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I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.
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RTH10260 wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:51 pm I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.
My understanding is that they did not cross the border illegally, but are asylum seekers, who were duly processed and let into the country pending status hearings.
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p0rtia wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:56 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:51 pm I understand that these immigrants are "illegals", eg made a border crossing illegally, but were picked up by CBP, processed and awaiting status determinatkon. As such they are "legal", eg they are no longer flying under the radar of immigration authorities.
My understanding is that they did not cross the border illegally, but are asylum seekers, who were duly processed and let into the country pending status hearings.
It true, how does Texas think that they have the right to load them into busses and ship them to other states? It seems to me that states have no legal standing in this matter.

Is this why I read that some Congress critter is asking the DOJ to investigate these events as possible kidnappings?
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check out

fix your tie ted

I can't repost twitter but you gotta check out this

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sad-cafe wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:12 pm check out

fix your tie ted

I can't repost twitter but you gotta check out this

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I think this is it...

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yes
thank you


and the guy says "fix your tie" and blindly turd crud does it
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Literal "shifty eyes."
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What a piece of crap Cruz is. Kudos to WH for calling him out on voting against it.
The White House @WhiteHouse wrote: Senator Cruz voted against this.
Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz wrote: The Ports to Plains highway will run from Laredo all the way up to North Dakota and into Canada.

This project will bring jobs to Texas and millions of dollars to the state.

A great bipartisan victory!
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They've been talking about this highway for years. And there is already a highway that goes from Canada to Laredo. It's called US 83. Ok, it stops in Minot, but you can pick up US 52 easily.

If you want Interstates, then it's I-29 and pick up I-35 in KC. Takes you right into Laredo.
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:lol:
Mike Sington @MikeSington wrote: Audience laughs out loud at Ted Cruz when he criticizes Biden speech, conveniently forgetting all the outrageous speeches Trump has given. The moderator tries to save Cruz, tosses him a lifeline.
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The above clip is must-see. The audience laughs--at cruz--when he, referencing Biden's on democracy under assault, disparagingly claims he's never seen anyone else ever give an unhelpful speech bathed in red lights calling out half the country. Cruz realizes his line didn't land, and reaches for his water bottle.

NOTE: Just before he drinks, be betrays the "I'm lying to y'all aint I" tell: the pulling up of the side of his mouth. This asshole knows exactly what BS he's shoveling. Of course, we knew that, but this is a keeper, because he let's on.
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Great news for Democrats. Ted Cruz begins his 17-state ‘Truth & Courage’ bus tour across the country to campaign for MAGA candidates.
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Kendra wrote: Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:53 pm
Great news for Democrats. Ted Cruz begins his 17-state ‘Truth & Courage’ bus tour across the country to campaign for MAGA candidates.
You know how in fairy tale/folktale literature, the magic is always created by mixing together rare or impossible things like the footfalls of a cat and the roots of stones? Yeah, I think we can add "the political coattails of Ted Cruz" to the modern versions.
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And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.

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The NHTSA says the more miles you travel by vehicle, the higher your chances of being in a wreck.

Just sayin'.
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"Truth" - is that a product placement for a certain social platform :?:
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I want a picture of just the bus, in its entirety.

Because then someone can add in a Matchbox version and caption it "Actual scale of Ted Cruz's truth and courage."
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:rotflmao:
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Nothing to see here, just Cruz blatantly and openly lying again.
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Cruz got a warm welcome at the Yankees game last night.
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They really loved him. It was a love fest.
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Cruz: This book is the first inside account of what happened on January 6. I take the reader through the events of 2020 election, up to January 6. I take them through the evidence of election fraud in November 2020…
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:55 am Cruz got a warm welcome at the Yankees game last night.

They really loved him. It was a love fest.
I hoped in my heart of heart that I would log on to someone sharing this. I are not disappoint.
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Kendra wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 12:34 pm
Cruz: This book is the first inside account of what happened on January 6. I take the reader through the events of 2020 election, up to January 6. I take them through the evidence of election fraud in November 2020…
So, back up, Ted ... you have actual hard evidence that you have not brought to the authorities?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar wrote: Ted Cruz says Republicans should impeach Mayorkas and Merrick Garland right after they take power
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