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Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Ah, Darina. Thank you for that.

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Last time I was at the airport, it was a very windy day (as often happens). My hair was blowing around and snarling. And there was a small group of Muslim women with head scarves. That did it for me. I'm going to a wear scarf whenever I go to the airport. And anywhere else when the trade winds are blowing.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Are those crosses ripped into her jeans?
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I'mma kind of wondering.... If BoBo doesn't believe in the Separation of Church and State, is she in favor of taxing the churches?

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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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I’ll go with, “Hell, no.”
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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only the non-christian evangelical ones.
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I'm pretty sure my denomination will not be able to direct government in BooBoo's new order. We do stupid un-"Christian" things like not idolizing weapons, feeding the hungry, housing the refugees, and actually taking seriously what Jesus said.

Ah well, we have been kicked out of being the state church before. We're used to it.
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She's so clever with the nicknames these days (or something,) and maybe, just maybe, Swalwell doesn't want or need to engage with the cray-cray.
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Or maybe you smell. I used to see that in grade school.

I mean, you a vile phucking human dumpster fire, can you blame a guy who see you coming and the first reaction is "Nope" and they turn away?

FFS I am worried about anyone who doesn't at least try to get out of that conversation.
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Let's try this:

Boebert vs Swalwell, with Mayor Pete as moderator.
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tek wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:43 pm Let's try this:

Boebert vs Swalwell, with Mayor Pete as moderator.
That's child abuse.
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Gregg wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:56 pm
tek wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:43 pm Let's try this:

Boebert vs Swalwell, with Mayor Pete as moderator.
That's child abuse.
Fine. Boebert versus an actual child, with Swalwell as moderator. But that's our final offer.
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bill_g wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 6:31 am Caption this!

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bill_g wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 6:31 am Caption this!

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One of these women has never poisoned anyone.
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Gregg wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:13 am One of these women has never poisoned anyone.
Muslim dietary rules can be rather helpful sometimes.
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One can get a legal abortion. The other won't let you.
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One is holding her book the right way for a girl to learn how to birth some babies? Which is good since she’s the one that is for “forced birth.”

I actually was taught that in school! Girls carry their books the way Boebert is carrying her bible because it’s how they will carry their children. Boys carry their books by their side because carrying tools or weapons or something.

:? :?
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bill_g wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 6:31 am Caption this!

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Come on guys, these under-dressed holy women are waiting for YOU!
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bill_g wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 6:31 am Caption this!

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One of these women is an ignorant, brainwashed puppet of the most fearsome, oppressive, violent, faux-religious, fascist, terror-enabling regime in recent world history.

The other woman is wearing green.
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jemcanada2 wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 8:21 am I actually was taught that in school! Girls carry their books the way Boebert is carrying her bible because it’s how they will carry their children. Boys carry their books by their side because carrying tools or weapons or something.

:? :?
I remember someone told me that women carry things in front and men to the side because women usually have more narrow shoulders and wider hips as compared to men. I remember because at the time I felt insulted (even though he was right, especially regarding my hips!)
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Mrich wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 2:19 pm
jemcanada2 wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 8:21 am I actually was taught that in school! Girls carry their books the way Boebert is carrying her bible because it’s how they will carry their children. Boys carry their books by their side because carrying tools or weapons or something.

:? :?
I remember someone told me that women carry things in front and men to the side because women usually have more narrow shoulders and wider hips as compared to men. I remember because at the time I felt insulted (even though he was right, especially regarding my hips!)
There is a word for that, but I can't remember it, it's colloquially known as wide, childbearing hips though. It's 'cause women are sometimes built to pass babies through their pelvis and men aren't. Iffin' remember my anatomy correctly. Definitely not derogatory though!
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Ya, woman have a different center of Gravity as their pelvis is very different to a Mans.

A party game I used to do when I was invited to parties is tell a man to bend down and put his head against the wall, and lift something with a bit of weight to his chest, then tell him to stand up. Woman can do it easily, Men cant do it at all. Its just the different skeletons.
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Lying POS. I hates me some alternative facts.
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