Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Ya, she pretends to be white trash as that's her voting demographic, but she isn't white trash. She does not have the personal trash background to know these things. She's a suburban middle class white momma moron, and it comes out every so often.
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Well, since she got elected to Congress anyways, her husband has been making 7 figures a year for energy companies. I have no idea if he was doing that before or not, but she owns the restaurant and such that makes me think they fall a bit above the median income and net worth in their area.

So, once again, Republicans prove beyond a doubt that having money doesn't mean you have any class or common sense.
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So you saying she's a suburban Upper Class Twit?

I can go with that.
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She's not smart. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say she's dumb as a post, but that's a viable model for politics in a large part of this country.
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Gregg wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:28 pm Well, since she got elected to Congress anyways, her husband has been making 7 figures a year for energy companies. I have no idea if he was doing that before or not, but she owns the restaurant and such that makes me think they fall a bit above the median income and net worth in their area.
Perks of Congress. He was making low-to-mid 5 figures before she was elected IIRC.
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WTF church is this? Turning the state red with the blood of Jesus? Someone should post this to the kids on TikTok and let them bombard the IRS with tax-exempt inquiries.
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 2:19 pm WTF church is this? Turning the state red with the blood of Jesus? Someone should post this to the kids on TikTok and let them bombard the IRS with tax-exempt inquiries.
IMHO, there is no church there but a cult that specializes in false teachers dedicated to bringing all to the embrace of the evil one. So I hope the Tik Tok kids do their thing.

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northland10 wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 2:40 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 2:19 pm WTF church is this? Turning the state red with the blood of Jesus? Someone should post this to the kids on TikTok and let them bombard the IRS with tax-exempt inquiries.
IMHO, there is no church there but a cult that specializes in false teachers dedicated to bringing all to the embrace of the evil one. So I hope the Tik Tok kids do their thing.

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How very Christ-like of them. :brickwallsmall:
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Is that Bobo muttering incantations under her breath or the other Rep’s wife?

Utterly creepy, if you ask me.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:00 pm Is that Bobo muttering incantations under her breath or the other Rep’s wife?

Utterly creepy, if you ask me.
The IRS really needs to start going after the tax-exempt status of "Churches" that engage in political activity like this.
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In response to the Uvalde school shooting, Lauren Boebert wants to arm teachers and eliminate gun free zones in schools.
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Awww phuck it. Put AR-15s and 100 rounds of ball ammo on that list kids get at the beginning of the year for supplies they need to bring.

New First Grade Curriculum:

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Gregg wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:38 pm Awww phuck it. Put AR-15s and 100 rounds of ball ammo on that list kids get at the beginning of the year for supplies they need to bring.

New First Grade Curriculum:

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"The lesson today is how to die... I don't like Mondays.."


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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 2:19 pm WTF church is this? Turning the state red with the blood of Jesus? Someone should post this to the kids on TikTok and let them bombard the IRS with tax-exempt inquiries.
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Dave from down under wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 9:57 pm "The lesson today is how to die... I don't like Mondays.."


I Don't Like Mondays
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"I Don't Like Mondays" is a song by Irish new wave group the Boomtown Rats about the 1979 Cleveland Elementary School shooting in San Diego. It was released in 1979 as the lead single from their third album, The Fine Art of Surfacing.

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Background and writing

According to Geldof, he wrote the song after reading a telex report[6] at Georgia State University's campus radio station, WRAS, on the shooting spree of 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer, who fired at children in a school playground at Grover Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California, on 29 January 1979, killing two adults and injuring eight children and one police officer. Spencer showed no remorse for her crime; her explanation for her actions was "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day". Geldof had been contacted by Steve Jobs to play a gig for Apple, inspiring the opening line about a "silicon chip". The song was first performed less than a month later.

Geldof explained how he wrote the song:
I was doing a radio interview in Atlanta with Johnnie Fingers and there was a telex machine beside me. I read it as it came out. Not liking Mondays as a reason for doing somebody in is a bit strange. I was thinking about it on the way back to the hotel and I just said 'silicon chip inside her head had switched to overload'. I wrote that down. And the journalists interviewing her said, 'Tell me why?' It was such a senseless act. It was the perfect senseless act and this was the perfect senseless reason for doing it. So perhaps I wrote the perfect senseless song to illustrate it. It wasn't an attempt to exploit tragedy.
Geldof had originally intended the song as a B-side, but changed his mind after the song was successful with audiences on the Rats' US tour. Spencer's family tried to prevent the single from being released in the United States, but were unsuccessful.

In later years, Geldof admitted that he regretted writing the song because he "made Brenda Spencer famous".

In 2019 Bob Geldof and Johnnie Fingers reached an agreement in their dispute over who wrote the song, until then credited solely to Geldof. Fingers received a financial settlement and co-credit.
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Her mouth is so twisted it’s going to freeze in that spiteful, spittled position.

Was anyone listening to this rant?
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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:27 am Her mouth is so twisted it’s going to freeze in that spiteful, spittled position.

Was anyone listening to this rant?
Probably an empty chamber, I would guess.
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Appalling and stupid.
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:lol: of course it is. This is the Bobo thread, Andy.
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BoBo says we should all go out and buy an F-15?

Fun if you could, but despite the NRAs best efforts so far, it's not legal to own you own air superiority fighter. Or, not the current generation one, anyway.

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raison de arizona wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:29 am
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:27 am Her mouth is so twisted it’s going to freeze in that spiteful, spittled position.

Was anyone listening to this rant?
Probably an empty chamber, I would guess.
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Hunter Biden disposed of a gun in an alley now?

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