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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 1:43 pm
by neonzx
QAnon Televangelist Leads “Jesus March” In WeHo

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https://wehotimes.com/jesus-march-pop-u ... -district/
“We got the joy of the Holy Ghost!” chanted a group of Jesus lovers as they made their way up and down Santa Monica Boulevard in the heart of West Hollywood’s LGBT Rainbow District as part of a Jesus March pop-up led by Sean Feucht.

The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.

A video posted on Sean Feucht’s Twitter account captured some highlight’s from the West Hollywood Jesus March. Some were not impressed and gave the Jesus marchers the middle finger.


He seems to be a very bad Michael Bolton impersonator on the looks. Dudes still get their hair permed in this century?


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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 2:19 pm
by Phoenix520
Sean, dude, ya know why I do not like evangelicals? Spectacles like this. Spectacle is not substance. I dislije pushy, hypocritical spectacle more than any other kind and that’s all you know. LOOK AT ME.

Why don’t you try bringing souls into your church instead of herding them?

Gah, I hate this timeline more every day.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 3:02 pm
by sugar magnolia
Please tell me his last name is pronounced "Fucked."

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 3:06 pm
by sterngard friegen
sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:36 am I hope that gets blown up

the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
Oy vey.

"Schlep" - to take along (the person brought along usually being dragged and kvetching about it).

"Shtup" - what you apparently thought "schlep" meant.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 3:14 pm
by Resume18
. . . bringing Biblical clarity to the onslaught of LGTBQ propaganda targeting our kids.
You mean bigotry.

And you can go fuck yerself.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 5:03 pm
by Dave from down under
“ The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.”

A conga line of locals joining in and others laughing and inviting them in to talk about unconditional love would have been more effective at communicating than hand gestures IMO.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 7:48 pm
by sad-cafe
sterngard friegen wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 3:06 pm
sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:36 am I hope that gets blown up

the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
Oy vey.

"Schlep" - to take along (the person brought along usually being dragged and kvetching about it).

"Shtup" - what you apparently thought "schlep" meant.

Okay

Thank you for the clarification!

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 10:06 pm
by Phoenix520
Dave from down under wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 5:03 pm “ The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.”

A conga line of locals joining in and others laughing and inviting them in to talk about unconditional love would have been more effective at communicating than hand gestures IMO.
Ah, yes. YOU WILL come to Jesus because we say so. It never occurs to them that people already have a religion. In Hollywood it could be just about any of them. I doubt singing dancing Jesus will persuade them to switch teams.

Grow up and leave us alone, you psychos. I thought God doesn’t like it when you make a spectacle of your religion.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 10:09 pm
by Greatgrey
sugar magnolia wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 3:02 pm Please tell me his last name is pronounced "Fucked."
Was wondering the same thing…



Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 10:16 pm
by Slim Cognito
:clap:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 11:24 pm
by Phoenix520
Off Topic
Has DZBill’s show aired yet?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun May 21, 2023 11:43 pm
by poplove
:rotflmao:

The top picture reminds me of the Farkel Family on Laugh-In.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 12:25 am
by neonzx
"Hair I am to Worship!"

LOL :rotflmao:

I know maybe I was a bit crude to Michael Bolton (the singer, not the Office Space character). But those were the 70s, 80s and early 90s. Those were BIG HAIR days for dudes. The year now is 2023 and grown men, including Michael Bolton and Kenny G go to barbers, not salons for treatments.

Sean Fucked looks ridiculous.

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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 2:40 pm
by raison de arizona
In this episode, Boebert posits that not having access to birth control is "a really great thing."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC wrote: And then she voted against the right to contraception so she could double this problem and give it to the next person
The Recount @therecount wrote: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO): “I left a prescription at a pharmacy once. I went to get birth control … The price was very, very high ... And I said, 'It’s cheaper to have a kid.' And I left it there, and now I have my third son.”
ETA: Also, bullshit. I have no idea how much her birth control was, but having had a number of children, it cannot possibly be more expensive than having a kid.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 2:49 pm
by AndyinPA
She's a liar.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 3:52 pm
by Phoenix520
Oh yes, and silly lies at that.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 5:25 pm
by Resume18
Phoenix520 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 3:52 pm Oh yes, and silly lies at that.
Stupid, silly lies.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 5:54 pm
by RTH10260
When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 6:22 pm
by raison de arizona
RTH10260 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:54 pm When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:
I guess. I've had to pay the hospital bill from a birth with shitty 80/20 insurance though, someone is still paying out the nose. Took me YEARS to pay that kid off and own him outright.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 7:11 pm
by keith
raison de arizona wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 6:22 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:54 pm When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:
I guess. I've had to pay the hospital bill from a birth with shitty 80/20 insurance though, someone is still paying out the nose. Took me YEARS to pay that kid off and own him outright.
And I hope you never let him forget it!

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 6:43 pm
by raison de arizona
Marty Taylor @MartyTa94849826 wrote: Reports are Rep Lauren Boebert and alleged boyfriend Sean Feutch are planning to start a “MAGA Church” together. Sure sound like a couple to me. But I digress. Do they realize starting a church based on their political views is not a church? It just a meeting hall for MAGA’s to meet. Maybe a concert hall for Sean to play in. But not a church. Before they become the next Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. The couple will face questions from the IRS as churches cannot be political. Of course many do but most are not so blatant as to call their church a “MAGA Church” like Feutch and Boebert. At least Boebert will have something to do after she is defeated in 2024.
@NewBlueUSA #DemVoice1

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 7:41 pm
by Resume18
Reports are Rep Lauren Boebert and alleged boyfriend Sean Feutch are planning to start a “MAGA Church” together.
Nailed it.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 7:45 pm
by Phoenix520
Are divorced persons allowed to start churches? / snark

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 8:54 pm
by Frater I*I
Phoenix520 wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 7:45 pm Are divorced persons allowed to start churches? / snark
MAGAts worship Republican Jesus, who said "Lo unto you, I say fucketh the poor...", so yeah it's cool...




I'll see myself out...

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 12:16 pm
by raison de arizona