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Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:17 pm
Cyrus Breckenridge wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:16 pm “There enlies the problem”

How did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
You are crediting her with FAR too much wit!

An eighth-wit at best, likely even less!
Sorry to be compelled to correct you, but she has a "four tries GED-wit"! :mrgreen:

If you believe SHE took the exam herself.
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Cyrus Breckenridge wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:16 pm
“There enlies the problem”

How did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
She had to complete her GED to run for office.
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Cyrus Breckenridge wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:16 pmHow did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
A multidecade gerrymandering effort coupled with shameless pandering. (Conventional attractiveness helps as well.)
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Cyrus Breckenridge wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:16 pm :snippity: :snippity:

How did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
They wanted her out of town and figured that was the easiest way of doing it??????? :crazy:
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Or right wing media has demonized Democrats to the point where Republicans could run a headless, dead chicken and the chicken would beat the Democrat.
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Trae Crowder has a pretty good video on Facebook rating Lauren Boebert 1.5 mushroom clouds out of four. I didn't realize she's from Florida. He thinks she'll end up on Fox — but doesn't that require being blonde?
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She's been blonde before. She's just a bottle away.
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You also have to take in to consideration that that part of Northern Colorado, and most of Colorado for that matter outside of the Denver Metro/Boulder areas is almost solidly hard, dense, unthinking Republicans, often to their serious detriment. There are some Democratic pockets that are holding out and sending Dems to Congress. Which means if you're breathing and a registered Republican you can probably get elected, IQ/ability notwithstanding, as witness Bobo. The old saw that you get the representation you deserve definitely applies in some of these areas.
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Tone deaf.

And then she really gets going:
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 5:20 pm :snippity:
And then she really gets going:
https:// twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1473051891428995085?s=20
What are they growing in her Capitol office?
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Boebert takes umbrage at the recent hard-line Covid statement from the White House.
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Love how Boo Boo rants about taking the country back. Her and her elk never had the country in the first place.

Of course, "take back our country" is usually just a dog whistle for them other races needing to get back in their proper place.
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So the WH tells the truth about something and Bo Bo is offended and it is divisive??????
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Oh my.
Edit: replaced now non-working link (wtf?) with working one
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oh shoot=

what did I miss???
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sad-cafe wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:03 pm oh shoot=

what did I miss???
Probably this -

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bwahahahahaha
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As a Christian, she wants to resurrect Joe McCarthy, and establish his policies as the Law of the Land.

OTOH, she is opposed to the Cancel Culture.


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OMFG!!!

Kyle found someone he's taller than!!!



And he looks a lot like a ventriloquist dummy in this picture.
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Image You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy.
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bill_g wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:12 pm
sad-cafe wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:03 pm oh shoot=

what did I miss???
Probably this -

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Oh that picture, oh that comment. Bo Bo at her best. :crazy: :sick:
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Doubtful she has to open that wide for her flasher husband.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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He does need to get on that, toot sweet. :bored:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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I've been asserting that after three failed attempts to pass the GED, she hired someone to take the exam on "her" fourth try.

Now Estiveo has shown that she is a master of 9-syllable words. :faint: :faint: :faint:

Gee, thanks Estiveo, I think. :mrgreen:
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