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:vomit:
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My sentiment exactly, Andy.
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She just said serving in Congress is putting her life on hold.

I hit “stop” right there.

That Adam guy needs that clip.
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Gross! :sick:
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pipistrelle wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 12:56 pm She just said serving in Congress is putting her life on hold.

I hit “stop” right there.

That Adam guy needs that clip.
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pipistrelle wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 12:56 pm She just said serving in Congress is putting her life on hold.

I hit “stop” right there.

That Adam guy needs that clip.
So is she gonna go back to the Drive Through at McDonald's when she leaves?


Would McDonald's have her back?
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Gregg wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 7:19 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 12:56 pm She just said serving in Congress is putting her life on hold.

I hit “stop” right there.

That Adam guy needs that clip.
So is she gonna go back to the Drive Through at McDonald's when she leaves?


Would McDonald's have her back?
She doesn't have her restaurant anymore. I believe it is a marijuana dispensary now. Or owned by one or something.
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Mexican restaurant? :biggrin:
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AndyinPA wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:09 pm Mexican restaurant? :biggrin:
Whoops, you're right. My memory must have slipped a cog!
https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/24/s ... -tapatios/
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:15 pm
AndyinPA wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:09 pm Mexican restaurant? :biggrin:
Whoops, you're right. My memory must have slipped a cog!
https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/24/s ... -tapatios/
I do recall the initial reports at the time was a ganja dispensary was going in. But I like this plan much better. Pretty sure the new wait staff is not shooting and tooting from their hips. Ya know, no Hooters Girls with sidearms.
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911 audio snippet at link.
‘He doesn’t need help’ Rep. Lauren Boebert tells deputies not to come after son calls 911 for help

In a series of 911 calls in December, one of Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's sons called 911, saying his father and her then-husband was, "throwing (her son) around the house."

Boebert's son, who KRDO is not specifically identifying by name or age, called 911 at 6:46 pm on December 11, 2022, according to records from the Garfield County Sheriff's Office. According to the 911 call and court documents, the boy was asking for help regarding Boebert's soon-to-be ex-husband Jayson Boebert.

Boebert's son is heard crying and breathing heavily, as he tells the dispatcher, "My dad's been f****** throwing me around the house."

The dispatcher then asks Boebert's son for his age, which the boy states, and he repeats, "He's just like throwing me around the house. I don't know why he got mad. He just started yelling at me and he started throwing me."

The boy continued crying hysterically, telling the dispatcher, "He threw me out of the house and he's yelling at me to get away."
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https://krdo.com/news/2023/05/25/he-doe ... -for-help/
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Irreconcilable differences means she doesn’t want to be married to him anymore because she’s getting it on with ramenhead.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 2:54 am Irreconcilable differences means she doesn’t want to be married to him anymore because she’s getting it on with ramenhead.
:lol:
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neonzx wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:24 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:15 pm
AndyinPA wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 11:09 pm Mexican restaurant? :biggrin:
Whoops, you're right. My memory must have slipped a cog!
https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/24/s ... -tapatios/
I do recall the initial reports at the time was a ganja dispensary was going in. But I like this plan much better. Pretty sure the new wait staff is not shooting and tooting from their hips. Ya know, no Hooters Girls with sidearms.
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ramenhead -- gonna keep that one. The 80s called and wants their ramen back!
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neonzx wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 2:57 pm



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I'll bet she was on the receiving end of it, too.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if she was dishing it out as well.. especially to her children for their “sins”.
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It is a pretty f*cked up family if the kid felt under distress enough to call 911. He sounded very scared. They didn't give his age, but the voice seemed that of a young adolescent so perhaps around 13.. :cry:

I never called the police on my family. CPS can get involved or do they not have that in Nevada?
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Colorado.

The wife noticed how calm and collected Boebert was, and how she knew they were sending a cop. She’s been through this before.
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Might be that like her brain was slammed into survival mode and she was just trying to make it go away. Or she was afraid what Police showing uo would do to her political career. Its hard to know given the limited information we have.
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STOP MAKING ME SYMPATHIZE WITH BOBO!!!
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I think she had a pretty good idea of who he was before she married him, but who knows?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sat May 27, 2023 9:24 pm STOP MAKING ME SYMPATHIZE WITH BOBO!!!
I know, she is just so lovable here. Not her family, but her public career.

That kid said "throwing me across..." he did not complete the sentence. I am going to assume the missing part is "across the room"

And he also said his dad does this "all the time"

F8cks need to be in jail.
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