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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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The founders were well aware of the history of the last few centuries of war in Europe, much of it religiously based. That was what they were trying not to have happen here.
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AndyinPA wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:53 pm The founders were well aware of the history of the last few centuries of war in Europe, much of it religiously based. That was what they were trying not to have happen here.
pfffttt!

Bobo knows the Truth history and stuff! :rolleye:
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Dave from down under wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:22 pm
AndyinPA wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:53 pm The founders were well aware of the history of the last few centuries of war in Europe, much of it religiously based. That was what they were trying not to have happen here.
pfffttt!

Bobo knows the Truth history and stuff! :rolleye:
She went to Madison Cawthorn Skool of History and Stuffs.
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She's not even a high school granulate. She had to get her gee Eddy to qualify to run as a Hugh Ess reprofessor. :idea:
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bill_g wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:27 am She's not even a high school granulate. She had to get her gee Eddy to qualify to run as a Hugh Ess reprofessor. :idea:
Hey. Other people have GED's, you know.
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p0rtia wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:39 am
bill_g wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:27 am She's not even a high school granulate. She had to get her gee Eddy to qualify to run as a Hugh Ess reprofessor. :idea:
Hey. Other people have GED's, you know.
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GEDs are fine. Never know the person's situation.
I helped my mom get hers, high school was not an option on the rural farm she grew up on.
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tek wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:23 am
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GEDs are fine. Never know the person's situation.
I helped my mom get hers, high school was not an option on the rural farm she grew up on.
Good point, but Bobo grew up during the 80's and 90's in modern white middle class rural society where education opportunities abounded. She didn't need them. She had all the birthright entitlements Central Colorado could offer their daughters, and she didn't get a GED until it was required. She doesn't want the constraints of society though she's willing to apply them to others.
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My brother, the one in Oregon, has a GED, and also he was Phi Beta Kappa at University of Oregon when he got his act together. Now a software engineer who can speak several languages.
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Someday, I aspire to get my GED. In the meantime, I'll continue to not give a shit if anyone looks down on me for not being a high school granulate, or even getting my gee Eddy, despite growing up in a modern white middle class society where education opportunities abounded. :mrgreen:
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I see the point flew way over head. Apologizes. I'll rephrase. She believes constraints don't apply to her, ala she doesn't need a GED just like she doesn't need to mask in chambers, and openly disregards the no gun rules in congress.
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p0rtia wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:39 am
bill_g wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:27 am She's not even a high school granulate. She had to get her gee Eddy to qualify to run as a Hugh Ess reprofessor. :idea:
Hey. Other people have GED's, you know.
Yeah, but how many of them paid someone to take the test for them, the third time? :rotflmao:
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IIRC Gregg, Lil Lauren failed the GED three times and then magically passed on the fourth attempt.

Some people are saying that a proxy took the fourth test for her. :whistle:
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she was too busy repopulating the earth with a pedo's sperm
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Mr. Gneiss wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:29 pm IIRC Gregg, Lil Lauren failed the GED three times and then magically passed on the fourth attempt.

Some people are saying that a proxy took the fourth test for her. :whistle:
You have to show ID when you take the GED.

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Gregg wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:55 pm
You have to show ID when you take the GED.

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Just to be clear, and I know we're all just having fun with this, but to be clear, Boebert took a 4-course GED review, then passed the GED on her first attempt. As opposed to taking four times to pass it, which isn't true. She dropped out of high school after getting knocked up her senior year.

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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:11 pm Just to be clear, and I know we're all just having fun with this, but to be clear, Boebert took a 4-course GED review, then passed the GED on her first attempt. As opposed to taking four times to pass it, which isn't true. She dropped out of high school after getting knocked up her senior year.

Carry on.
Okay. But the fact remains, I don't care if she was top of her class at Harvard and then a Rhodes Scholar, she's still too stupid to tie her shoes.
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I could care less if she had 50 tries on the GED or was at the top of her class at Harvard, Yale, Berkely, and Joe's Grease Removal College of Learning and Stuff. She could have a super high IQ or be dumber than a box of rocks whose collective IQ is the lowest of all the rocks in the world and it just doesn't matter.

Her brain and mouth are not connected. They are not on speaking terms. She says whatever will get attention regardless of reality. I also see a nasty bully.

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Yeah, she's in fact a Reality TV star and the Congress thing is a side gig that promotes her show.
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I agree, just trying to live up to falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:33 pm I agree, just trying to live up to falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.
And thank you for that, raison.
Edit: Fixed your name - damn spellcheck!
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Yeah, regarding that 55% number... The three type of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. But one can hope.
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"Her family is special" - imma assume tfg is talking about her hubby wagglin' his weenie at juveniles, that's the kind of thing tfg finds special.
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