Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Lady, the guy has been portrayed on TV by Brad Pitt. He does not care tuppence about your FARTing.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 5:36 pm Or, and hear me out here, maybe the dude has been running his agency for nearly forty years, and will be 82 years old when he retires later this year. Maybe that has something to do with it. :shrug:
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Fauci is stepping down in December to try and avoid scrutiny from a Republican House that will take over in January.

Understand this loud and clear, Anthony:

We are coming for you whether you retire or not. You will not get away with what you did to America.
That is MR. Fauci to you Bimbobert
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That is Dr. Fauci!
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AndyinPA wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:14 pm That is Dr. Fauci!
oh you are correct~~~

Thank you
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Ah, yes. We can't ban discrimination against LGBTQ students. That simply wouldn't do.
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Biden is now going to starve children in schools if schools won’t allow men to compete in women’s sports.

We’re reaching the point of no return with these lunatics.
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sad-cafe wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:12 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 5:36 pm Or, and hear me out here, maybe the dude has been running his agency for nearly forty years, and will be 82 years old when he retires later this year. Maybe that has something to do with it. :shrug:
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Fauci is stepping down in December to try and avoid scrutiny from a Republican House that will take over in January.

Understand this loud and clear, Anthony:

We are coming for you whether you retire or not. You will not get away with what you did to America.
That is MR. Fauci to you Bimbobert
It's funny because there's an animal limbic part of my brain that would have loved him to respond "LOL OK LAUREN" just to trigger the folks who would whine and insist he was being disrespectful to her.
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:51 am Ah, yes. We can't ban discrimination against LGBTQ students. That simply wouldn't do.
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Biden is now going to starve children in schools if schools won’t allow men to compete in women’s sports.

We’re reaching the point of no return with these lunatics.
Has anyone told her about the 500 different ways Republicans have tried to cut school lunch and breakfast programs? For no reason at all?
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Yeah, but here's the thing - when she says "we", like when she says "We're coming for you" or "We're reaching the point of no return", she means "The Morons of America". That's her constituency; those are her people.

She represents all the dumbest morons in polly ticks. Doing a hell of a job, too also.


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Every moron talking head flooded Twitter with similar statements.
Strongly similar.
As in coordinated messaging straight from St Petersburg or Moscow…
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Foggy wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:01 am :snippity:
She represents all the dumbest morons in polly ticks. Doing a hell of a job, too also.


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Objection your Honour!!! Argumentative....the defense argues that Majorie Taylor-Green represents the dumbest morons in polly-ticks...
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Frater I*I wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 5:07 pm
Foggy wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:01 am :snippity:
She represents all the dumbest morons in polly ticks. Doing a hell of a job, too also.


:snippity:
Objection your Honour!!! Argumentative....the defense argues that Majorie Taylor-Green represents the dumbest morons n polly-ticks...
Louie Gohmert has entered the chat... :rotflmao:
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Back when Gingrich was speaker, there was an actual daily email or newsletter that went around that was a talking points memo, letting everyone know how to be on the same page. That’s where Josh Marshall got the name for his website, IIRC.
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Wow, something made people pay attention to the loser filled zombie corpse of Jacob Wohl, perennially screaming "I'M BRILLIANT AND SMART PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" from his losercave.
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Suranis wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 9:26 pm Wow, something made people pay attention to the loser filled zombie corpse of Jacob Wohl, perennially screaming "I'M BRILLIANT AND SMART PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" from his losercave.
Yeah, we're clearly going to have to send more Dachshunds. :smoking:
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Seems Christlike.
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Sorry Lauren, you haven't a clue what you're talking about...again!

12 Huge Celebrity Donors Who Paid Off Fans’ Student Loans
12 celebrity donors who pay off student loans
1. Taylor Swift sent student loan money to a super fan
2. Nicki Minaj helped students with school costs via Twitter
3. Rihanna opened a global scholarship program
4. Drake surprised a student with a $50,000 scholarship
5. Beyoncé regularly gives back with #BeyGOOD
6. Jay-Z sponsors scholarships through the Shawn Carter Foundation
7. Tyrese Gibson noticed an especially positive student online
8. Nelly gives out scholarships without any publicity
9. LeBron James founded a school with the promise of a full scholarship
10. Chrissy Teigen donated to a student’s crowdfunding campaign
11. Oprah Winfrey is one of the most generous donors to pay off student loans
12. Ellen DeGeneres helped a nurse with student loan debt
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I mean, it is a slippery slope.
m @nosourceofhoney wrote: forgive our debtors? what’s next, they forgive us? we’re led not into temptation? but delivered from evil?

wait, it should technically be: forgive us our debts? what’s next, we forgive our debtors? we’re led not into temptation? but delivered from evil?
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:57 pm Seems Christlike.
https:// twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1562785517770383360
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote:“I loved paying back my student loans so much that I want to do it for other people.” - said by no one ever
I have this suggetion for you: keep the money for the time being, but invest into your own ongoing education! Ever thought of getting a university degree per chance? Just beware the wrath of DJTjr when chosing the subject :twisted:
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Jim wrote: Thu Aug 25, 2022 2:03 pm Sorry Lauren, you haven't a clue what you're talking about...again!

12 Huge Celebrity Donors Who Paid Off Fans’ Student Loans
12 celebrity donors who pay off student loans
1. Taylor Swift sent student loan money to a super fan
2. Nicki Minaj helped students with school costs via Twitter
3. Rihanna opened a global scholarship program
4. Drake surprised a student with a $50,000 scholarship
5. Beyoncé regularly gives back with #BeyGOOD
6. Jay-Z sponsors scholarships through the Shawn Carter Foundation
7. Tyrese Gibson noticed an especially positive student online
8. Nelly gives out scholarships without any publicity
9. LeBron James founded a school with the promise of a full scholarship
10. Chrissy Teigen donated to a student’s crowdfunding campaign
11. Oprah Winfrey is one of the most generous donors to pay off student loans
12. Ellen DeGeneres helped a nurse with student loan debt
Of course she has no idea about any of that. Only three of the celebs on the list are white. You really think she gives a fuck about anything black celebs do?
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Nothing to see here, just Boebert posting about BANGing Jim Jordan on his trip to Colorado.
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote:Welcoming @Jim_Jordan to Colorado with a BANG!
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raison de arizona wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:39 am Nothing to see here, just Boebert posting about BANGing Jim Jordan on his trip to Colorado.
And, here I thought she was with Ted Cruz. :mrgreen:
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Mr. Gneiss wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:21 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:39 am Nothing to see here, just Boebert posting about BANGing Jim Jordan on his trip to Colorado.
And, here I thought she was with Ted Cruz. :mrgreen:
I thought the gist of the story was she was with who ever had Ben Franklin, US Grant and Andrew Jackson with them....
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Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote:Under Biden’s FBI, no one from Epstein’s client list has been arrested, Hunter still walks free, and we never did find out who the SCOTUS leak was - but we know what’s in Melania Trump’s closet.
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Confidential documents?!
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