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Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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scirreeve wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 2:40 am Brand Nu made a funny (he thinks but actually not) comment about Gassy Burro. That is not her of course.
Too bad. If she was going decapitate a man, there's a good chance it would have been Karl. I'd have contributed to her legal defense fund.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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TheNewSaint wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 11:46 am
scirreeve wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 2:40 am Brand Nu made a funny (he thinks but actually not) comment about Gassy Burro. That is not her of course.
Too bad. If she was going decapitate a man, there's a good chance it would have been Karl. I'd have contributed to her legal defense fund.
I kinda think that if Rachel was going to go to the trouble of cutting something off, it wouldn't be Kap'n Karl's big head.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Decapitating the Kraptain might stop him drinking but it definitely wouldn’t stop him talking.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Guess Jane Ruby may be the Ladies Auxilliary. Hope she goes, how can we encourage her to leave the US for a few years with #FatRambo? Imagine the fabulous conversations they'll have. Note Karl's new title at the end.
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [3/2/2022 4:22 PM]

I am with the AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES (AMFF) of The Second Amendment Law. We OPERATE UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15; "To execute the Laws of the Union", Suppress Insurrections (of Republicans, Democrats, Presidents and their Deep State demon spawn) and Repel (Foreign ILLEGAL Alien) Invasions".

We are focused on restoring our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government", Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, the whole Constitution and the entire Bill Of Rights. In a "republican form of government" Republicans, Democrats and Presidents are explicitly prohibited from voting or spending any money, on anything whatsoever, that is not "delegated" to them under Article I Section 8 of the Constitution or prohibited by it to the States - Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER. For ALL other Powers, meaning SPENDING also, are "reserved to the States respectively or to the people".



We are forming, Deo Volente, an AMFF ARMADA, launching in May from the Great Lakes to:

1. Save Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots, AMFF Troops and Seamen and their families from Plandemic genocide.
2. Make weigh out to the Atlantic Ocean and live out there (landings on favorable Islands) for 1 1/2 - 2 1/2 years or so until nearly all Americans have been Vaxterminated, including Deep State, US Military, GOP, Dems, Libs, Socialists, and all who oppose our repub. form of gov.
3. After one full year we shall commence landing RECON Teams in America for assessments and planning aboard the ACV (Armada Command Vessel) for:
4. OPERATION: EXECUTE and RESTORE (Our republican form of government, Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, the whole Constitution and the entire Bill Of Rights)

For a more perspicuous comprehension of our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government" please see;

We want/need to invite Dr. Jane Ruby as the AMFF Medical Advisor for the entire Armada and Operations. Please reply, asap. THANK YOU!

Please FORWARD / DISSEMINATE ON ALL CHANNELS!

- Capt. Karl
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Make weigh out to the Atlantic Ocean ...
No, moron, you weigh anchor on a ship, but when you make way, it's just make way. Using weigh is a diction error. If you're going to lead a great Armada :lol: you should probably brush up on your English grammar.
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Showin' off yer navel knowlidge?

I for one look forward to the Armaduh making whey.
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Rachel dumped fat ass Karl but she is still crazy.
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scirreeve wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:34 am Rachel dumped fat ass Karl but she is still crazy.
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I actually take these kinds of post as a positive, if the grifters are shifting from "alternatives" to vaccines to "how to remove/counter" it then it means the antivaxxers are losing ground and more people are taking it
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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The imaginary AMFF (Karl) issued a press release yesterday or today. It is very Karlish and about Baby Cyrus. Not gonna link to the article cuz it doxxes several people - of course it is on one of Tim Brown's stupid websites.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Well, it's the last day of March, which means tomorrow is traditionally Kraptain Karl's Day (geddit?).

So about 5 weeks until the AMFF Armada casts off its lines and sets sail into the wide blue ocean. :rotflmao: :nope:

Plenty of time! For someone with the logistical and planning skills of the Kraptain, surely enough time to mobilize the land battalion of the AMFF into another action to Save Teh Republic!

Yes, surely it's time for Kraptain Karl's Konvoy :torches: to join — indeed to lead! — the other konvoys, the People's, the American, the Freedom, the Bikers and any other new konvoyettes that spring up, inspired by the Kraptain's heroism and rhetoric. They will surely recognize the natural leadership, the bravery, the acumen of the Kraptain and ask him to drive the OpVec at the head of the Kombined Konvoys as they Restore Teh Republic!

And after they have completed the Restoration, the Kraptain can lead a select squadron from the konvoy to the departure port of the AMFF Armada to support and celebrate those heros as they sail over the horizon.

Alternatively, Karl could do nothing except scribble drivel, issue orders to nobody, make vacuous pledges and concoct empty plans. No, this isn't a poll, and I'm not taking bets.
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IDK what this is about. Whatever.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Yeah, Rachel, good luck with that. Even if you got a court judgment against Karl, he'd just stiff you anyway. He has a long history of that. And that was before he thought the world was ending.
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Rachel must have got a timeout on the twitter. I checked and her account is still up and full of the same nonsense she posts on FB.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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scirreeve wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:34 am Rachel dumped fat ass Karl but she is still crazy.
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Here's the scoop on whackwaffle "Dr." Jane Ruby and the graphene nonsense:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2 ... 04e36174d7
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Hasn't Kap'n Karl gone to sail the seven seas yet?

And if he's still a landlubber, why wasn't he leading the charge of the PedoBrigade as they made their way across the country?
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Azastan wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 9:16 am Hasn't Kap'n Karl gone to sail the seven seas yet?

And if he's still a landlubber, why wasn't he leading the charge of the PedoBrigade as they made their way across the country?
Colonel Lankford may have finally broken him with his mix of physical and tolerance training.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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thearmbarkid wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 5:55 pm

Colonel Lankford may have finally broken him with his mix of physical and tolerance training.
Never!

I'm sure K'apn Karl is still trying to figure out if he can use the Behemoth as a boat, though.

Has anyone heard any shofar blowing lately?
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I have not heard shofars lately but today I heard the following horns:

Foghorn


Queen Mary horn


And, well, I'm an organist and we like to blow our party horns (and while they are not below, I was using loud trumpets on my home organ setup this evening).



Who needs a shofar when you have a fully equipped battle organ. Also lots of folks walking with sticks (also called verges or the sticks for the funny hat crowd, croziers) and swinging a metal smoking thing (also called a thurible). For you birders, you may spot a cardinal (even though it is an Episcopal, not a Roman Catholic cathedral).

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Well, that was certainly more fun than what's his name Brandon attempting to make a noise with his shofar.

I've never seen liturgical dancers before.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Just checking in. Have the hundred million Americans died of Vaxtermination yet? I must say, the local sanitation department must be doing a really good job disposing of the corpses quickly. I haven't noticed a thing!
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Folks, Listen; There are a host of numerous things you all need to learn and/or find out about. This IS THE TOP DOCTOR/SCIENTIST who was employed by the U.S. Government to watch over vaccines and other Pharmaceuticals and drugs. THERE IS NO greater authority then Dr. David E. Martin.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT of the plethora things we all need to learn so that We The People can restore AMERICA, our "republican form of government" (of which A Democracy is OUTLAWED by The Constitution) because it is RIGHT NOW causing the MURDER of well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION Americans. And, now they are attempting to kill children between 5 - 11 years old, by Vaxtermination by The CONvid19 Bio-Toxin and Bio-Weapon that this MASSIVE CONSPIRACY of Capital Felony Insurrectionists and Traitors, hundreds, perhaps thousands of them, have inflicted upon all Americans and people around the World.

THERE ARE GUNS of FATAL CONSPIRACY SMOKING EVERYWHERE and, thereby well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION Americans are now ON DEATH ROW.
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KickahaOta wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 5:07 pm Just checking in. Have the hundred million Americans died of Vaxtermination yet? I must say, the local sanitation department must be doing a really good job disposing of the corpses quickly. I haven't noticed a thing!
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [11/26/2021 9:03 PM]
Folks, Listen; There are a host of numerous things you all need to learn and/or find out about. This IS THE TOP DOCTOR/SCIENTIST who was employed by the U.S. Government to watch over vaccines and other Pharmaceuticals and drugs. THERE IS NO greater authority then Dr. David E. Martin.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT of the plethora things we all need to learn so that We The People can restore AMERICA, our "republican form of government" (of which A Democracy is OUTLAWED by The Constitution) because it is RIGHT NOW causing the MURDER of well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION Americans. And, now they are attempting to kill children between 5 - 11 years old, by Vaxtermination by The CONvid19 Bio-Toxin and Bio-Weapon that this MASSIVE CONSPIRACY of Capital Felony Insurrectionists and Traitors, hundreds, perhaps thousands of them, have inflicted upon all Americans and people around the World.

THERE ARE GUNS of FATAL CONSPIRACY SMOKING EVERYWHERE and, thereby well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION Americans are now ON DEATH ROW.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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David E. Martin is a financial analyst with a PhD. He's never worked in medicine, and never treated a patient. Karl is lying as usual.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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No mention of the Amffmada then? Isn't it about now that the fleet should be assembling, provisioning their vessels, jacking off their mainbraces, splicing their capstans and furling their halyards in expectation of many months on the high seas, prior to their triumphant return to take over Real America?

Or is the Kraptain presently blockading a state Capitol to force them to do … oh, it doesn't matter what he said his demands were, it's all Karlscheisse, warm air from his colon.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 11:45 am ... jacking off their mainbraces ...
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