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Charlie Kirk asks Boebert a question today, then goes on his phone and ignores her while she rambles on.
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Kendra wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 4:51 pm
Charlie Kirk asks Boebert a question today, then goes on his phone and ignores her while she rambles on.
Can you seriously blame him though?
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Nope.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 10:41 am It becomes the old saw about purple elephants in politics.

As in, "if you accuse your opponent of being a purple elephant, it doesn't matter if you know he's not, if he knows he's not, if everyone knows he's not; he still has to make the choice as to whether to waste precious resources denying it or letting the accusation stand unchallenged."

LBJ told the same parable with a bit more color, involving pigs and... well, use your imagination.
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RTH10260 wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:01 am
Imma go out on a limb and guess that at no time in the actual video does Bozobert ever articulate anything that remotely resembles "Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors" except by the political definition of "anything the current House of Representatives does not like this week."
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Ben-Prime wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 1:11 pm :snippity:

Imma go out on a limb and guess that at no time in the actual video does Bozobert ever articulate anything that remotely resembles "Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors" except by the political definition of "anything the current House of Representatives does not like this week."
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You ought to leave some drops in the bottle before posting ;)


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"Lauren Boehbert takes aim..." takes aim with what? The mandate she got by winning re-election by the skin of her teeth? Her complete lack of executive and legal authority? The guy should just issue a response statement saying "yawn" and get on with his job.
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I have considered multiple responses, but each of them involves language that would likely cause issues here (despite the amusing application of alliteration).
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I can’t remember a time when there were so many unserious people in our Congress, nor a congressperson as ignorant as Bobitch. Every time she opens her mouth more brain cells escape.
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But the Jewish Space Lasers are real.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:04 pm I can’t remember a time when there were so many unserious people in our Congress, nor a congressperson as ignorant as Bobitch. Every time she opens her mouth more brain cells escape.
I'm guessing you've never heard of Louis Buller Gohmert, Jr.... :biggrin:

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:boxing:
Honey, Gohmert is GENIEUS compared to her. He’s just had more time to perfect his stupid act. Hers isn’t an act.
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I've taken them both off my short list for The Nobel Prize in Physics this year. :crazy:
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You are tough, Gregg! :mrgreen:
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Gregg wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:35 am I've taken them both off my short list for The Nobel Prize in Physics this year. :crazy:
Now, if there were a Nobel Prize for stupid . . .
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noblepa wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:02 am
Gregg wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:35 am I've taken them both off my short list for The Nobel Prize in Physics this year. :crazy:
Now, if there were a Nobel Prize for stupid . . .
. . . There would be a long list.
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AndyinPA wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:37 am
noblepa wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:02 am
Gregg wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:35 am I've taken them both off my short list for The Nobel Prize in Physics this year. :crazy:
Now, if there were a Nobel Prize for stupid . . .
. . . There would be a long list.
And Boebert, Greene, Gohmert and Gaitz would top the list.
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AndyinPA wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:37 am
noblepa wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:02 am
Gregg wrote: Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:35 am I've taken them both off my short list for The Nobel Prize in Physics this year. :crazy:
Now, if there were a Nobel Prize for stupid . . .
. . . There would be a long list.
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Surprised they bothered to show up.
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They wanted to be seen to be disrespectful, so their master Putin would be pleased with them.

I'm half serious.
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Suranis wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:44 am They wanted to be seen to be disrespectful, so their master Putin would be pleased with them.

I'm half serious.
You're fully right. They didn't have to be there, no one would have noticed if they would have skipped it. It was a piece of performance art.
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