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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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orlylicious wrote: Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:43 pm Karl's economic predictions sure worked out, he really spanked JPC! That'll teach him to doubt Karl. Now Karl, on New Year's Day, is ANGRY about quarters.
You'll notice I haven't posted much the last couple of days. That's because the sudden collapse of the dollar caught me by surprise and I had to sell the Gulfstream at a loss (I paid $65 million for a "green" hull six years ago and managed to get only about $3 million for it yesterday) to buy a Big Gulp Slurpee at 7-11 to celebrate the New Year yesterday. Fortunately, I had the other $1 million in cash to be able to afford the $4 million purchase price for my favorite...blue raspberry!
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Raspberry is not blue. :think: :confuzzled:
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Foggy wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:08 am
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Raspberry is not blue. :think: :confuzzled:
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it turns blue when you freeze it into Slurpee
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Gosh JohnP, you should have saved a few silver dollars and birther coins to buy a boat so you can join the Krazy Kraptain's Absurd Armada. While you bounce around on the briney, the distant wailing of millions of dying plague victims wafting to your ears on the ocean breeze, Karl will surely be happy to eddikate you on the mysteries of Eggonomicks for when you return to dry land and the overlordship of King Karl and his Imperial Elves.
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No, no, no.

If you buy a boat with dollars and then the dollar collapses, your boat sinks right away. :doh:

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Foggy's wisdom is ineluctable in its ethereal transcendence, a wondrous boon to humankind.

My, even Professor-Kommandant Karl Koenig der Verrückten could learn from these dumplings of sagacity!
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#FatRambo addresses his warrant on Telegram. Scir, is this what happened?
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/2/2022 5:48 PM]
THERE IS HYDRO-GEL AND NANITES IN ALL PCR (Q-tip) tests that our enemies of our "republican form of government" shove all the way up to our blood/brain barriers.

I have a warrant out for my arrest because I wouldn't let the jail or prison deliver Hydro-gel and a plethora of Nanites into my brain, having to do with my defense in support of our God endowed individual unalienable Right to Travel by any mode of conveyance We The People decide to use, without any costs, fees, Vehicle Registration or Driver's License pursuant to a plethora of Federal and SCOTUS decisions that support and defend that Right for all Americans.

I pleaded with the Jury to find me guilty so that I could take my case to the Court Of Appeals to obtain the publicity I needed to help restore these Rights for all my fellow Americans. Then before the Sentencing hearing I found out that the Jail was planning on shoving the PCR test up my nose. A Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriot friend and colleague of mine emailed me a very advanced magnification video showing the Hydro-gel and Nanite laden fibers on the swab.


There was no way, on this God's green Earth I was going to let them place those RFID chip builders in my brain. That is truly "Contact Tracing", the real deal, and the mark of The Beast. Nobody is going to do that to me, if I can help it. Including full out self-defense.

In this video Nurse Kate Shemirani and Simones Plaut talk about the heinously dangerous and false testing of the PCR type tests;
And then back to his usual bullsh*t.
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orlylicious wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:01 pm #FatRambo addresses his warrant on Telegram. Scir, is this what happened?
I have no idea what he is bloviating about - I know about 5 outstanding warrants for him but could be more (3 in WI, 1 in FL, and 1 in NV), His SD court date is Jan 7 so don't guess he has one there (yet).
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But doesn't Karl know that drinking a half pint of cat's urine and spraying some up his nose will degrade the nanites on the swab and connecting his testicles to mains electricity will overload and burn out the RFID chips?

Honestly, he blathers on like an know-nothing idiot!

Has Karl explained how his determination to be in a courtroom to deal with evil judges fits with his desire to evade arrest warrants? If he hadn't identified as a Great American Hero, and incredibly brave and resourceful, I would start wondering if he might be full of s%%t!
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Exactly Sam.

In the next few months. Poor JPC is going to get spanked again, he already took such a loss it was hard to get a slurpee. Feel awful for him. Hope he's betting the ranch on #FatRambo's next rock-solid prediction so he doesn't lose even more.
The fact is that over the next few months, there is going to be so much death, that nearly entire cities will become nearly devoid of human life, but for those who have refused to get Vaxterminated.
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A Plethora of Nanites is the name of my new death metal band.

We're available to play at any AMFF events. :pigsfly:
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:18 am But doesn't Karl know that drinking a half pint of cat's urine and spraying some up his nose will degrade the nanites on the swab and connecting his testicles to mains electricity will overload and burn out the RFID chips?

Honestly, he blathers on like an know-nothing idiot!

Has Karl explained how his determination to be in a courtroom to deal with evil judges fits with his desire to evade arrest warrants? If he hadn't identified as a Great American Hero, and incredibly brave and resourceful, I would start wondering if he might be full of s%%t!
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Since he was skipping out of courts long before they wanted to shove nanites up his nose, I am starting to wonder the same.
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orlylicious wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:42 am Exactly Sam.

In the next few months. Poor JPC is going to get spanked again, he already took such a loss it was hard to get a slurpee. Feel awful for him. Hope he's betting the ranch on #FatRambo's next rock-solid prediction so he doesn't lose even more.
The fact is that over the next few months, there is going to be so much death, that nearly entire cities will become nearly devoid of human life, but for those who have refused to get Vaxterminated.
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I took the vax so I could get symptom-free COVID but still pass on COVID to the vaccine/mask-free patriots and watch them die.

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud, was I.
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I don't think the Kraptain has anything to worry about, if the nanites work on brain tissue he doesn't need to worry since you have to either have one or one that wasn't/isn't already pickled in cheap alcohol or beer.
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There was no way, on this God's green Earth I was going to let them place those RFID chip builders in my brain.
Yeah Karl, I'll keep that in mind the next time you announce on Twitter what state you've moved to. :roll:
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With some slick marketing perhaps and a joint venture with Mattel, perhaps the Kraptain Karl action figure could become the Toy of the Year for Christmas 2022?

Imagine a young boy's delight as he tears off the gift wrap to find a box with a glistening 9 inch high Kraptain Karl figure clad in fatigues.

"Oh wow! It's the Kraptain! He has gripping hands! Oooo ooo ooo! It's special edition Malheur Karly! Thank you thank you thank you!! Look dad, he can hold this mini laser pointer, just like he used to scare off the FBI Fedcoats at Malheur!"
"Look at his back, son."
"Gosh! A ring … and if I pull it …"
~ ~ twenty long minutes later ~ ~
"… my Kraptain gives his classic Fedcoat, Redcoat speech, and if I pull it again …"
~ ~ twenty looonger minutes later ~ ~
"… it's the Ninth and Tenth Amendment rant, the full thing, and he's even foaming at the mouth too!"
"Hold on son, that's enough of that, open that box from your Uncle Pootie."
… little hands rapidly shred more gift wrap …
"IT'S AN OPVEC!"
"Just like the real thing! The one Karl uses to run away from the law! No registration! Wheels that don't go round, because it lives in a car pound! Bent chassis from being overloaded! It looks really really pathetic! This is the best Christmas ever!"
The next day eventually arrives:
"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"I really love my Kraptain Karl, I played with him all yesterday, pretending he was running away from lots of states, getting arrested for driving without a license, whining at judges, everything. But daddy …"
"What?"
"… next Christmas, can I have one of the other AMFF members for my Karl to play with? Please?"
"No, son, I've told you before, the AMFF is imaginary, it doesn't exist. There are no other members."
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OMG Sam, spit out my coffee, that was the funniest post! Award-winning! My Dad worked at Mattel in the 60s developing Hot Wheels, Swingy and the Optigan, the Kraptain would be a fabulous addition! Hopefully, with today's technology, the doll can always smell like it's been in a distillary. A great gift!

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Sam with all the Laigs wins the internets. :whistle:
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:lol: Col. Ryan Lankford's reply:

COL Burl Falconcrest, AMFF Commander @RyanLankford 1m
Viagra and AR15 accesories sold separately.

COL Burl Falconcrest, AMFF Commander @RyanLankford 14s
For Sam, I can hook him up with a COL Lankford action figure. It comes with colon cancer, a loud mouth and an unhealthy love for chess.
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LOL Sam - well played. Karl has court in SD tomorrow morning for a motion hearing. I can't see court records there without spending $ which I won't do for the Kraptain. I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion. I guess it'll be a Zoom hearing but not sure - if it isn't he will catch another warrant since his fat ass is currently sitting in NV. We shall see if he shows up (actually maybe not cuz SD court records access sux).
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scirreeve wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion.
The real big question is if he remembered to change the name of the county and state on his motion from Dodge County, Wisconsin, or Ozaukee County, Wisconsin, to whatever court he is in now. It would not be the first time he forgot to update it for a different county.

Every other court that has seen his crap has given it the Bohemia treatment but he never learns.
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northland10 wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:20 pm
scirreeve wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion.
The real big question is if he remembered to change the name of the county and state on his motion from Dodge County, Wisconsin, or Ozaukee County, Wisconsin, to whatever court he is in now. It would not be the first time he forgot to update it for a different county.

Every other court that has seen his crap has given it the Bohemia treatment but he never learns.
He is in Hughes County SD court.
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scirreeve wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm LOL Sam - well played. Karl has court in SD tomorrow morning for a motion hearing. I can't see court records there without spending $ which I won't do for the Kraptain. I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion. I guess it'll be a Zoom hearing but not sure - if it isn't he will catch another warrant since his fat ass is currently sitting in NV. We shall see if he shows up (actually maybe not cuz SD court records access sux).
I object. Why should anyone be subjected to hearing this jerks motion. I have to put up with listening to my wife's motions, but I signed up for it willingly - there are compensating features in the relationship.

But I draw a wall between me and listening to some jerks fat ass motions, especially if they are traveling motions.
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I share SR's skepticism about any motion submitted by the Kraptain – like so many poots, sovcits and birthers, he is a one trick pony, always recycling the same material in the misguided expectation that the Law Of Averages* requires that what has failed so many times in the past must surely eventually work.

He and his ilk are like gamblers trying to bet on 45 on a roulette wheel because it has never come up before so it absolutely must come up soon! Won't happen, can't happen.

But but but … please do keep us informed of these court proceedings and Karl's other legal shenanigans. Your stalking feeds my schadenfreude! :biggrin:
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