law, you think he'd know better.
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Gregg wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:17 pm Harvard phucking Law, you think he'd know better.
I think he does. I think he thinks his constituents don't.
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