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I guess the right-wing view of "traditional Christian marriage" for Palin, Greene, and Boo-Boo is :

Honor and obey until you are far enough up on the grifting circuit that you no longer need your meal ticket.
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Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
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Well, if the rumor is true, maybe her and Rafael "Ted" Cruz can hook up.

They're not discussing the reason for the divorce, but I'm sure her soon-to-be ex-husband will expose it...
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Now that you mention it, Resume 18…She loves to strut her stuff on a stage, any stage. Xtianist grifter is her born calling!

You should be a career counselor. ;)
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Facebook Rumour #453,324 - She has hooked up with some guy from "Pastors for Trump."
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I note that it appears his first real clue that she was divorcing him was being served. What a chicken Bobo is, and yeah it’s perfectly in line with her character.
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Resume18 wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:22 am Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
Lets hope she loses-I donated!
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Suranis wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 9:42 pm Facebook Rumour #453,324 - She has hooked up with some guy from "Pastors for Trump."
oh that curly long haired dude?
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sad-cafe wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 5:04 am
Suranis wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 9:42 pm Facebook Rumour #453,324 - She has hooked up with some guy from "Pastors for Trump."
oh that curly long haired dude?
Ya. Lemme see if I can find it;

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I hope that gets blown up

the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
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he does look better than ted cruz
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patgund wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 6:01 pm Well, if the rumor is true, maybe her and Rafael "Ted" Cruz can hook up.

They're not discussing the reason for the divorce, but I'm sure her soon-to-be ex-husband will expose it...
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I remember her saying "I've always been faithful to my husband," as part of her statement and thinking that was suspicious. Now it makes sense. I don't think she was always faithful.
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how about never been faithful.

and she has horrid taste in men
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The question that set Clay off is the guy asked Boebert about her divorce.
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she has probably schlepped him too
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So, her constituents are radical socialists?
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bill_g wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 9:38 pm So, her constituents are radical socialists?
She doesn't have the foggiest clue how to spell raDikuL sosialisTs, much less how to define the term.
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Resume18 wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:22 am Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
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The Clay Higgins incident during the press conference.

The physical contact would normally lead to a battery charge.

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It occurred to me this morning that Bobo may be starting to realise that she is in serious danger of being out of a job come the next election because she hasn't changed the behaviour that left her within a hairbreath of losing in 2022.

So she is ditching the stuff about her that she has heard is unpopular, like her moron of a husband. Who likes flashing "barely legal" girls

Ditching the behaviour does not occur to her. But if she did everyone would ignore her. So it's act like a normal human being and all the attention goes away, or keep at it and draw unemployment. Hmmm... ya ditching the moron pervert ought to be worth a couple of points, right? Right?
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How Clay Higgins wasn't charged is beyond me. Ex-cop, I think.
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Suranis wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 5:22 am So she is ditching the stuff about her that she has heard is unpopular, like her moron of a husband. Who likes flashing "barely legal" girls
Not only that, Boebert was there when the flashing happened. She witnessed it, as a 17yo. She saw a dude flashing his wang at a couple teen girls and said, yeah, that's the guy I want to marry.
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Who knows what we will learn in the coming days and weeks. Just remember I called this first.
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