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A fleet of 52 yellow school buses formed a mile-long procession to Sen. Ted Cruz’s house in Houston on Thursday morning — 4,368 empty seats to honor the number of children killed by gun violence since 2020.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/st ... seum-buses
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and he is going to Cancun to get student's ideas on how to do that....
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Ted was down at the border again pretending to care about migrants.
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POS sez what? Let’s review what Cruz would have done to those 7yo’s that were SO SCARED TO TRY AND STAY ALIVE IN GUATEMALA THAT THEY FLED TO THE US WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS. *checks notes* Send then back. Who’s inhumane, jackass?
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“I’m down on the southern border, getting ready to head up in a Black Hawk helicopter to patrol the border.”
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raison de arizona wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:15 am POS sez what? Let’s review what Cruz would have done to those 7yo’s that were SO SCARED TO TRY AND STAY ALIVE IN GUATEMALA THAT THEY FLED TO THE US WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS. *checks notes* Send then back. Who’s inhumane, jackass?
I thought he was onboard with locking kids in fenced caging back under the rein on tfg? :confuzzled: :think: :shrug:
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Kendra wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:25 am
“I’m down on the southern border, getting ready to head up in a Black Hawk helicopter to patrol the border.”
Look, I'm just saying that if Ted doesn't care about OpSec, some migrant smuggling ring might try to shoot down that chopper. NADT.
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Ted says he wants the Supreme Court to overturn the gay marriage decision in Obergefell.
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Well, can’t say we didn’t see this coming. Hell, Thomas mentioned it in his opinion.
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Again, they are telling you what they're going to do: Believe them.
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Kendra wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:25 am
“I’m down on the southern border, getting ready to head up in a Black Hawk helicopter to patrol the border.”
I'm down at the Border to use government resources and personnel to make a pics, video and social media content I can use for both fundrasing and campaign commercials. :liar:

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god I wish that copter would lose an engine with greasy teddy inside of it
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Kendra wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:03 pm

:crazy:
Amazing to me more because of the fickleness than the depth of the crazy. If a single dude made one more particularly harsh tweet about Ted Cruz tomorrow, that type of entry would be denied him for a long time.
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Once again, Ted goes full QAnon to court the crazies with one of their favorite Biden tropes: “One of the consequences of covid is that it impairs your ability to smell, so hair sniffing in the WH has gone way down.”
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WHUT? "Hair sniffing"? I don't even want to know. :sick:
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:26 am WHUT? "Hair sniffing"? I don't even want to know. :sick:
Me either, TRL. :nooo:
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Only Ted Cruz somehow obtained the hair sniffing statistics and publicly mentioned them.

I have to assume that's an important thing to him, for whatever reason. :crazy:
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I REALLY hate assholes like Cruz who know better but pander to the base who generally don’t know better… or much of anything at all.
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Kendra wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:52 pm https:// twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1551342433195249666
Once again, Ted goes full QAnon to court the crazies with one of their favorite Biden tropes: “One of the consequences of covid is that it impairs your ability to smell, so hair sniffing in the WH has gone way down.”
Fun fact: since the former guy removed himself from the WH the number of brown nose incidents has gone way down.... :twisted:
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:26 am WHUT? "Hair sniffing"? I don't even want to know. :sick:
During the campaign, they found one or more pictures of him behind young women and he would sniff their hair. They made it out to be a pervy thing for an old guy who was almost dead and probably a clone or a robot anyway to do.

Now, the old perv can't sniff any wimmin's hair when he's behind them.

And is that a bad thing, I mean, sniffing the scent of a woman's shampoo? Or her perfume or anything else? Cause, well, guilty, and if I'm supposed to be sorry, I guess I am.
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) broke out some terrible inflation jokes at the Young America’s Foundation conference:

“It’s so bad Eric Swalwell can’t afford Chinese dinners. It is so bad AOC can’t afford fake handcuffs.”
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Kendra wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 7:46 pm https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1 ... 2558676992
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) broke out some terrible inflation jokes at the Young America’s Foundation conference:

“It’s so bad Eric Swalwell can’t afford Chinese dinners. It is so bad AOC can’t afford fake handcuffs.”
Well, as long as it isn't so bad that Ted Cruz can't afford to flee to Cancun, I suppose all is right. Right?
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Put this here because Cruz is quoted.

“Washington DC at 'tipping point' as migrants arrive from border”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62339594

“Texas Senator Ted Cruz, a Republican, said: "If 4000 is a tipping point, what the hell do you call the three & a half million illegal immigrants who've crossed our southern border?"”
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Uninformed wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:16 pm Put this here because Cruz is quoted.

“Washington DC at 'tipping point' as migrants arrive from border”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62339594

“Texas Senator Ted Cruz, a Republican, said: "If 4000 is a tipping point, what the hell do you call the three & a half million illegal immigrants who've crossed our southern border?"”
One thing I have to say about this is that these states (TX especially) have been saying they are going to do this for quite some time, tfg was saying it while he was still in office. Did anyone not plan or make any contingency plans even? Perhaps outlaw the practice at a federal level? Did they not at least consider what might happen should these ill-advised plans come to fruition? C'mon people. Get ahead of the ball for once.
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