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:lol:
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I hope that's true and that it's family run.

IIRC Boebert told a story about how someone was mugged in an alley (just like in a Democrat-run city!) and that's why they all started to carry or some such.
Edit: This Denver Post story says something about a man being beaten to death in a nearby alley. That's all I could see before it closed out with the "provide an email address."

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/06/22/s ... sses-guns/

In this 2014 story she tells a different story. In the photo that goes with it, she's blonde.
https://fishgame.com/2014/07/his-family ... ts-posted/
Owner Lauren Boebert told TheBlaze that she didn’t necessarily set out to open a Second Amendment haven in Rifle. She’s just ”always carried,” so three days after they opened, she started carrying on the job. Within days, other staff asked if they could do the same.

Boebert said, “Of course.”

Not long after, customers took notice. She said she arrived one day and found a homemade sign taped to the restaurant’s window that said, “guns are welcome on premises.” Boebert ultimately replaced the homemade sign with a printed one.

She still doesn’t know who taped the original sign to her window, but “he did me a favor.”
Now I think I've seen maybe a half dozen versions of this story.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 10:55 am :snippity:

Now I think I've seen maybe a half dozen versions of this story.
First I hope that scatter gun she sporting is either a fake or has paperwork on it, or else that's felony time...

Second, one version I have heard is that she claims someone was killed on a nearby street corner and that's why the packing had to commence...police reports show the guy had died of an OD... :shrug:
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raison de arizona wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:40 am :lol:
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I was kind of rooting for a Jewish deli.

If only to see what the Unite the Right defenders would chant in front of the store.

Just kidding. We all know exactly what they would chant in front of the store.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:30 am Just kidding. We all know exactly what they would chant in front of the store.
Nice one.
But to celebrate American diversity, I would propose naming the new establishment Rifles, Revueltos & Ruebens.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:30 am
raison de arizona wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:40 am :lol:
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I was kind of rooting for a Jewish deli.

If only to see what the Unite the Right defenders would chant in front of the store.

Just kidding. We all know exactly what they would chant in front of the store.
There are some Jewish Mexicans who run restaurants.

Just saying.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:02 pm
Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:30 am
raison de arizona wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:40 am :lol:
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I was kind of rooting for a Jewish deli.

If only to see what the Unite the Right defenders would chant in front of the store.

Just kidding. We all know exactly what they would chant in front of the store.
There are some Jewish Mexicans who run restaurants.

Just saying.
One of my favorite places in the 1980s was a Kosher Chinese joint in New York City that I found by reading a guide allegedly written by a taxi driver to some of the hole-in-the-wall-but-the-food-is-so-good places. But that was 35 years ago and I am an old man now and forget the name of the place. I'm sure I could find it with a little research, though.
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Kamala Harris is Biden's 'shrewd insurance policy' against impeachment, Boebert says

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Thu, January 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM GMT+1

FIRST ON FOX: President Biden has a "shrewd insurance policy" against impeachment and her name is Vice President Kamala Harris, according to Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert.

Boebert told Fox News Digital she believes that Republicans' intensely negative view of Harris is making them more hesitant to push for Biden's impeachment than they otherwise would be.

"Kamala Harris is Biden’s shrewd insurance policy," said Boebert.




https://www.yahoo.com/news/kamala-harri ... 07926.html
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Any idea what the impeachable offense is/offenses are? Maybe she should be talking about that.
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pipistrelle wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:50 pm Any idea what the impeachable offense is/offenses are? Maybe she should be talking about that.
LEFTIST LIBERAL GLOBALIST COMMIE MARXIST TRUMP WAS REAL WINNER BIDEN OLD SENILE GUY SPEND MONEY ON STUFF COMMIE MARXIST DEEP STATE GLOBALIST WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A DEMONCRAT WHICH IS IMPEACHABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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northland10 wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:13 pm HE'S A DEMONCRAT WHICH IS IMPEACHABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was my conclusion as well.
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northland10 wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:13 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:50 pm Any idea what the impeachable offense is/offenses are? Maybe she should be talking about that.
LEFTIST LIBERAL GLOBALIST COMMIE MARXIST TRUMP WAS REAL WINNER BIDEN OLD SENILE GUY SPEND MONEY ON STUFF COMMIE MARXIST DEEP STATE GLOBALIST WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A DEMONCRAT WHICH IS IMPEACHABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a Democrat.

She's a black Democrat, even worse.
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I dunno what the next reason will be, but I'll bet you a dollar that it involves classified documents. Here's a list of everything they've tried so far:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efforts_t ... esolutions
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Boebert is preparing us for her inevitable failure at this.
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IE: When hyperbole meets reality. See also too sky diving without a parachute.
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Gregg: She's a black woman Democrat, even worse.
FIFY.
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:20 am
Gregg: She's a black woman Democrat, even worse.
FIFY.
My staff is recommending that we let Gregg off with a mild beating, on account of how I could have made the same omission. Gregg - and I - live in a world where discrimination against women is virtually non-existent.

I live with ol' Wifehorn, who is the equal of any hombre in this great land of ours.

I spend a lot of time in the gym taking classes taught by women, and most of the people in the classes are women. Then I go to the supermarkets, and the clothing stores, and restaurants, where women rule and men drool. There is literally no place I can go where women are not equal or dominant, and that's my life, and I never complain because women rock.

And Gregg ... I can't even imagine the rules and regulations and procedures and stuff at the motorcar company, all of which are designed to make sure nobody ever discriminates against a female, and those things are enforced and taken seriously. Not even to mention, there must be some seriously awesome ladies working for the motorcar company, who are totally equal or better than the men at engineering, finance, design, etc.

I know other men here are having the same experience, and for us the very concept that women are not our equals is so far past its expiration date, you can't see it in the rear view mirror.

So it's hard to remember that a big chunk of this great land of ours is all about male superiority and male hierarchy and male dominance and all that malarkey.

I forget, too also. :oopsy: :blackeye:
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I didn't suspect any malintent on Gregg's part. :biggrin: I think this was Boebert's intention.
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RTH10260 wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:43 pm
Kamala Harris is Biden's 'shrewd insurance policy' against impeachment, Boebert says

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Thu, January 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM GMT+1

FIRST ON FOX: President Biden has a "shrewd insurance policy" against impeachment and her name is Vice President Kamala Harris, according to Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert.

Boebert told Fox News Digital she believes that Republicans' intensely negative view of Harris is making them more hesitant to push for Biden's impeachment than they otherwise would be.

"Kamala Harris is Biden’s shrewd insurance policy," said Boebert.




https://www.yahoo.com/news/kamala-harri ... 07926.html
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President Biden's "insurance policy" against impeachment, if he needed one, is 51 Democrat Senators. The House Republicans might impeach, but there is no way the Senate will convict.

Has emptygee submitted articles of impeachment against the President yet? I know that someone submitted articles of impeachment against DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. Any thoughts on whether that one will make it to trial?
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:20 am
Gregg: She's a black woman Democrat, even worse.
FIFY.
Beat me to it... :biggrin:
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I am spoiled in that as Foggy says, the motorcar company is a very good place for women to be treated well. My current boss is a Woman as was my early mentor who is now an Executive Vice President and Director of Manufacturing - Vehicle Operations, but back in the day she was just my smoking buddy.

I am almost proud to say that Ford is a very progressive organization and as much as any company this size can be, is as ethically run as I could ever hope. Very rarely am I ashamed to be associated with it.
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My maternal grandfather (1891-1981) is from Detroit. His older brother retired as the assistant chief of detectives for the City of Detroit in 1940-something. My great uncle had a problem with his new Ford (this was well before I was born.) He wrote a letter to Ford back in Detroit explaining his issue. He received a brief letter from HF the Second himself, no less. Somewhere in my mom's stuff is a copy of the letter. Anyway, if I remember correctly, HF II was contrite and instructed my great uncle to show this letter to his Ford dealer to get the matter resolved free.
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Lauren flying incognito.

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