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QAnon Televangelist Leads “Jesus March” In WeHo

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“We got the joy of the Holy Ghost!” chanted a group of Jesus lovers as they made their way up and down Santa Monica Boulevard in the heart of West Hollywood’s LGBT Rainbow District as part of a Jesus March pop-up led by Sean Feucht.

The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.

A video posted on Sean Feucht’s Twitter account captured some highlight’s from the West Hollywood Jesus March. Some were not impressed and gave the Jesus marchers the middle finger.


He seems to be a very bad Michael Bolton impersonator on the looks. Dudes still get their hair permed in this century?


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Sean, dude, ya know why I do not like evangelicals? Spectacles like this. Spectacle is not substance. I dislije pushy, hypocritical spectacle more than any other kind and that’s all you know. LOOK AT ME.

Why don’t you try bringing souls into your church instead of herding them?

Gah, I hate this timeline more every day.
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Please tell me his last name is pronounced "Fucked."
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sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:36 am I hope that gets blown up

the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
Oy vey.

"Schlep" - to take along (the person brought along usually being dragged and kvetching about it).

"Shtup" - what you apparently thought "schlep" meant.
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. . . bringing Biblical clarity to the onslaught of LGTBQ propaganda targeting our kids.
You mean bigotry.

And you can go fuck yerself.
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“ The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.”

A conga line of locals joining in and others laughing and inviting them in to talk about unconditional love would have been more effective at communicating than hand gestures IMO.
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sterngard friegen wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 3:06 pm
sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:36 am I hope that gets blown up

the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
Oy vey.

"Schlep" - to take along (the person brought along usually being dragged and kvetching about it).

"Shtup" - what you apparently thought "schlep" meant.

Okay

Thank you for the clarification!
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Dave from down under wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 5:03 pm “ The crowd, which also included small children, waved flags bearing Jesus’ name, they danced on the street, pounded on drums, and chanted, “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus loves you California,” while they passed Rocco’s WeHo, Mother Lode, and The Abbey.”

A conga line of locals joining in and others laughing and inviting them in to talk about unconditional love would have been more effective at communicating than hand gestures IMO.
Ah, yes. YOU WILL come to Jesus because we say so. It never occurs to them that people already have a religion. In Hollywood it could be just about any of them. I doubt singing dancing Jesus will persuade them to switch teams.

Grow up and leave us alone, you psychos. I thought God doesn’t like it when you make a spectacle of your religion.
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 3:02 pm Please tell me his last name is pronounced "Fucked."
Was wondering the same thing…


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Has DZBill’s show aired yet?
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:rotflmao:

The top picture reminds me of the Farkel Family on Laugh-In.
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"Hair I am to Worship!"

LOL :rotflmao:

I know maybe I was a bit crude to Michael Bolton (the singer, not the Office Space character). But those were the 70s, 80s and early 90s. Those were BIG HAIR days for dudes. The year now is 2023 and grown men, including Michael Bolton and Kenny G go to barbers, not salons for treatments.

Sean Fucked looks ridiculous.

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In this episode, Boebert posits that not having access to birth control is "a really great thing."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC wrote: And then she voted against the right to contraception so she could double this problem and give it to the next person
The Recount @therecount wrote: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO): “I left a prescription at a pharmacy once. I went to get birth control … The price was very, very high ... And I said, 'It’s cheaper to have a kid.' And I left it there, and now I have my third son.”
ETA: Also, bullshit. I have no idea how much her birth control was, but having had a number of children, it cannot possibly be more expensive than having a kid.
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She's a liar.
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Oh yes, and silly lies at that.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 3:52 pm Oh yes, and silly lies at that.
Stupid, silly lies.
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So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:54 pm When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:
I guess. I've had to pay the hospital bill from a birth with shitty 80/20 insurance though, someone is still paying out the nose. Took me YEARS to pay that kid off and own him outright.
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 6:22 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:54 pm When you give up that baby to the adoption system it becomes fairly cheap, just being the birthing machine ... :twisted:
I guess. I've had to pay the hospital bill from a birth with shitty 80/20 insurance though, someone is still paying out the nose. Took me YEARS to pay that kid off and own him outright.
And I hope you never let him forget it!
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Marty Taylor @MartyTa94849826 wrote: Reports are Rep Lauren Boebert and alleged boyfriend Sean Feutch are planning to start a “MAGA Church” together. Sure sound like a couple to me. But I digress. Do they realize starting a church based on their political views is not a church? It just a meeting hall for MAGA’s to meet. Maybe a concert hall for Sean to play in. But not a church. Before they become the next Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. The couple will face questions from the IRS as churches cannot be political. Of course many do but most are not so blatant as to call their church a “MAGA Church” like Feutch and Boebert. At least Boebert will have something to do after she is defeated in 2024.
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Reports are Rep Lauren Boebert and alleged boyfriend Sean Feutch are planning to start a “MAGA Church” together.
Nailed it.
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Are divorced persons allowed to start churches? / snark
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Phoenix520 wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 7:45 pm Are divorced persons allowed to start churches? / snark
MAGAts worship Republican Jesus, who said "Lo unto you, I say fucketh the poor...", so yeah it's cool...




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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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