Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Sam the Centipede wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 11:45 am ... jacking off their mainbraces ...


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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Nothing new on the Captain since mid-May? Did he finally suffocate under his mountain of BS?


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djpalmer71 wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:59 am Nothing new on the Captain since mid-May? Did he finally suffocate under his mountain of BS?
Check out his LinkedIn. (Nothing new, but interesting.)

https://www.linkedin.com/in/karl-koenigs-32379b17


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requires login. Screenshot?


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RTH10260 wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:15 pm requires login. Screenshot?
All I could fit. Hard working was in there.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Maybe he's actually gone to sea?


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PaulG wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:48 pm Maybe he's actually gone to sea?
He's always been a bit adrift.


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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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He's doing exactly what he said he would do - he's waiting offshore with his vast armada, lurking until the vaxterminaion kills 90% of all Americans and the cities are empty (but smelly, until the bugs eat our dead bodies). Soon as that happens, BOOM! He'll be right back on social media. :batting:


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So his work references are an administrative assistant at a health center, and a "webmaster." Jobs which have nothing do with anything Karl did in his professional life. Not even a testimonial from an attendee of his "patriot seminars." It's all a wee bit suspect, especially for a man in his 60s.


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TheNewSaint wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:30 pm So his work references are an administrative assistant at a health center, and a "webmaster." Jobs which have nothing do with anything Karl did in his professional life. Not even a testimonial from an attendee of his "patriot seminars." It's all a wee bit suspect, especially for a man in his 60s.
Two more.
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The one I cut off for space was with “Alchemical Ventures.”


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My great grandfather was a Digital Transformation Executive and Solution Creator.

Not much of a people leader, though. :nope:


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Have been posting #FatRambo updates on Twitter & even some about the Gassy Burro. Here's a link to all #FatRambo posts: https://twitter.com/search?lang=en&q=%2 ... yped_query
OrlyLicious 🇺🇸 @Orly_licious Jul 14
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⚓️#SovCit #COVIDIOT Karl Koenigs 7/13: COVID Vaxxed die "within 2 years" but #FatRambo's AMFF Armada will be safe & get trillions. BUT "If you refuse to serve in OPERATION: EXECUTE & RESTORE you shall either WALK THE PLANK or be shot dead. TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! IT IS REAL!"🏴‍☠️🦜

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#FatRambo 7/13: "3. The MINUTE any of our precious "pureblood" Passengers and/or Crew aboard ANY VESSEL of the AMFF Armada suspect you are VAXX INFECTED, The Captain of your Vessel, &/or Admiral shall ORDER YOU TO WALK THE PLANK, and you will be left at Sea for Shark Bait." ⚓️🏴‍☠️
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🍺 Other than #FatRambo @kkoenigs1776 "pleasuring himself" posting his same dopey, drunken fantasies on #AMFFArmada Telegram, the only action there is spam which he doesn't even delete. @CapitalismHQ called Karl P. Koenigs "The Laziest Poot Alive". True! https://t.me/SaveFamiliesFromDNATransformation
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6/29: #FatRambo has a deal for YOU! 😂 "If you need to requisition a Sailboat for the AMFF ARMADA MISSION, procure at an insane price, used & donated to Nautical Donations Inc. VERY capable Shipyard to do the work. Personally call Capt Jay Williams & tell him Capt. Karl sent ya."
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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:55 pm The one I cut off for space was with “Alchemical Ventures.”
Thanks for the followup. My question is, why does a man with no job and no desire to get one need career references in the first place?


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Kaptain Karl wrote: The ARMADA will not authorize anyone VAXXED to infect or precious "pureblood" Passengers or CREW.
Or anyone non-Aryan.


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TheNewSaint wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:39 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:55 pm The one I cut off for space was with “Alchemical Ventures.”
Thanks for the followup. My question is, why does a man with no job and no desire to get one need career references in the first place?
They’re from more than ten years ago. Notice a couple are as cray-cray as him.


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First of all, if he is worried about air and skin touch from VAXed folks, seems like the best solution is masking and self-distancing.

As for all his recommendations from 2011, it appears they were folks involved in the Tea Party movement when he had his own Tea Party group that actually had some connections with real politicians and some press. He has most definitely fallen.

Some of his recommenders in particular:

1. There is Dave Westlake, the Digital Transformation Executive, Solution Creator, and People Leader who has trouble finding people to lead. He lost to dim bulb Ron Johnson in 2010 with 60K votes to Ron's 500K.

His second attempt for office:
Assembly candidate defends bankruptcy, home foreclosure

Voters overwhelmingly rejected businessman Dave Westlake in his 2010 bid to become the GOP nominee for the U.S. Senate, opting for Ron Johnson instead.

Now Westlake is back, running for a much smaller office but with substantially more baggage.

Since 2010, Westlake has filed for bankruptcy, had his home foreclosed on and seen his printing business go under.

HIs bankruptcy filing showed Westlake had more than $600,000 in debts but less than $25,000 in assets in 2011. His debts were discharged without Westlake having to pay back most of his creditors.

Westlake is one of four GOP candidates vying in a special primary election Tuesday to represent the 99th Assembly District in conservative Waukesha County. No Democrat is on the ballot.
https://archive.jsonline.com/newswatch/323310241.html
He improved his numbers on this one but still lost.
Cindi Duchow 40.2% 1,341
Dave Westlake 33% 1,101
2. James M.M., the webmaster is probably Jim Murphy, who, after leaving the Army as an E-5 Seargent serving from 68-73 (electronics specialist), has a large gap from there until the late 80s when he did various media-style stuff.

He managed to become a county supervisor recently but lost his reelection bid this spring. Some folks were not happy with him as a supervisor.
Brown County Supervisor Is a Far-Right Conspiracist

Jim Murphy has spread conspiracy theories, Islamophobia, and other extreme rhetoric online during his time in local government. Now, the spotlight on his rhetoric might be his undoing.

Jim Murphy officially represents portions of Green Bay-area villages Allouez and Bellevue as a nonpartisan Brown County Board supervisor. But online, his behavior is anything but nonpartisan, as he spends his time spreading extreme right-wing misinformation and conspiracies.

As a county supervisor, Murphy, a 73-year-old military veteran, is tasked with crafting local ordinances and budgets, and deliberating over county-level concerns. Yet his online behavior has drawn the most attention in recent months, as he has come under fire for fortifying conspiracy theories such as that the COVID-19 pandemic is a hoax, and that former President Donald Trump lost the 2020 election due to widespread fraud.
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What wonderful support.

For Karl's background, until 2000, he worked for the companies his dad owned. I noticed there is a beak between when he left Precision Metals (around the same time his father died) and started his own Eagle River Rock company which served around 8 years until dying in bankruptcy. He has not held a steady job since.


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The people leader appears to be unemployed. Not that that doesn't happen to the best of us but usually I tone it down a tad when I'm not doing that well.

Nicely done, btw. (I love quoting Picard.)


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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:53 pm Two more.
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Within 2 days of each other?
This is the job feedback equivalent of Ebay: Received within time specified. Was as described.


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I looked up The Coffee Joke Book and found this.
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northland10 wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:36 pm He [Karl] has not held a steady job since.
:o wot?!?! You don't call being Kraptain Kommander of the Amurika Marshmallow Freedumb Fantasy a "steady job"? Not only is our brave leader organizing the several battalion tactical groups on land for their daily duties in restoring the Republik, but as High Admiral of the AMFF Armada he is responsible for provisionsing the vessels, developing the sailing plan, ordering additional timber for planks (for walking), converting the OpVec for maritime operations, plus – yes, plus — disseminating virological, immunological and epidemiological advice both to his followers and to an unappreciative world.

Soldiers, sailor, leader, freedom fighter, health guru, automotive designer, I mean, wotta guy, eh?


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He certainly seems excited about the possibility of making someone "walk the plank" just like he saw in a movie about pirates one time when he was little.

That's not really a healthy fantasy, IMHO. :shrug:

'Course, vaxterminaion of 90% of Americans isn't very healthy either. :yawn:


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Either Evolution is a Fairytale, or the Existence of God is.
I know this is Karl's thread, but that is some world-class stupid.


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TheNewSaint wrote: Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:18 pm
Either Evolution is a Fairytale, or the Existence of God is.
I know this is Karl's thread, but that is some world-class stupid.
It is one of Karl's references, which could be why he's perpetually unemployed.


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I found another warrant for Karl. I remember when he got pulled over in Utah and Wisconsin said no we don't want him back. Hadn't checked for a warrant in Utah before. This makes 6 that I know about (there are probably more). 3 in Wisconsin, 1 each in Nevada, Florida, and now Utah. Utah warrant is for traveling of course.
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