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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:02 pm
by Phoenix520
Is that like antidisestablishmentarianism? WTF is she boeberting about?

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:22 pm
by Ben-Prime
Clearly she wanted a covfefe moment of her very own?

:shrug:

Otherwise, I got nothin'.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:49 pm
by poplove
My daughter who lives in Denver told me a story when I talked to her last week. A few years ago she was traveling to Grand Junction with two guy friends from her sword guild. One of the guys took them to Shooter's Grill in Rifle for lunch. She was quite surprised to see the waitresses carrying guns. They were seated in the back near the kitchen. During their visit she saw a woman in the kitchen on a live stream announcing winners of things like t-shirts and mugs. The woman then went into a rant about the 2A. My daughter didn't know who that woman was until the woman became a member of congress and her antics became national news. I forgot to ask my daughter how the food was but I guess she wasn't poisoned or I would have heard about it at the time if she had been.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:59 pm
by bill_g
LetsalltalklikeBobowithintensialmisspeelingssandacompletelackofpunkchewashun.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:15 pm
by Suranis
Guys, I don't know how to say this, but I get the feeling you are not sending your best to congress.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:33 pm
by pipistrelle
Something about international pressure?

That’s all I got.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 4:47 pm
by Shizzle Popped
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:11 pm
by raison de arizona
And here comes the book, cha-ching!
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:15 pm
by bill_g
Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:40 pm
by humblescribe
bill_g wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:15 pm Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
I'd only say that this ghostwriter gets it right in the blurb by describing Bobo as a "small business owner," given the fact that she is five feet tall and about one hundred pounds.

Personally, I'd want to know if she is also an owner of a small business.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:50 pm
by Phoenix520
Let’s explore her roots! What color is she naturally? :batting:

Will she mention Explore Talent?

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:58 pm
by pipistrelle
I buy hardcover only for text and reference books and books I’d expect to read more than once (favorites).

Maybe they could do a promotional deal with LaVoy’s classics.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 2:51 pm
by Foggy
Naturally the cover photo is taken from below the waist, with her crotch dead center on the cover.

I didn't notice that, so I won't point out that IMHO no camera angle could make her attractive.

:silenced:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:04 pm
by Suranis
Like a lot of marketing photos of women, it probably has the legs and body and arms of different women as well

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:10 pm
by raison de arizona
I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time. :lol:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:19 pm
by Suranis
raison de arizona wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:10 pm I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time. :lol:
Well ya, the intended audience is over the age of 17.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:31 pm
by Dr. Ken
Who wants to bet she skips over a lot of background on her husband

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:10 am
by Foggy
Suranis wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:04 pm Like a lot of marketing photos of women, it probably has the legs and body and arms of different women as well
Yes and even in the vídeo I've seen, she seems to be inordinately proud that her legs meet at the top, which I've found to be somewhat endemic among members of the femalian race. Have you seen her strutting onstage while spewing her vitriolic horseshit? Yowza.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 1:37 pm
by Phoenix520
Yuppers, she’s gonna be sorry in 20 years (or sooner) that she wore all those 6” heels. Bunions, disfigured feet, lower back pain… too great a price to pay for a few years of ‘Fuck me, I’m hot’ public appearances.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm
by pipistrelle
This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:29 pm
by Gene Kooper
bill_g wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:15 pm Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
I didn't envision there being any words in the book, just horrid pictures of her with her "boys."

I hope the publisher edited out any breakfast photos at the Boeberts. Nobody needs to see the five Boebert Boys sitting around the breakfast table in their tidy whities! :sick:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:53 pm
by AndyinPA
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
I've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 3:21 pm
by Kriselda Gray
AndyinPA wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:53 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
I've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.
I'm sorry you had to endure that. Glad you came out ok! :mrgreen:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:41 pm
by Foggy
Off Topic
I believe the word you were looking for is tighty whities, as opposed to the looser boxer shorts.

At least that's how I learned it. :shrug:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 5:50 pm
by Gene Kooper
Off Topic
The Urban Dictionary says: Tidy Whities, def. Tighty Whities without the skidmarks!!

So I will retract my "tidy" for your "tighty" as I'm sure the Boebert Boys' TWs are "marked"