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Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
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northland10 wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:15 am At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
Nah, think smaller: you don't get gales in a bathtub. The Kraptain's flatus-induced representation of Charybdis might swallow his own boat, the Krazy Krusader, which he rescued from a discarded Happy Meal.

It's difficult to compare the Kraptain's chronic inaction with the actions of other nutters, such as the 1776 nutters' screaming idiocy and abusiveness, the birther dregs' RDS (repetitive drivel syndrome) at the Post'n'Ecrap, Vidurek's occasional paperflinging ex recto suo pro nihil, etc. Difficult to admire any of them! So much fail.
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northland10 wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:15 am At this rate, by the time his armada takes to the sea, by way of the great lakes, it will be just in time for the November gales.
The gales of November remember.

Well, I'm all for that!
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"Every person who took even 1 Clot Shot IS GOING TO BE DEAD, as a doornail between this morning & 2Q 2024."
So why doesn't he just wait then?
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:o Wait?!?! No! Kapitano Karl is a Man Of Action!!
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Besides, all the shedding we vaxed do kills even the unvaxxed around us. Which sort of pleases me.
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:like: :lol:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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woodworker wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:12 pm Besides, all the shedding we vaxed do kills even the unvaxxed around us. Which sort of pleases me.
Grandfather Nurgle approves....
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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I was wondering where Karl had parked his fat ass. Confirmed yesterday that he is still in Alamo, NV.
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Alamo, NV the well known port and shipping center?
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Arthurwankspittle wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 4:03 am Alamo, NV the well known port and shipping center?
You're not thinking five-dimensionally like the strategic mastermind that is Kraptain Karl.

The maritime AMFFmarda was a feint and all you suckers with your vaccine-rotted brains bought it! So you never spotted the real plan …
… the Kraptain is secretly forming the core of the AMFF Space Force!

He is in Nevada because that is where ASSHATS (AMFF Space Science and High Altitude Technology Systems) is now enhancing the OpVec with solid fuel boosters* and hypergolic liquid fuel** thrusters, plus modifying the hull for airtightness***.

Space Kommanduh Karl will launch SpaceArk 1776 with a team of highly trained elite AMFF agents on a mission to bring freedum to all the planets of the solar system and beyond! They will also deploy satellites to monitor Earth so they can identify when the vaccinated population has been wiped out. Then will then return to rebuild a perfect society.

Elon Musk will undoubtedly be approached for assistance. Perhaps he can supply a rocket to send the OpVec into orbit – Musk has experience launching an automobile into space with a dummy driving!

* tubes of Pillsbury Grands with peanut butter
** that's what the moonshine guy in Kentucky told him
*** I hope Karl remembers to buy a butt plug so his farts don't poison the crew
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:rotflmao: Sam! :clap:

But Gregg is gonna be pissed, this sounds exactly like a secret plan the 699th has been working on. It'll be almost impossible to get a comment for the 699th, but if we stop hearing from Karl, he's either in orbit or a ferocious pack of weiner dogs has him swimming with the fishes.

Here's Karl bloviating on the AMFF Armada Telegram including talk about THREE AMEGOS [sic]. Too also, he's "going to start building Blood Draw and Microscopy Clinics so that the Pureblood Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots". Wow, #FatRambo is a busy guy, wonder how many Clinics he'll get open by the end of the year? How will he supervise the build while at sea with the Armada? How can he stay at the Utah capitol until hell freezes over or the pass an exact version of the......? It's like a SPORKIAN burst of energy!
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Exciting news for OL - Karl is back on FB using the extremely clever pseudonym "Charles Kingston". Same blah blah blah as always.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100084495245876
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scirreeve wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:42 pm Exciting news for OL - Karl is back on FB using the extremely clever pseudonym "Charles Kingston". Same blah blah blah as always.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100084495245876
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Jefferson didn’t write that. Imagine that.

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I reckon the Armada isn't doing so well, huh? :violin: :crying:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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scirreeve wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:42 pm Exciting news for OL - Karl is back on FB using the extremely clever pseudonym "Charles Kingston". Same blah blah blah as always.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100084495245876
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It looks like it did not last long.
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Foggy wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:07 pm I reckon the Armada isn't doing so well, huh? :violin: :crying:
Wot, you haven't seen the invisible ships, there are hundreds of them? :o

There they are, blown by the winds of freedom, crewed by pureblood Aryans hewn from the wood of the Tree of Liberty, fortified by virtue, trained to supreme competence by the greatest military kommanduh, Kraptain Karl "Scheißegehirn" von Koenigs, a scion of the master race. If you listen carefully to the wind, can you not hear the strains of these heroes singing Wenn alle untreu werden?

Or maybe the Armada got stuck in the plughole of Karl's bathtub. Or up his ass. Where he did his thinking.
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Capt. Karl should listen to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
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Volkonski wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:27 pm Capt. Karl should listen to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
November and their gales are just around the corner. When I first moved up to Northwest Lower Michigan, to a town on Lake Michigan, when November rolled around I began to understand why the Edmund Fitzgerald went down.
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northland10 wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:16 pm
scirreeve wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:42 pm Exciting news for OL - Karl is back on FB using the extremely clever pseudonym "Charles Kingston". Same blah blah blah as always.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100084495245876
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It looks like it did not last long.
LOL - it wasn't me that reported him. I scrolled through it when it was up. Looks like account was created a couple of weeks ago or so. The content was the normal boring Karl content.
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Pic of drunk Karl having breakfast this morning. He is wearing some special clothes. Vin E. the Poot had breakfast with him. Hi Vinny - I know you lurk here sometimes.
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An unappetizing breakfast consumed while in clown clothes is worth documenting for history.
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Whoa, that looks delicious! Breakfast of Chumpions!

Let's see ... we have twice refried and boiled lettuce patties on the right, that looks scrumptious.

And on the left, that seems to be reconstituted toilet paper, with a yummy paste, probably a children's flour-based paste, like I used to put in little Suzie's hair, back in kindergarten. :oopsy:

But I don't want to guess what the mystery meat at the bottom is.

Something has obviously gone horribly wrong.
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How quaint. He brings his own camping utensil set for eating in the house. Should have brought his mess kit as well instead of the fro-fro paper plate.
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Something in the food seems to be dissolving the fork. :o

I hate when that happens. :mad:
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