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So, yeah, I had my little pout. After my middle school girl episode I am back, no big deal, toss a few virgins on the fire and someone grab me a bourbon and coke, please. Oh, and some coke, sniff...

But I gotta say something. I don't appreciate being called a racist, deep down I'm more than anything a thoroughly decent human being, I pay my taxes, try to help feed the hungry, clothe the naked, comfort the wretched and buy lunch for my co-workers when its my turn.

I'm also, admittedly, a condescending arrogant asshole. Who thinks he's a lot funnier than he is, and sometimes I'm really pretty damn funny. I say outrageous stuff, I use bad words, I often speak in the voice of those whom I am attempting to mock and if you think I got a mouth on me, go to the after party of a Klan rally, them phuckers say some racist shit and they mean it.

I that offends you, part of me is sorry. While I often do want to make people mad, I mean, really mad, I want them to be mad at what I'm showing them, not at me for showing it.

If you're just to plug stupid to realize when I'm using this protagonist voice, well, you're probably too phucking stupid to be hanging around me anyhow. Modesty was never one of my faults but I am pretty clever if I do say so myself. If you want a second opinion on that, I have two walls of very expensive wallpaper form places that think I'm at least competent in my field.

So, I'm gonna say bad words. I'm gonna once or twice maybe go farther than I shoulda, and when I do feel free to slap me upside the head and call me Jethro, or not.

But if you're just trying to be a little holier than thou, well, you can come on up to my battlefield and kiss my entire white ass. I might be a little over the top but what I ain't is mean. Except when I am. Avoid me when I am, I'm wicked smart and I never held a grudge more than 35 years longer than I had to.

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I think you might be Joe Frank incarnate.
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Joe Frank... or Joe Franklin? :P


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Gregg wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:06 am someone grab me a bourbon and coke, please. Oh, and some coke, sniff...
Nope - I disagree. It is sacrilege to mix coke with a good bourbon. The only way to drink it is straight - no ice no coke no nothing.
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Oy! No problem, Gregg. Your middle-school girl pouting and all. :towel:
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You were gone? ;)
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Glad you're back Gregg!
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No big deal. But just maybe you can be a bit more considerate of comments that are hurtful to other forum members. It isn't much to ask.
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:biggrin: love your posts. Love the brigade!
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Brought to you by a guy who won't type the word "fuck" here. :think:
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Patagoniagirl wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 9:35 amBut just maybe you can be a bit more considerate of comments that are hurtful to other forum members. It isn't much to ask.
I think it may be, as he wrote basically the opposite.

I can see why Stern was not impressed by the initial apology.
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My .02.

We discussed all of this at length. The dicktater has addressed this issue. The forum has a block function. We can always scroll past comments.

Perhaps we can move on and just have fun? :pray: :bighug:
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LM K wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:32 pm My .02.

We discussed all of this at length. The dicktater has addressed this issue. The forum has a block function. We can always scroll past comments.

Perhaps we can move on and just have fun? :pray: :bighug:
Yes. Then maybe someone shouldn’t have started a thread about it.
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Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
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scirreeve wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:40 am
Nope - I disagree. It is sacrilege to mix coke with a good bourbon. The only way to drink it is straight - no ice no coke no nothing.
I agree with you about the coke, but some higher-proof bourbons benefit from ice, IMHO. And I've been known to use bourbon when making a Manhattan, Sazerac or Old Fashioned (although I usually use rye). :hijacked:
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filly wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 11:20 am Brought to you by a guy who won't type the word "fuck" here. :think:

I do not often use that word out loud, and started mis-spelling it years ago when AOL blocked it.

Yeah, I'm that old.
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well I lurves you
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