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Yeah - someone accidentially stood in the way when they were spraying the latest batch of chemtrails :lol:
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:02 pm
Shizzle Popped wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:22 pm byfwd8trr0ia1.png

Huh?
Boebert has discovered USPS mailboxes.
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She's planting a scary-sounding seed. It doesn't have to have fruit.

Is that a real tweet?
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pipistrelle wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:48 pm She's planting a scary-sounding seed. It doesn't have to have fruit.

Is that a real tweet?
Parody, just noticed in the bottom right.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:40 pm Her shrill, grating voice is hideous. Make her shut up. Please.
She may not be able to help her voice, but her contempt for others laced with underlying stupid and the tight, angry way she spits it out doesn't help.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:57 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:48 pm She's planting a scary-sounding seed. It doesn't have to have fruit.

Is that a real tweet?
Parody, just noticed in the bottom right.
Yeah, I wonder when I see screen shots.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:57 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:48 pm She's planting a scary-sounding seed. It doesn't have to have fruit.

Is that a real tweet?
Parody, just noticed in the bottom right.
Hah! I did not see that. The thing is that it's completely believable coming from that nitwit.
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Shizzle Popped wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:15 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:57 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:48 pm She's planting a scary-sounding seed. It doesn't have to have fruit.

Is that a real tweet?
Parody, just noticed in the bottom right.
Hah! I did not see that. The thing is that it's completely believable coming from that nitwit.
I had a boss who said parody ceases to be funny when it comes too close to possibility or reality. Yeah, I think that's in the rearview mirror.
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raison de arizona wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:40 am :lol:
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Unfortunately for Bobo, the parody rang so true to her voice, few noticed the difference. Her whole family serves up shit sandwiches on a regular basis. So, when another one is on the table, we just assume who made it.
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Speaking of shit sandwiches, Bobo is gonna be a meemaa at 36yo. Granny Bobo - kinda has a ring to it. Her boy child has a true love, and they are making a family. Due date is just around the corner.

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Good luck to the kids. They're gonna need it.
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:winner:
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:bighug: Raskin.


Raskin to Boebert: Democrat is the noun. When you use it as an adjective, you say Democratic.. As if every time we mentioned the other party it just came out with a kind of political speech impediment like, oh, the Banana Republican Party.
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Nicely done! :thumbsup:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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I saw her grandchild's going to be half Mexican-American. How's great-grandma gonna cope?
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She does know that Alaska and Hawaii and part of the US, right?
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She probably doesn't pay taxes. :evil:
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Kendra wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 7:31 pm
She does know that Alaska and Hawaii and part of the US, right?
Kind of bold of Ron F to assume that Boebert knows anything at all, really.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 12:54 am
Kendra wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 7:31 pm
She does know that Alaska and Hawaii and part of the US, right?
Kind of bold of Ron F to assume that Boebert knows anything at all, really.
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I love how these "America First" bozos think that we can retreat to our own shores and still be considered a world power. If you want to have influence around the world, you have to act around the world. TFG and the others think that everyone in the world should simply do what we want them to do, but that we have no responsibility to the rest of the world.

It doesn't work that way.

If we stopped all foreign aid, both humanitarian and military, other countries, most likely China would gladly step in to fill the void. And the money that China gives out would not be used to buy American jet fighters, tanks and ships. The money would be used to buy those things from China. Much of the aid would probably just be gifts of those things, from Chinese manufacturers.

The US cannot withdraw from the world and expect to remain a major player.
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The irony is many of these folks, especially Trump, tend to idolize Teddy Roosevelt, yet TR's actions and policies are almost completely opposite of the MAGA.
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That's only because they don't know history.
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