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Hey Scir! #FatRambo is deserting Ammo! Telegram:
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [21.10.21 18:10]
I am afraid it is true that Ammon Bundy has no interest in protecting our World unique American Culture. Indeed he rejects that America has any Culture now, or any Right to our own Culture at all. But he agrees to, and will STAND UP for, any and all FOREIGN Cultures to takeover our neighborhoods, schools, towns, cities and whole regions. Indeed he supports and will fight for all Foreign ILLEGAL Aliens have the Right to form their own Country and Culture inside of and takeover our neighborhoods, our schools, our language, our towns, cities and States. In fact, he very much supports other Countries and Cultures taking over America utterly without any borders or resistance of any kind, not even to protect our World unique Culture, traditions and ways at all. He certainly does not support Moses and the Israelite Culture whom God wanted to keep pure, when he brought them out of Egypt.

Ammon is completely against Immigrants assimilating into our unique American Culture, if they don't "feel like it" and vehemently against our Constitutional Naturalization Law that requires a 5 - 7 year PROBATIONARY PERIOD of classes on top of classes for all LEGAL Immigrants to learn our American ways, language, how we think, act, talk, walk, our Holidays, our values and principles, our Constitution, and E Pluribus Unum, from many Countries and Cultures into ONE AMERICAN Culture. It is as if he wants Culture Wars and Race Riots by the Foreign ILLEGAL Alien Invaders.

Just ask him. Don't take it from me. I've had hours of conversations with him regarding this subject matter. And, I do not have any reason to think he repented. But everyone can, by the grace of God, repent. Maybe he has. But I would ask him, BEFORE you vote. Or, Idaho might turn into another Country by Invasion, from the inside.

I wish I didn't have to tell you this. But if something bad, like Race Riots and Culture Wars result, I feel it would be my fault and the one to blame. My conscience would bother me forever if that happened. I felt I had no choice but to let the people of Idaho, know of these things BEFORE they vote.

- Capt. Karl
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ETA! Instant reply from Ammon! :lol:

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In my #KeepIdahoIdaho plan, we won’t need any border wall. My vision for Greater Idaho includes adverse possession of the grazable portions of the northern Mexico states of Sonora and Chihuahua, for my father to graze his cattle on.
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Karl P. Koenigs on Telegram said, "Ammon is completely against Immigrants assimilating into our unique American Culture" & "I've had hours of conversations with him regarding this." "Ask him BEFORE you vote. Or, Idaho might turn into another Country by Invasion." Is Karl wrong?

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Just to be clear, you do realize that's a parody account, not the real Ammo, right?
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:lol: Damn, no, I don't follow these folks. What's his real account? Does he have one? Are there other Bundys to copy? When looking at that timeline, he was writing to the Lt Gov and others. Still funny but ty Estiveo :P
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This is his campaign account:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealABundy

He has a personal account too, also, but hasn't used it since 2019.
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Thank you! :bighug: Just want to be sure Ammon sees what his dear friend #FatRambo is saying, it's only right.









Checking if #FatRambo has heard from Ammo yet. The force and power of Karl and the AMFF should set Ammo straight as Karl would say "right quick"!






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If Ammo and Bubbies become governors, I’m checking out.
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orlylicious wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:16 pm Hey Scir! #FatRambo is deserting Ammo! Telegram:
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [21.10.21 18:10]
I am afraid it is true that Ammon Bundy has no interest in protecting our World unique American Culture. Indeed he rejects that America has any Culture now, or any Right to our own Culture at all. But he agrees to, and will STAND UP for, any and all FOREIGN Cultures to takeover our neighborhoods, schools, towns, cities and whole regions. Indeed he supports and will fight for all Foreign ILLEGAL Aliens have the Right to form their own Country and Culture inside of and takeover our neighborhoods, our schools, our language, our towns, cities and States. In fact, he very much supports other Countries and Cultures taking over America utterly without any borders or resistance of any kind, not even to protect our World unique Culture, traditions and ways at all. He certainly does not support Moses and the Israelite Culture whom God wanted to keep pure, when he brought them out of Egypt.

Ammon is completely against Immigrants assimilating into our unique American Culture, if they don't "feel like it" and vehemently against our Constitutional Naturalization Law that requires a 5 - 7 year PROBATIONARY PERIOD of classes on top of classes for all LEGAL Immigrants to learn our American ways, language, how we think, act, talk, walk, our Holidays, our values and principles, our Constitution, and E Pluribus Unum, from many Countries and Cultures into ONE AMERICAN Culture. It is as if he wants Culture Wars and Race Riots by the Foreign ILLEGAL Alien Invaders.

Just ask him. Don't take it from me. I've had hours of conversations with him regarding this subject matter. And, I do not have any reason to think he repented. But everyone can, by the grace of God, repent. Maybe he has. But I would ask him, BEFORE you vote. Or, Idaho might turn into another Country by Invasion, from the inside.

I wish I didn't have to tell you this. But if something bad, like Race Riots and Culture Wars result, I feel it would be my fault and the one to blame. My conscience would bother me forever if that happened. I felt I had no choice but to let the people of Idaho, know of these things BEFORE they vote.

- Capt. Karl
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I know some things about that poot fight. Got a DM about it - didn't see his Telegram though so thanks. I know way more about it but won't post cuz I got it confidentially.
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Rusty the Squirrel is rightfully pissed off.


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Karl's showing off his true love of freedom again, as long as it is his White unique American Culture.
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#FatRambo is still angry at Ammon.




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I think Cap'n Krunch is lonely. He's undoubtedly hoping that someone, anyone, will answer him and make him feel that he's done something worthwhile with his life.
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Let me make sure I understand this correctly:

1. Idaho is being run by a tyrannical socialist government.
2. A man whose proudest achievement and primary accomplishment is an armed takeover of a government building is running for governor of Idaho.
3. Someone thinks #2 isn't going far enough.

Which shouldn't surprise me, since I live in Nebraska, and I get constant text messages from some fruitcake who's running to the right of governor Pete Ricketts. Even Trump's most loyal allies aren't "conservative" enough for some people anymore.
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I have reason to believe, he will do everything in his power as Governor to stop our Blessed ICE Officers
ICE is an Alphabet organization that is not specifically listed in the Constitution. By Karl's rule, that's unconstitutional tyranny. He tries to use the actual section on naturalization to justify it but he already said that if it is exactly in it, it does not count.

Anyway, ICE or the INS before it are federal so why does Ammon have to toss down the 9th and 10th for it?
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We really ought to confine all these True Scotsmen in one place, and let them go to war with each other.
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#FatRambo took a flight? Hard to imagine.
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [03.11.21 18:51]
Do you see the "J" on the German passport, for being a Jew? Well just like the little boy I am treated the same Whenever, I get an Airline boarding pass I get "SSSS" stamped thereon, for being a member of the AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law, who OPERATES under Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution "to execute the Laws of the Union", IN PURSUANCE of "the supreme laws of the land".

And, what are "the Laws of the Union"? They are:

1.) The Declaration Of Independence, which is THE CURRENTLY EXISTING first Law in U.S. Code 🤔😳😨😨 and its two dovetail documents:

2.) The whole Constitution and

3.) The entire Bill Of Rights

4.)

Now, let's see who are in the AMFF; See; https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246

The Airline benefits of being in the AMFF, if you are an American, is a free TOTAL BODY MASSAGE and taking apart your baggage by TSA.

LOOKS LIKE the Republican and Democrat NAZIS of the 3rd Reich are in charge of the TSA an
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Staphylococcal Scalded Skin Syndrome isn't pleasant!

Srsly, RWNJs such as Kraptain Karl have trouble with the notion of "actions have consequences". Or, in its crunchier formulation, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Karl rants about government agencies, boasts about his imaginary victory over FBI snipers at Malheur, claims high skills in armed and unarmed combat, and leads an imaginary militia. But he somehow believes that authorities should not regard him as a candidate for additional security screening. Perhaps he's lost his touch: he could shout that this special attention shows how the evil government is scared of the AMFF and its Dear Leader?

Pity the poor person seated next to Karl on a flight, definitely a situation forward conversation-canceling headphones!
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orlylicious wrote: Sat Nov 06, 2021 3:13 am #FatRambo took a flight? Hard to imagine.
My guess is that he didn't take a flight recently but he is drunk remembering when he flew from Vegas to Appleton to go hunting with his son. He was arrested on his way out of the airport IIRC.
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That's an excellent guess, Scir. It's eerie how you can get into the PootMind™ and divine their thinking. It's like a Vulcan mind meld! :P

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See GODZILLA and meet Capt. Karl of The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment LAW on Monday the 8th of November at the SD State Capitol at the HUMONGOUS DEMONSTRATION against Vaxtermination Mandates and for STATE NULLIFICATION of all Republican, Democrat, President and Deep State INSURRECTIONS against Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER, to stop the US Dollar from TOTAL COLLAPSE...

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Kap'n Karl Krunch must be getting soft in his doterage, or this isn't recent. I can't imagine him submitting to wearing a mask just to get on a plane. Besides, why would he need to fly somewhere? He has the fully self-contained Behemoth, which would also allow him to cart around all his gunz without the need for the TSA to go through his luggage.
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ETA:

Since this event is TOMORROW, sadly, #FatRambo might not have given enough notice to Foggy and Scir to get there. That sucks because we know if there's one thing Foggy and Scir love even more than POOTS it's GODZILLA.

But, Karl since it will be a HUMUNGOUS DEMONSTRATION, all the news media will be there. Maybe it'll be live network covered. If you see Fox News or CNN running it live, please post here right away!

How many thousands of people do we think Karl P. Koenigs will have at the event? He's talked about it cryptically on Telegram, "the eighth of November" but only this last post makes it clear. HUMUNGOUS sounds massive, maybe over 10 thousand? Are we talking Madisonville here? :smoking:
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orlylicious wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 11:25 am ETA:

Since this event is TOMORROW, sadly, #FatRambo might not have given enough notice to Foggy and Scir to get there. That sucks because we know if there's one thing Foggy and Scir love even more than POOTS it's GODZILLA.

But, Karl since it will be a HUMUNGOUS DEMONSTRATION, all the news media will be there. Maybe it'll be live network covered. If you see Fox News or CNN running it live, please post here right away!

How many thousands of people do we think Karl P. Koenigs will have at the event? He's talked about it cryptically on Telegram, "the eighth of November" but only this last post makes it clear. HUMUNGOUS sounds massive, maybe over 10 thousand? Are we talking Madisonville here? :smoking:
LOL - he drunk posts it on Telegram - I guess he doesn't have many followers there. How will the imaginary AMFF find out about this get together? I remember when he called an AMFF get together in Utah (I posted about it on the old Fogbow). He was on his way to Denver for Doucette's sentencing - the only peeps that showed up were Karl, Vin E., and Brand (and they were riding with him in his OpVec on the way to Denver). No other imaginary members of the AMFF showed up.
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scirreeve wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 11:47 pm He was on his way to Denver for Doucette's sentencing - the only peeps that showed up were Karl, Vin E., and Brand (and they were riding with him in his OpVec on the way to Denver). No other imaginary members of the AMFF showed up.
I didn't recall that Krazy Kapt. Karl was at the sentencing of pretend judge Doucette and the rest of his band of nitwits. I'm surprised that none of the press reports of the sentencing mentioned how Karl testified as a Konstooshonal expert and lectured the judge on how the 9th and 10th amendments meant that pretend judge Doucette should be freed immediately. Guess the mighty massed forces of the imaginary AMFF struck out again.
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