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Nice find Scir, thanks!

IDK, #FatRambo is posting and posting on Telegram. Including it in case it means something to Malhour fans. He has thoughts on Fauci, Kyle Rittenhouse (whom he claims is an AMFF member), financial collapse and the Battle of Bunkerville, but shockingly nothing about his Nov 8 HUGE RALLY or his arrest.

And: "If Patriots want to find me, even just to say hi, discuss strategies or current events, for the duration, I will often be deep in the bunker of my nondescript office, in the basement of the South Dakota State Capitol."

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Azastan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:10 pm
scirreeve wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 pm Time for Karl to run away from South Dakota - he is due in court on Nov. 29.
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Is anyone else wondering exactly what Kap'n Krunch Karl did to merit getting pulled over in order for a law enforcement officer would arrest him for a REVOKED (not suspended) License?
The possibilities:

1. Bored SD cop who ran the plate on that really ugly vehicle that just went by.
2. Bored SD cop who noticed Karl can't seem to remember to use commie features like turn signals, breaking for a stop, or going a bit over the speed limit (don't know if they bothered with the minor stuff since he was revoked DL).
3. Annoyed somebody in South Dakota and they promptly mentioned it to their local bored cop (his Florida jail tour was because he annoyed others who promptly reported him).
4. Got pissy at a casino or on a res and the tribal police passed the info on to another no tribal law enforcement.
5. Annoyed LEOs in Pierre so they ran the plates or his ID and realized he was driving around with a revoked license.
6. Annoyed a biker who decided his ass was not worth kicking so they reported him to the police.

So, in short, he found a bored cop or he annoyed somebody.

What county is the case in?
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northland10 wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:27 pm
Azastan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:10 pm
scirreeve wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 pm Time for Karl to run away from South Dakota - he is due in court on Nov. 29.
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Is anyone else wondering exactly what Kap'n Krunch Karl did to merit getting pulled over in order for a law enforcement officer would arrest him for a REVOKED (not suspended) License?
The possibilities:

1. Bored SD cop who ran the plate on that really ugly vehicle that just went by.
2. Bored SD cop who noticed Karl can't seem to remember to use commie features like turn signals, breaking for a stop, or going a bit over the speed limit (don't know if they bothered with the minor stuff since he was revoked DL).
3. Annoyed somebody in South Dakota and they promptly mentioned it to their local bored cop (his Florida jail tour was because he annoyed others who promptly reported him).
4. Got pissy at a casino or on a res and the tribal police passed the info on to another no tribal law enforcement.
5. Annoyed LEOs in Pierre so they ran the plates or his ID and realized he was driving around with a revoked license.
6. Annoyed a biker who decided his ass was not worth kicking so they reported him to the police.

So, in short, he found a bored cop or he annoyed somebody.

What county is the case in?
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orlylicious wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:09 pm Nice find Scir, thanks
Normal Karl blah blah blah - links to a Royston the polygamist video. I had to know Karl's birth date to find that. Sadly, I know his birth date. Can't see the docket without paying $ - can only see the calendar. Access to SD court records sucks.
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northland10 wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:27 pm
Azastan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:10 pm
scirreeve wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 pm Time for Karl to run away from South Dakota - he is due in court on Nov. 29.
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Is anyone else wondering exactly what Kap'n Krunch Karl did to merit getting pulled over in order for a law enforcement officer would arrest him for a REVOKED (not suspended) License?
The possibilities:

1. Bored SD cop who ran the plate on that really ugly vehicle that just went by.
2. Bored SD cop who noticed Karl can't seem to remember to use commie features like turn signals, breaking for a stop, or going a bit over the speed limit (don't know if they bothered with the minor stuff since he was revoked DL).
3. Annoyed somebody in South Dakota and they promptly mentioned it to their local bored cop (his Florida jail tour was because he annoyed others who promptly reported him).
4. Got pissy at a casino or on a res and the tribal police passed the info on to another no tribal law enforcement.
5. Annoyed LEOs in Pierre so they ran the plates or his ID and realized he was driving around with a revoked license.
6. Annoyed a biker who decided his ass was not worth kicking so they reported him to the police.

So, in short, he found a bored cop or he annoyed somebody.

What county is the case in?
I've driven many miles in SD and I see many SD license plates in my area. These driving actions you speak of are SOP in the glorious State of Noem. BTW, speed limits are less enforced in SD than in Montana.
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zekeb wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:03 pm
northland10 wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:27 pm
Azastan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:10 pm

Is anyone else wondering exactly what Kap'n Krunch Karl did to merit getting pulled over in order for a law enforcement officer would arrest him for a REVOKED (not suspended) License?
The possibilities:

1. Bored SD cop who ran the plate on that really ugly vehicle that just went by.
2. Bored SD cop who noticed Karl can't seem to remember to use commie features like turn signals, breaking for a stop, or going a bit over the speed limit (don't know if they bothered with the minor stuff since he was revoked DL).
3. Annoyed somebody in South Dakota and they promptly mentioned it to their local bored cop (his Florida jail tour was because he annoyed others who promptly reported him).
4. Got pissy at a casino or on a res and the tribal police passed the info on to another no tribal law enforcement.
5. Annoyed LEOs in Pierre so they ran the plates or his ID and realized he was driving around with a revoked license.
6. Annoyed a biker who decided his ass was not worth kicking so they reported him to the police.

So, in short, he found a bored cop or he annoyed somebody.

What county is the case in?
I've driven many miles in SD and I see many SD license plates in my area. These driving actions you speak of are SOP in the glorious State of Noem. BTW, speed limits are less enforced in SD than in Montana.
yabbut, his wouldn't be a SD license plate, so fair game.
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:lol: that made me happy.
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scirreeve wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:51 pm
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Karl's "plan" is to travel the OpVec to NV and live there. Presumably to avoid court in SD. Of course he has an arrest warrant outstanding in NV so don't know how good of a plan that is (actually I know - it is stupid).
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scirreeve wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:37 pm Karl's "plan" is to travel the OpVec to NV and live there. Presumably to avoid court in SD. Of course he has an arrest warrant outstanding in NV so don't know how good of a plan that is (actually I know - it is stupid).
Well, crap. I was hoping he would stay far away from NV, but he luvs brand and the bundys so much he won't never quit them. But then again, he rarely follows through with his plans so we shall see. Maybe he can help Bubbles with her campaign for guberner. :lol:
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poplove wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:14 am
scirreeve wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:37 pm Karl's "plan" is to travel the OpVec to NV and live there. Presumably to avoid court in SD. Of course he has an arrest warrant outstanding in NV so don't know how good of a plan that is (actually I know - it is stupid).
Well, crap. I was hoping he would stay far away from NV, but he luvs brand and the bundys so much he won't never quit them. But then again, he rarely follows through with his plans so we shall see. Maybe he can help Bubbles with her campaign for guberner. :lol:
He is gonna live in Alamo (supposedly). You are kinda safe cuz - it is a bit far from you.
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:35 am
poplove wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:14 am
scirreeve wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:37 pm Karl's "plan" is to travel the OpVec to NV and live there. Presumably to avoid court in SD. Of course he has an arrest warrant outstanding in NV so don't know how good of a plan that is (actually I know - it is stupid).
Well, crap. I was hoping he would stay far away from NV, but he luvs brand and the bundys so much he won't never quit them. But then again, he rarely follows through with his plans so we shall see. Maybe he can help Bubbles with her campaign for guberner. :lol:
He is gonna live in Alamo (supposedly). You are kinda safe cuz - it is a bit far from you.
Yeah, that's good place for him. Until he wears out his welcome there.
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Does this mean he won't be meeting with the guv and making the Dakotas a 9th and 10th amendment paradise for patriots?
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Agree Sam. Shockingly, #FatRambo doesn't discuss any of this on his Telegram. Would have expected a command for AMFF troops to swarm SD and bring the government under control. And definitely Northland, why hasn't Karl contacted Kristi Noem and her staff immediately since they are so close and get that fixed already? With the mighty AMFF, the SD government would have folded like a house of cards. Instead, Karl just keeps throwing up the same failed talking points that has reduced his channel to 222 subscribers, and only about a pitiful 15-20 views on most posts. Karl has a lot to say about Kyle; posted most of that brilliance in Kyle's topic.

One thing Karl says that we can get behind: "CONSERVATIVES ARE and HAVE BEEN THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION!!!" and "YOU KNOW the Republicans are the PROBLEM when the BASTARDS say they want; "A smaller more limited Government" in ABSOLUTE INSURRECTIONIST TREASONOUS words against our "republican form of government" and Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER. That is why I think that when our Armada returns from the Sea they should likely be the first order of business, So that we can restore TENTH Amendment LAW and ORDER upon all Republicans and Democrats and Presidents, ASAP."

Aha! So that's where the mighty AMFF has been -- they're at sea in an AMFF Armada! And no wonder the Utah and SD assemblies have been dismal failures -- the AMFF hasn't been on land. That answers so many questions. :smoking:

Why didn't FatRambo call Foggy to help him out? Foggy would have been on a plane toot sweet, straightened it all out, and been home for supper with Wifehorm. He's a superhero that way. Foggy, Karl's phone number is public on his Telegram group... since he's the Laziest Poot Alive, if you want Karl's number it's easy to post it so you can give him one ringy dingy, two ringy dingys, etc.

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By the way, fu*k you Karl, get Russell Means'' name out of your dirty drunken mouth. I knew Russell, he is not your spirit animal. He would have kicked your ass and had you arrested in a heartbeat.
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Gosh, the Kraptain needs his diaper changed!

I didn't know about the AMFF maritime forces, that mighty armada patroling the high seas, looking for the Pirates of the Caribbean to save the Federal Reserve Bank (did I understand that correctly?). Of course the Kraptain doesn't need a boat, he walks on water. And he can't drown because the water does not have a delegated power to drown him under the Konstitusion.

The li'l darling probably needs an intervention, but it seems almost nobody cares about him. There he is, the leader of a mighty militia, the like of which has not been seen (literally!), but the militia members — if there are any now — ignore him. He is the most cogent of constitutional scholars, but the lawyers and courts ignore him. He is a fighter for freedom from tyranny but begs for help to get his vehicle out of the car pound. he is a political campaigner, but legislators and voters ignore him. A legend in his own mind, and nowhere else.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:43 am Gosh, the Kraptain needs his diaper changed!
How could you tell where the shit ends and Karl begins?
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:35 amHe is gonna live in Alamo (supposedly). You are kinda safe cuz - it is a bit far from you.
I looked up Alamo. It looks like a no-stoplight wide spot in the road. But it is the gateway to Rachel, Nevada and the "Alien Highway," which is east of Area 51, and which is allegedly the site of all sorts of UFO sightings.

Wasn't there a "freedom camp" up that way that one of the poots founded to declare independence from all those mean ol' zoning laws? I don't remember which poot or what the grand vision was, but I think that a bunch of the Bundyites camped out there until it collapsed into endless squabbles.
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johnpcapitalist wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:00 pm
scirreeve wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:35 amHe is gonna live in Alamo (supposedly). You are kinda safe cuz - it is a bit far from you.
I looked up Alamo. It looks like a no-stoplight wide spot in the road. But it is the gateway to Rachel, Nevada and the "Alien Highway," which is east of Area 51, and which is allegedly the site of all sorts of UFO sightings.

Wasn't there a "freedom camp" up that way that one of the poots founded to declare independence from all those mean ol' zoning laws? I don't remember which poot or what the grand vision was, but I think that a bunch of the Bundyites camped out there until it collapsed into endless squabbles.
I believe that camp was in northern NV. Scir knows more about it.
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poplove wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:16 pm
johnpcapitalist wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:00 pm
scirreeve wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:35 amHe is gonna live in Alamo (supposedly). You are kinda safe cuz - it is a bit far from you.
I looked up Alamo. It looks like a no-stoplight wide spot in the road. But it is the gateway to Rachel, Nevada and the "Alien Highway," which is east of Area 51, and which is allegedly the site of all sorts of UFO sightings.

Wasn't there a "freedom camp" up that way that one of the poots founded to declare independence from all those mean ol' zoning laws? I don't remember which poot or what the grand vision was, but I think that a bunch of the Bundyites camped out there until it collapsed into endless squabbles.
I believe that camp was in northern NV. Scir knows more about it.
Yeah - that was in Pershing County - way farther north.
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Not the group up in Black Rock City? I thought that gathering was more artist and other off-grid types, not poots. Karl would not last long with either type of group as he would be constantly be going on about his AMFF and other crap.
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northland10 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:13 pm Not the group up in Black Rock City? I thought that gathering was more artist and other off-grid types, not poots. Karl would not last long with either type of group as he would be constantly be going on about his AMFF and other crap.
Reference is to Trent Goodbaudy's sovcit community I think. There were a couple of Bundy adjacent sovcits there. It was somewhere around Imlay.
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Very not important update. Brand did not fly to SD. Karl found some idiot in SD to help him release the OpVec instead. Brand went duck hunting today in NV but didn't shoot any ducks.
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scirreeve wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:48 pm Very not important update. Brand did not fly to SD. Karl found some idiot in SD to help him release the OpVec instead. Brand went duck hunting today in NV but didn't shoot any ducks.
A local person? I’m impressed he has buds in every state.
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