Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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I posted on the old 'bow when I went to the 2018 hearing in North Las Vegas where he took a plea deal for time served. He was so well behaved sitting there in orange on video. I expected so much more from the AMFF commander. At least a short speech about the tenth amendment or something. But no, he happily cooperated with the tyrannical government. Seemed like he learned nothing from the battle of Bunkerville! :loser:
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poplove wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:20 pm I posted on the old 'bow when I went to the 2018 hearing in North Las Vegas where he took a plea deal for time served. He was so well behaved sitting there in orange on video. I expected so much more from the AMFF commander. At least a short speech about the tenth amendment or something. But no, he happily cooperated with the tyrannical government. Seemed like he learned nothing from the battle of Bunkerville! :loser:
I remember when you spied Karl at a county fair and posted pics of it either on old 'bow or OLive. You have a lot of experience with the drunken fool.
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I think I remember that too also! Poppy Rocks!

Here's a big blue razz for Karl, Brand & the AMFF Armada :P

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The Gassy Burro hardly posts on Facebook, her last post was 1/19. Nice she's supporting the Save the Children charity. :smoking:


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BUT don't worry, she's crazy active with her Q conspiracies & nasty RWNJ talking points on Twitter. If there's something stupid at the end of a dead-end road, count on Rachel Gastiaburo to be stalled out there! Her Twitter is https://twitter.com/Rachel40198529

Maybe she's not sweethearts with #FatRambo anymore, but she's retained some of his sage advice like:

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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Rachel's maiden name is Gastiaburo - her husband (since divorced) has the last name of Turner - I am sorry that I know that.
orlylicious wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 2:51 am
Hard to imagine the Gassy Burro would swat FatRambo, but guess anything's possible with these loons. There's a page of "Rachel Gastiaburo Turner" (Turner? :?: )
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Scir, it is AWESOME that you know that, you're a legend! Your institutional knowledge has rightfully earned you the Hero of Fogbow Socialist Labor. There is no doubt -- if any of us are on the SovCit version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, you are the Phone A Friend lifeline for sure!!
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LOL Kapt. Krazy Pants was trying to message Gassy Burro last week. She did not appreciate it.
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scirreeve wrote: Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:48 am LOL Kapt. Krazy Pants was trying to message Gassy Burro last week. She did not appreciate it.
Wants to borrow her boat for some fun times out in the Atlantic Ocean?
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If you don't see Scir posting as much, the word is it's he's doing recon with #FatRambo for the AMFF Armada.

FatRambo hasn't posted on Telegram since those fabulous photos above on 2/17. Hope Scir and Karl are having a good time and that we'll get an update... maybe they are out of cell phone/internet range.

While the Gassy Burro has taken down her Facebook page (again), she is still sharing her wisdom on Twitter. 12.6K Tweets and each more fascinating than the last. Her username is @Rachel40198529 but that's a bit hard to remember so added her to our #BirtherWatch protopage at https://www.protopage.com/birthers. Karl hasn't graced us with a tweet for 123 days & since Protopage only allows 15 Twitter accounts to be listed, Karl got DUMPED for Rachel. The Gassy Burro wins again!

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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Shorely the Armaduh must stay in port for a while and stand its crews down while Kraptain Karl mobilizes the land forces of the AMFF to provide security and escorts for the American Freedumb KKKonvoys?

It will be a difficult task to deploy AMFF vehicles at all the various mustering points– there is only one OpVec!

But a kommander with the vision and imagination of the Kraptain will meet the challenge. He will envisage squadrons of AMFF troops and light armor deployed to each convoy, and perhaps even an imaginary air force to move all the imaginary personnel and materiel.

Leave the boats, brave Kraptain! Freedumb KKKonvoys need you as they drive travel across Amerikkka! Your militiamen have their laser pointers and XXXXXL fatigues, they're ready to roll!
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scirreeve wrote: Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:48 am LOL Kapt. Krazy Pants was trying to message Gassy Burro last week. She did not appreciate it.
This is all just like high school, isn't it?
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#FatRambo and his nanobots are back. He started posting again on 2/24.

POSSIBLE AUSTRALIAN GAS CHAMBERS for the UNVAXXED and PROTESTORS.
IT IS HORRENDOUS THAT ELECTED GOVERNMENT TYRANNY, THE WORLD OVER, IS SO PERVERSE AND CONSTANT, THAT I, who has studied World and American Governmental History and the Science of government, for twenty years, BELIEVE IT.

And hey hey! Thought it was too late for me and Scir to join up but IT'S NOT! Now it's not just the AMFF Armada, it's also OPERATION MOP-UP. And when #FatRambo gets back, it only takes a person and two witnesses to have someone killed. Sort of like The Fogbow rules.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [2/24/2022 10:09 AM]
[Forwarded from AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES]
The plan, which must be agreed to Join and form up with the Armada, is that following OPERATION MOP-UP, there will be ONE and ONLY ONE Article V Amendment to The Constitution for a period of TEN YEARS following restoration and execution of "The Laws of The Union" (See Article I Section 8 clause 15) and our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government" (

"When in the presence of two witnesses to the same overt act, (ie; in violation of our republican form of government and/or Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER), or in an open court of law, if you fail to timely move to protect and defend The Constitution of the United States and honor your oath of office (ie; to obey Tenth Amendment Law & Order thereof), you are subject to the charge of Capital Felony INSURRECTION and/or TREASON, and (INSTANTLY) upon conviction by a Jury Of Peers, you will be taken by the posse (AMFF) to the nearest busy intersection and at high noon hung by the neck until dead…The body to remain in state till dusk, as an example to anyone who takes his oath of office lightly."

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES ARMADA
Servant Warriors of and serving Our ONE and ONLY GOD and KING
MISSION OF THE AMFF ARMADA;

To restore our Article IV Section 4 “republican form of government”, the whole Constitution, and the entire Bill Of Rights, upon all replacement Republicans, Democrats and President Vaxterminated dead, following the Republicans, Democrats, President(s) and their Deep State demon spawn of Capital Felony INSURRECTION and TREASON, against Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, have executed almost all American human life via forced mandated Vaxterminations, and the far more alarming SHEDDING TRANSMISSION that will befall ALL of the NON-VACCINATED who do not almost immediately and utterly separate themselves from the VAXXED, asap!
But wait, there's more!
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [2/26/2022 3:05 PM]

BATTLE HYMN of The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES ARMADA:



JOIN, or DIE
(from Vaxtermination SHEDDING TRANSMISSION, Union wide Chaos, and/or U.S. Government Deep State FEDcoat and/or BLUEcoat Marshal Law)
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orlylicious wrote: Sun Feb 27, 2022 4:16 pm
And hey hey! Thought it was too late for me and Scir to join up but IT'S NOT! Now it's not just the AMFF Armada, it's also OPERATION MOP-UP. And when #FatRambo gets back, it only takes a person and two witnesses to have someone killed. Sort of like The Fogbow rules.
Ohhh no good sir... :fingerwag:

We here at the Fogbowz are far more civilized than Kraptain and his elk....


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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Imagine the Kraptain explaining this interpretation of Teh Laww An Konstitution to his followers* after they have spent several months at sea with him: "yes, that's right, two witnesses, then hanged by the neck … hey! get your hands off me! what's that rope dangling from that tree … you can't!!" "Oh yes we can, you told us so, and we must."

* I said imagine!
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He really must not listen to himself talk....if the vaccine is supposed to be the death drug for population control why would they create gas chambers to kill the unvaccinated? Surely that would lead to a swing way too far in the other direction, after all no one wants to be king of a graveyard. Though on the other hand his "operation mop-up" bullshit makes it sound more like his doomsday scenario was actually meant to allow the AMFF to take over so....Karl IS the deepstate? :o

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OK - I have a question for Drunk Karl. If all the vaxxed are dead and rotting on the street when Operation Mop Up happens where will the imaginary AMFF be hanging people since the intersections will presumably not be busy?
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Karl death drug obsession always reminds me of this.

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#FatRambo on Telegram. Another exciting new name: OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.

If you had one PCR Nasal Test, IT IS TOO LATE.  You are being tracked by the entire Deep State, within, LESS THAN three feet. Anyone who took a PCR Nasal test will NOT BE AUTHORIZED, obviously, to join the AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES ARMADA, nor OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
Obviously. Damn.

But hey! Karl said FEB or MAR, now it's May???? He also said only 2 weeks to sign up in January, but there's still time???? How can there even be any room left?
The AMFF Armada is launching in May, from the Great Lakes, to make weigh [sic :lol: ] for the Atlantic, where all will be safe from SHEDDING TRANSMISSION of the Vaxterminated, The Deep State FEDcoats, Conscripted BLUEcoats, U.S. Military and Martial law. You and your family have VERY LITTLE TIME LEFT, to sign up. ONLY ARMED Christians who UNDERSTAND and FULLY COMPREHEND WHAT our ARTICLE IV Section 4 "republican form of government" and Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, IS AND MEANS, and can COMPREHENSIVELY EXPLAIN THEM, willing to take an Oath to Support and Defend them AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, BOTH REPUBLICANS and Democrats, and their wife and children of course, WILL BE AUTHORIZED to JOIN The AMFF ARMADA Community at Sea.  All men SHALL state an Oath or Affirmation also to serve a Tour Of Duty to OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
 

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orlylicious wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 5:34 pm #FatRambo on Telegram. Another exciting new name: OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
All men SHALL state an Oath or Affirmation also to serve a Tour Of Duty to OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
And what SHALL the women be doing while the men are on that Tour of Duty? Making snacks in the kitchen in the Ladies' Auxiliary?
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johnpcapitalist wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 6:22 pm
orlylicious wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 5:34 pm #FatRambo on Telegram. Another exciting new name: OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
All men SHALL state an Oath or Affirmation also to serve a Tour Of Duty to OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
And what SHALL the women be doing while the men are on that Tour of Duty? Making snacks in the kitchen in the Ladies' Auxiliary?
Somehow I don't see any women joining him.


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poplove wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:35 pm
johnpcapitalist wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 6:22 pm
orlylicious wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 5:34 pm #FatRambo on Telegram. Another exciting new name: OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE.
And what SHALL the women be doing while the men are on that Tour of Duty? Making snacks in the kitchen in the Ladies' Auxiliary?
Somehow I don't see any women joining him.


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To be sure, I don’t see any men, or humans, joining him.
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If I was going to track the 'patriots,' with smart dust it would not be with a test. Those taking a test are compliant serfs so no need to track them. For the 'patriots' I need only release the smart dust in places they go. Since freedom means you never where a mask, it will be easy to take out Karl's gang without hitting those commie leftists.

Putting trackers on guns and in cheap beer also work.

Come to think of it, if freedom means you can't where a mask or take a test, that is really not freedom, is it? :confuzzled:
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Karl taughted me a new word - thanks Karl!
"perspicacious
discerning; perceptive: a perspicacious observation; acute; shrewd; penetrating".


I don't think it applies to Karl's drunken brain but whatever.
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Brand Nu made a funny (he thinks but actually not) comment about Gassy Burro. That is not her of course.
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One has confuse.......

Capt Kraptastic doesn't have a grasp of technology much beyond an Etch-A-Sketch so..... exactly how is he and his Armada of Meelions supposed to know who has had a nasal swab test never mind an actual vaccination.....?

Is their some strange incantation that will force the miscreants to reveal themselves through the magic of speaking in tongues..?
Is there some Mark of Cain that is visible the the Kraptain..?

The other point is the magic thinking around "shedding", when does this manifest itself and then actively infect those around them..? If shortly after a nasal swab test well,,,,then the Kraptain will have been around a sh*t load and must therefore wear a badge in bright red stating that he is in fact UNCLEAN!!!

It's almost as if he is pulling this stuff out of his large and voluminous ass..?
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Mr brolin wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 4:31 am Is their some strange incantation that will force the miscreants to reveal themselves through the magic of speaking in tongues..?
Is there some Mark of Cain that is visible the the Kraptain..?
Then said they unto him, Say now Omicron: and he said Ya'll mean COVID: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and included him with the crew of fleet: for he was obviously as thick as they were.
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