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scirreeve wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:57 pm [ :snippity:
LOL - I have no idea where Karl spent Xmas but I hope it sucked. SD jail stuff doesn't show up on Vinelink so no idea (if he is even still there). He has court in SD next week though.
I suspect everything everywhere sucks for Kraptain Karl! His can't be an enjoyable or satisfying life, mooching around the country pretending to be a Big Man but only experiencing contempt from all sectors, including his playmates in the sovcit sandpit. Plus the need to kowtow to the hated FEDcoats, BLUEcoats, JUDGEcoats, JAILcoats, CARPOUNDcoats, etc. And his squawking about AMENDMENTS gains no traction with friend or foe.

Perhaps if he lacked a private income he might have integrated better in life with normal folk, y'know, with jobs, bosses, etc.? Or maybe he'd just be a hobo.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 5:01 amI suspect everything everywhere sucks for Kraptain Karl! His can't be an enjoyable or satisfying life, mooching around the country pretending to be a Big Man but only experiencing contempt from all sectors, including his playmates in the sovcit sandpit.
Which is why he stays cataclysmically drunk 24/7/365*

*excepting jail time**

**unless there's toilet wine
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He can get a mobility scooter. Can ride on sidewalks, and no license required. /snark
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Yup, a courtroom is where the brave Kraptain needs to be if he wants to arrest judges. And marshalls, bailiffs, cops, everybody is all collected in one place ready for a mass arrest. Why doesn't he call in a platoon or two of the AMFF to expedite this operation?

Oh yes, I remember, imaginary people don't help.
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Wait, I thought it was the fedcoats and bluecoats who didn't exist in the first place, not the AMFF. :confuzzled:
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:o That eternal conundrum for pootriots and sovcitters: how do these organizations which cannot exist because they are unkonstitusional continue to arrest, fine and imprison them?

It's almost as if the poots and sovcits are full of shit! :lol:
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Jan 01, 2022 9:53 amIt's almost as if the poots and sovcits are full of shit! :lol:
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!
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Wait -- #FatRambo talks about the AMFF Armada -- did he mean the AMFF Scooter Squad? Hey Scir, spread the word -- $20 to anybody who can get a photo of Karl with a helmet on his scooter.
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/28/2021 9:10 PM]
When we in the AMFF Armada return to shore, fully armed, it will ALMOST be a joke to restore The Declaration Of Independence and its two dovetail documents of LAW upon THE NEWLY REPLACED Republicans, Democrats and Presidents, because there will be nobody there. Whoever the Vaxtermination doesn't kill directly will be knocked off as a result of shedding. Once everybody is dead, but a very small remnant, that is when we will sail into the nearly totally empty city of D.C. and restore Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER anew, like we're tough guys waving our guns around, shooting into the air, because there will be hardly anybody there. Nevertheless, We still have a function to enforce Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER upon whoever becomes the replacement of the DEAD Republicans, Democrats and Presidents.

It will be like 1492 when Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue, when there were almost no humans in the Americas at all.
Karl's economic predictions sure worked out, he really spanked JPC! That'll teach him to doubt Karl. Now Karl, on New Year's Day, is ANGRY about quarters.

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Is that real? Awesome. I gotta get me some.
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The stalking on this thread is getting down-right creepy.

I mean I get it, I can't look away from a car crash either, but eeewwwuuuuuueeee!
Has everybody heard about the bird?
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I just follow the Op-Vec. I don't give a crap about Dumbo the Irrelevant. :think:
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orlylicious wrote: Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:43 pm
Karl's economic predictions sure worked out, he really spanked JPC! That'll teach him to doubt Karl. Now Karl, on New Year's Day, is ANGRY about quarters.


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Since he seems to think there's some significance to the national parks commemorative run of quarters somebody should send him a few of the 50 States commemorative ones. Might be enough to convince him the federal government has already dissolved (since every state has their OWN quarters now :crazy: ) and to stop wasting his life howling into the void
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