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bill_g wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 7:15 am Hunter Biden disposed of a gun in an alley now?

Does the GOP have a creative writing group on speed dial?
Regardless of the reason, disposing of a gun is a felony on the right. Nobody whatsoever should ever, ever get rid of a gun. Destroying a gun is a capital felony.

The only minor exception is if you have the handgun registered. Registration of weapons is unfreedomy so the weapon is already tainted and by disposing of it, you are destroying evidence in your guilt in the felony of registering a weapon.

The pro-gun lobby will get Texas to pass a bill that lets you sue somebody if they think you got rid of a gun even if the gun was never used in a felony (minus the exception mentioned above).

Will no one consider the gun's feelings?
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Guns are people too!
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Gun lives matter.
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Lauren Boebert is now being investigated for the $22,259 check she wrote to herself from campaign funds for supposedly driving 38,712 miles in her 2020 campaign, and paying off tax liens on Shooter’s Grill with campaign contributions.
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No way! Say it ain't so.
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Jesus. Guns. Women.
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raison de arizona wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 1:04 am
A love that a Republican can quote Psalm 109 against a Democrat in power, and it's all "but it's Biblical and it's funny!" But if someone less progressive than, say, Mitch McConnell were to make a joke about wanting to say, say, Mitch McConnell's wife a widow and his children orphans, Fox News would be howling from the mountaintops about Democrats being the real terrorists.
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Bah. Completely unoriginal. They quoted the same Psalm about Obama for 8 ears to giggle at the libs. She cant even crack open the Bible herself for an original quote.
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She doesn't realize the imprecatory can be applied to TFG as well.
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bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:01 am She doesn't realize the imprecatory can be applied to TFG as well.
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Suranis wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 7:53 am Bah. Completely unoriginal. They quoted the same Psalm about Obama for 8 ears to giggle at the libs. She cant even crack open the Bible herself for an original quote.
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And probably has more guns.
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Gregg wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:36 pm And probably has more guns.
Well, in fairness, Tupac had to give those up when he either a) died, or b) survived his assassination and went into hiding, depending on which source you believe.

But also in fairness, even a hologram-Tupac has more political credibility than Lauren Boebert (I have broken myself of using the nickname 'Bobo' because it was the affectionate nickname of a friend of mine from my early grad school days who died way too young a few years back, and I refuse to let an undereducated cretinous creature taint my memories of that dear friend).
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:40 pm Well, in fairness, Tupac had to give those up when he either a) died, or b) survived his assassination and went into hiding, depending on which source you believe.

But also in fairness, even a hologram-Tupac has more political credibility than Lauren Boebert (I have broken myself of using the nickname 'Bobo' because it was the affectionate nickname of a friend of mine from my early grad school days who died way too young a few years back, and I refuse to let an undereducated cretinous creature taint my memories of that dear friend).
But did Bobo sing Colorado Love? No. Tupac and Cali Love still rock after decades.

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Has everybody heard about the bird?
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Me too, kind of. It has it's place, and in this particular song I think Tupac used it correctly.
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humblescribe wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 3:10 pm
bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:01 am She doesn't realize the imprecatory can be applied to TFG as well.
Ah loves it when Ah learns a new word! H/T to you, BillG! :clap:
The creative use of applied imprecatory is a high art I have not mastered. And though I am pleased Bobo has learned how to read, her parroting basic curses does not impress me like it does her base. It's ear and brain magic when done well.
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I don't call her Bobo but boo-boo as she is an unsightly boo-boo on the body of America.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:40 pm
Gregg wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:36 pm And probably has more guns.
Well, in fairness, Tupac had to give those up when he either a) died, or b) survived his assassination and went into hiding, depending on which source you believe.

But also in fairness, even a hologram-Tupac has more political credibility than Lauren Boebert (I have broken myself of using the nickname 'Bobo' because it was the affectionate nickname of a friend of mine from my early grad school days who died way too young a few years back, and I refuse to let an undereducated cretinous creature taint my memories of that dear friend).
Try Qbert then... :shrug:
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Twinsies! See! Just look! Twinsies!
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I hates me some Boebert, but this feels bullshitty.
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