At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:59 am
by Sam the Centipede
northland10 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:15 am
At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
Nah, think smaller: you don't get gales in a bathtub. The Kraptain's flatus-induced representation of Charybdis might swallow his own boat, the Krazy Krusader, which he rescued from a discarded Happy Meal.
It's difficult to compare the Kraptain's chronic inaction with the actions of other nutters, such as the 1776 nutters' screaming idiocy and abusiveness, the birther dregs' RDS (repetitive drivel syndrome) at the Post'n'Ecrap, Vidurek's occasional paperflinging ex recto suo pro nihil, etc. Difficult to admire any of them! So much fail.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 1:16 pm
by pipistrelle
northland10 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:15 am
At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
The gales of November remember.
Well, I'm all for that!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:15 pm
by TheNewSaint
"Every person who took even 1 Clot Shot IS GOING TO BE DEAD, as a doornail between this morning & 2Q 2024."
So why doesn't he just wait then?
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 3:20 am
by Sam the Centipede
Wait?!?! No! Kapitano Karl is a Man Of Action!!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:12 pm
by woodworker
Besides, all the shedding we vaxed do kills even the unvaxxed around us. Which sort of pleases me.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:31 pm
by Foggy
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:41 pm
by Frater I*I
woodworker wrote: ↑Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:12 pm
Besides, all the shedding we vaxed do kills even the unvaxxed around us. Which sort of pleases me.
Grandfather Nurgle approves....
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 2:18 am
by scirreeve
I was wondering where Karl had parked his fat ass. Confirmed yesterday that he is still in Alamo, NV.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 4:03 am
by Arthurwankspittle
Alamo, NV the well known port and shipping center?
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 5:08 am
by Sam the Centipede
Arthurwankspittle wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 4:03 am
Alamo, NV the well known port and shipping center?
You're not thinking five-dimensionally like the strategic mastermind that is Kraptain Karl.
The maritime AMFFmarda was a feint and all you suckers with your vaccine-rotted brains bought it! So you never spotted the real plan …
… the Kraptain is secretly forming the core of the AMFF Space Force!
He is in Nevada because that is where ASSHATS (AMFF Space Science and High Altitude Technology Systems) is now enhancing the OpVec with solid fuel boosters* and hypergolic liquid fuel** thrusters, plus modifying the hull for airtightness***.
Space Kommanduh Karl will launch SpaceArk 1776 with a team of highly trained elite AMFF agents on a mission to bring freedum to all the planets of the solar system and beyond! They will also deploy satellites to monitor Earth so they can identify when the vaccinated population has been wiped out. Then will then return to rebuild a perfect society.
Elon Musk will undoubtedly be approached for assistance. Perhaps he can supply a rocket to send the OpVec into orbit – Musk has experience launching an automobile into space with a dummy driving!
* tubes of Pillsbury Grands with peanut butter
** that's what the moonshine guy in Kentucky told him
*** I hope Karl remembers to buy a butt plug so his farts don't poison the crew
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 10:13 am
by Luke
Sam!
But Gregg is gonna be pissed, this sounds exactly like a secret plan the 699th has been working on. It'll be almost impossible to get a comment for the 699th, but if we stop hearing from Karl, he's either in orbit or a ferocious pack of weiner dogs has him swimming with the fishes.
Here's Karl bloviating on the AMFF Armada Telegram including talk about THREE AMEGOS [sic]. Too also, he's "going to start building Blood Draw and Microscopy Clinics so that the Pureblood Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots". Wow, #FatRambo is a busy guy, wonder how many Clinics he'll get open by the end of the year? How will he supervise the build while at sea with the Armada? How can he stay at the Utah capitol until hell freezes over or the pass an exact version of the......? It's like a SPORKIAN burst of energy!
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Capt. Karl Koenigs, [8/26/2022 7:16 PM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES]
MY GOD! DO NOT YOU REMEMBER? BIRX WAS TRUMP, FAUCI WAS BIRX, TRUMP WAS FAUCI, FAUCI WAS TRUMP. TRUMP WAS BIRX. They were the inseparable THREE AMEGOS and BIRDS OF A FEATHER. They CREATED and MANDATED the Vaxtermination "AT WARP SPEED" hand in hand, and demanded the use of Remdesivir and Ventilators. OR, ELSE!!!!!
I am totally freaked out how Conservatives (I am a Jeffersonian Constitutionalist, which is the exact opposite of a Liberal, Socialist or Communist) literally deny that TRUMP and his AMEGOS invented and patented their US Government THREE AMIGOS' NIH, NIAID, EHA, HHS, CDC, FDA, etc, etc, etc Deep State Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapons that THEY FORCED Mask and Vaxx MANDATES down our American throats using FEDcoat Deep State and their conscripted BROWNcoats and BLUEcoats and their County and Municipal Co-Conspirator Commissions, OR ELSE!
Don't you people remember the three Amigos' FEDcoats, BROWNcoats and BLUEcoats armies tackling and arresting parents at school meetings for protesting the MANDATES?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU ARE GOING TO ELECT "Warp Speed" TRUMP the Birx and Fauci of his day? Who is directly responsible for all of our friends, wives, husbands, sons and daughters going permanently disabled or dying? When INSTEAD of Electing the MURDERERS you could FORCE and COMPEL your Free, Independent and SOVEREIGN NATION/STATE to STATE NULLIFY all, All, ALL TRUMP, Republican and Democrat USURPATION of POWERS, SPENDING, Income and Employer taxes NOT DELEGATED TO THEM under ARTICLE I Section 8 of The Constitution IN PURSUANCE of our "AMERICAN form of government" aka our ARTICLE IV Section 4 "republican form of government", which is a form of government whereby Republicans, Democrats and Presidents are OUTLAWED from VOTING ON ANYTHING, Passing, NOR SPENDING ANY MONEY ON ANYTHING, WHATSOEVER, that is "Not Delegated to them in The Constitution, or prohibited by it to the States". For pursuant to "the supreme law of the land" See supremacy clauses 2&3 of ARTICLE VI) all, All, ALL POWERS, thus ALL SPENDING not delegated to Republicans, Democrats nor Presidents are "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people".
Enforcing our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government (" by way of incremental State Nullification at the MINIMUM RATE of ONE HUNDRED Republican, Democrat and Presidential Bills Of Usurpation, since 1913, PER MONTH, enforced by State, County and Municipal Law Enforcement ACTION, upon all FEDcoat properly and Constitutionally nullified would result in the incremental evisceration of The Deep State of FEDcoat Executive branch of alphabet soup of Agencies and Bureaus who are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED by Constitutional Law from even existing in the first place, because all of those POWERS and all of that SPENDING, if any, are "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". This is why neither Income nor Employer taxes are delegated to Republicans, Democrats nor Presidents under Article I Section 8 of The Constitution. ( And why, these powers are "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people" - Tenth Amendment Law & Order.
INSTEAD of Voting for the next Birx, Fauci and Trump Amigos, of INSURRECTION and TREASON to our American form of government, to MURDER We The People and use their Deep State of INSURRECTION and Capital Felony TREASON funded by our own wages, salaries and property to rob us of our LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY, why not FORCE and COMPEL your Home FREE, Independent and SOVEREIGN NATION/STATE to STATE NULLIFY, or DIE! Thereby incrementally eviscerating the ENTIRE Deep State and DOUBLING your weekly take home paycheck, without so much as a single raise, nor the printing of money out of thin air? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Capt. Karl Koenigs, [8/26/2022 7:16 PM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES]
CONTINUED:
We have a plan on HOW TO DO THIS, meaning restore the Rule Of Law upon all Republicans, Democrats and Presidents and restore all Powers, all Spending and all Income and Employer taxes back as are "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". It is called "The (Peaceful) PATRIOT WAY".
Or, in the alternative, you can vote for the next THREE AMIGOS and DEATH.
Unless you want to be robbed EVEN MORE of your LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY, and be MURDERED even more, you may want to share this everywhere.
Tim Brown, [8/27/2022 8:00 AM]
[Forwarded from Tim Brown]
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Capt. Karl Koenigs, [8/27/2022 11:39 AM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES] First, if you took any of the Jabs, I am truly sorry from the bottom of my heart, but you are out of this discussion.
Second, You have to see this video for edification:
Third, if you never took any Jabs, you have to go to a Blood Draw and Microscopy Analysis Clinic, none exist yet, where professionals will analyze your blood under electron microscopes to positively determine if you are a "Pureblood" or not.
Once you have been certified as a "Pureblood", we are looking for young Purebloods of say 35 and under, we have plans to protect, AND DEFEND, all Jeffersonian Constitutionalist Patriots and Christians of God, so that they can rebuild/repopulate America. Our group will not work with any Liberals, Socialists, Communists, nor Conservatives who only want to vote for Republicans and Republican Presidents, which is by Insurrection and Capital Felony TREASON against our "republican form of government" and Tenth Amendment Law and Order, where all Powers, all Spending, all Income and Employer taxes, IF ANY, are all "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people".
Our Politicians changed our "republic of OUR SUPREME LAWS on THEM" to the most heinous form of government ever devised by the fallen nature of man, A DEMOCRACY of MOB VOTE BUYING RULE, which resulted in BOTH PARTIES, in gross BI-partisanship and ALL Presidents since 1913, incestuously fornicating in pure unadulterated unmitigated INSURRECTION and Capital Felony TREASON, against our "AMERICAN form of government (" to 'conceive'/birth THEIR massive Deep State demon spawn of FEDcoat Executive branch alphabet soup of Agencies and Bureaus that are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED by Constitutional LAW from even existing in the first place.
For ALL POWERS, ALL SPENDING, all Income and Employer taxes NOT delegated to our Federally elected and appointed enemies of our form of government, are "reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". Under our "republican form of government", since Republicans, Democrats and Presidents are OUTLAWED from Voting ON Anything, Passing, nor Spending any money on anything, whatsoever, not delegated to them in The Constitution, everything you earn, by Law, is yours to keep, but for any amount the people of your FREE, INDEPENDENT and SOVEREIGN NATION/State decide to let them have for services, that are outlawed from the U.S. Government to provide.
SO CLAY CLARK, (Call me) who is going to start building Blood Draw and Microscopy Clinics so that the Pureblood Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots, who are fervently opposed to any DEMOCRACY, who STAND FOR our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government" and help to ACTIVELY enforce STRICT Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER upon our Federally elected enemies of the Republic, who are God fearing Christians, can survive Shedding Transmission, to repopulate America? I advise we start building these clinics ASAP so that any young Jeffersonian Christians left can survive the mass Shedding Transmission and we can facilitate their survival, defend and protect them from ALL harms, away from all of the VAXXED.
Capt. Karl Koenigs, [8/27/2022 11:34 PM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES]
That is nothing compared to the U.S. Government, REPUBLICAN, DemoCRAP and Presidential 87,000 man IRS Auditor Army, FULLY AUTHORIZED To SHOOT TO KILL. Coming to every home near YOU!
CAN YOU IMAGINE, how those IRS Jackboots are going to treat EVERY AMERICAN, when The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law, who OPERATE UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution; "To execute the Laws of the Union, SUPPRESS (Republican, Democrat, President and Public SERVANT) INSURRECTIONS (and Capital Felony TREASON against the "supreme Laws of the Land" that We The People "ordained and established" upon all of our elected and appointed enemies of the first current law in U.S. Code, aka The Declaration Of Independence and it two dovetail documents, aka The Constitution and The Bill Of Rights, are robbed of their GOD ENDOWED Individual unalienable Right to Keep and Bare Arms against ALL enemies thereof, BOTH Republican and Democrat?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE REPUBLICANS and Democraps IRS Auditor ARMY, WITH THE AUTHORIZED POWER and ORDERS To SHOOT TO KILL are GOING TO DO TO YOU and your family, your LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY, if the AMFF are stripped from their weapons to conduct their RESPONSIBILITY and DUTY, to "Execute The Laws of the Union, ..." to protect and defend the LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY of our fellow Countrymen from ALL ENEMIES of our "republican form of government", BOTH Republicans and DemoCraps, which is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of A DEMOCRACY of MOB VOTE BUYING RULE?
MUSTER YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD AMFF UNIT and TRAIN TOGETHER OFTEN, so you can perform your Constitutional DUTIES to LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and enforce the Rule Of our Laws that WE THE PEOPLE "ordained and established" upon them IN PURSUANCE of our God "ordained" authority as HIS Rulers, Leaders and Higher Powers subsequent TO OUR LAWS upon Republicans, Democrats and Presidents IN PURSUANCE of the Preamble of The Constitution by our ordained authority under Romans 13:1-5 KJV.
WHY ELSE, DO YOU THINK that God Himself endowed The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, with "the sword" of The Second Amendment Law? And, why else do you think that subsequent to 10 U.S. Code 246 the AMFF is currently stationed IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU?
WAKE UP, SMELL THE COFFEE, Muster your own neighborhood AMFF Unit and Train together, before you find the IRS Auditor Army going door to door in your neighborhood with orders to "SHOOT TO KILL".
TIME, without doubt, IS OF THE ESSENCE! Because The Republican, Democrat and Presidential IRS, DOJ, FBI, DHS, NSA, ATF, NIH, NIAID, HHS, EHA, FDA, CDC and the ONE who INVENTED Red Flag Laws, Donald Trump, Jackbooted FEDcoats and his and conscripted, BROWNcoats, and BLUEcoats ARE COMING to rob us of our LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY ( and Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government" which protects us FROM A DEMOCRACY of MOB VOTE BUYING RULE.
( 13:1-5
King James Version:
13 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers (Who are all listed in the first three words (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_preamble.html) of "the supreme law of the land (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A6.html)", that WE THE PEOPLE "ordained and established" upon all Presidents of the United States of America, upon all Republicans and Democrats, upon all Judges, DAs and Attorney Generals, and upon all of their FEDcoat, BROWNcoat and BLUEcoat jackbooted henchmen and Constitutionally contemptuous tyrants who always state; "We are only doing our job" when violating their OATH) . For there is no power but of God: the powers that be (who "ordained and established the supreme laws of the land (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A6.html)" to "secure the Blessings of LIBERTY TO OURSELVES and OUR Posterity (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_preamble.html)") are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Capt. Karl Koenigs, [8/27/2022 11:34 PM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES]
CONTINUED:
3 For rulers (listed in the first three words -- See Preamble (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_preamble.html) - of "The Laws of the Union" - ARTICLE I Section 8 (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A1Sec8.html) clause 15; "Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, ..." upon ALL enemies, Both Republican and Democrat) are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject (To our "republican form of government (", The Constitution and The Bill Of Rights), not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Foggy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:07 pm
I reckon the Armada isn't doing so well, huh?
Wot, you haven't seen the invisible ships, there are hundreds of them?
There they are, blown by the winds of freedom, crewed by pureblood Aryans hewn from the wood of the Tree of Liberty, fortified by virtue, trained to supreme competence by the greatest military kommanduh, Kraptain Karl "Scheißegehirn" von Koenigs, a scion of the master race. If you listen carefully to the wind, can you not hear the strains of these heroes singing Wenn alle untreu werden?
Or maybe the Armada got stuck in the plughole of Karl's bathtub. Or up his ass. Where he did his thinking.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:27 pm
by Volkonski
Capt. Karl should listen to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
by northland10
Volkonski wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:27 pm
Capt. Karl should listen to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
November and their gales are just around the corner. When I first moved up to Northwest Lower Michigan, to a town on Lake Michigan, when November rolled around I began to understand why the Edmund Fitzgerald went down.
LOL - it wasn't me that reported him. I scrolled through it when it was up. Looks like account was created a couple of weeks ago or so. The content was the normal boring Karl content.
Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:09 pm
by scirreeve
Pic of drunk Karl having breakfast this morning. He is wearing some special clothes. Vin E. the Poot had breakfast with him. Hi Vinny - I know you lurk here sometimes.
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Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:45 pm
by pipistrelle
An unappetizing breakfast consumed while in clown clothes is worth documenting for history.
Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:02 pm
by Foggy
Whoa, that looks delicious! Breakfast of Chumpions!
Let's see ... we have twice refried and boiled lettuce patties on the right, that looks scrumptious.
And on the left, that seems to be reconstituted toilet paper, with a yummy paste, probably a children's flour-based paste, like I used to put in little Suzie's hair, back in kindergarten.
But I don't want to guess what the mystery meat at the bottom is.
Something has obviously gone horribly wrong.
breakfast_of_chumpions.jpg
Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:13 pm
by northland10
How quaint. He brings his own camping utensil set for eating in the house. Should have brought his mess kit as well instead of the fro-fro paper plate.
Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:16 pm
by Foggy
Something in the food seems to be dissolving the fork.
Wait?!?! No! Kapitano Karl is a Man Of Action!!
Sam! 
